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Twitter? Are you serious with that bullshit?

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on December 28th, 2009.

Yeah, some of you noticed your boy been doing some investigative type bullshit and it’s true my niggas: I’m on that twitter bullshit. I got a full update in the motherfucking works so stay tuned.

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White Motherfuckers With An Opinion: Tiger Woods

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on December 7th, 2009.

Yeah, what’s good? It’s your boy Big Eddie Ed back from up under a bitch with a soft ass and 84 comments to approve. So I let this shit go from time to time. Sit your ass back down on your motherfucking seats and stay off posting them “nigger” comments. I swear to God and every other motherfucking holy animal or whatever you Indian niggas be worshipping - when a month or two go by and your boy ain’t posted - the white motherfuckers that stay re-reading old articles keep telling niggas to go back to Africa. Let me set it straight before we get into the motherfucking topic right here: I ain’t never been to Africa so there ain’t shit to go back to. Also, how the fuck is telling a nigga to go back to Africa gonna get you more blog shits to read? I got shit I gotta do up off this internet shit - so raise up off a nigga dick. Oh now where was I? Oh yeah, Tiger Woods.

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Dead Niggas And Commemorative T-Shirts

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on August 28th, 2009.

Those Asians/African niggas that be running out the reeds with umbrellas to sell when they feel a drop on they sleepyheaded ass faces got no motherfucking shame. Selling some bullshit ass garage-made T-Shirt with every random ass dead nigga who sang a song or lit up a screen pasted up on the front of that bitch. I mean, if you gonna get money on the dead, AT LEAST hit a nigga with a 4XL beefy-tee. Motherfuckers got the shortest and thinnest shirts possible. I know you need to cut costs. I know we in a motherfucking recession and you love some motherfucking Michael Jordan endorsed undershirts, but you niggas is going one step away from digging dead motherfuckers up for dollars.

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For Serious, Miss Jackson

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on July 23rd, 2009.

You grimey Indiana niggas need to put your boy in the ground already. This shit is ridiculous.

Give a Dog a Motherfucking Bone

The Media dropped by BigEddieEd on July 20th, 2009.

Knick Knack, niggas. Let me tell you something that motherfuckers got twisted - Michael Vick don’t give a fuck about no goddamn dogs. I mean, you might think that shit obvious, but dig a little deeper. Nigga had dog fights. Nigga dogs got all tore the fuck up in they face. Nigga get caught, nigga apologize, nigga act like he fucked up, nigga handing milkbones out and talking about how cute he think beagles and shit is, or whatever the fuck, and people acting like Michael Vick only out to kill they motherfucking golden retriever.

On some real shit, you blind ass niggas need to wake the fuck up.

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TLC is Some Crooked Ass Bullshit

The Media dropped by BigEddieEd on June 8th, 2009.

You need to know I ain’t talking about them waterfall chasin bitches, but right now I need to know how drug dealers be guilty when you got motherfuckers on that TLC network slanging they fake reality TV bullshit? I mean, you gone try to tell a nigga crack ain’t no good for nobody and I’ll listen to your motherfucking argument while I count my stacks, but based on the shit all them boring ass eating meatloaf and talking about they motherfucking day ass white motherfuckers be hooked on - there ain’t no motherfucking crime committed.

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Commenting Ass White Motherfuckers

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on June 3rd, 2009.

First off, shouts to all you white motherfuckers that stay on these motherfucking comments, posting the same shit over and over like its your motherfucking job, acting all hurt when a nigga don’t check that comment approval joint. You know who the fuck you are, getting all hasty and shit with the comment box posting and reposting and posting again and then demanding to know why your shit end up deleted, which it wasn’t anyway - you little bitch ass worried ass faggots.

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