Sleepyheads always gotta come with that technology that you only seen in those 1950’s sci-fi joints. I mean, its like every day they got a new line of robots or alarm clocks that could suck your dick and play mp3s - but not today. The latest shit they throwing down is … a personal helicopter.

Yeah, that’s right, a motherfucking one-seat, personal helicopter.

The shit is made in Japan, and they calling it the GEN H-4 (which is aight because they usually name all they new inventions “Doris”, or “Dorothy” or some other old white bitch name). The GEN H-4 got one seat, a landing gear, 2 sets of those blades. The controls look just like a bike, so you could bet the next model gonna have a motherfucking basket and a ringa-ring-ring bell on the handlebars so these sleepyheaded motherfuckers could deliver they kung pow, or whatever the fuck, in 30 minutes or less.

Actually, it BETTER be there in 30 minutes or less, because even though this sleepyheadacopter shit could fly to a maximum altitude of 1000 meters at like 60 miles per hour, the shit gonna run the fuck out of fuel and drop to the ground in 30 minutes. So after a half hour you gonna see sleepyheads dropping out the motherfucking sky like its 1941 and they just peeped a battleship in they rearview. You may as well stay the fuck inside until this shit get recalled, because I ain’t never met a sleepyhead who could even push a damn whip right, let alone keep a motherfucking gas tank full.

Any damn way, you could still get this shit in America from Acecraft for $30,000 but you got to put that shit together your damn self.

We always up on those web stats, but my favorite shit to see is how the fuck you got here. Even though Google is not down with this shit, a lot of motherfuckers use it to get here… but they don’t always find what the fuck they looking for. Motherfuckers been looking for some fucked up shit and I want to help those motherfuckers out by answering the questions they might have been asking that nigga google. So lets check just what the fuck a few of you didn’t find on our motherfucking site:

Google: what+does+a+nigga+won’t+front+mean?

This one could either be a white motherfucker, or one of those curious motherfuckers from the middle east that keep asking me what the fuck this mean, what the fuck that mean.. nigga, don’t they got BET in Saudi Arabia??

Google: digg “banned submit list”

Yeah, they banned our site on digg so you can’t submit the hot shit we rain down on you motherfuckers. Those shook bitches is afraid of a few tech savvy niggas. Kevin Rose: take your shit back to “the screen savers”, you bitch-made ass white motherfucker. You may have to carry a bat to keep those pasty faggot ass-kissing motherfuckers that use your site off your dick, but it don’t mean that you gotta hate on NiggaKnow.

Google: girlfriend+”had+sex+with+a+black”

How much of a white motherfucker is you that when your bitch get a taste of that nigga jelly you gotta use google for advice? What the fuck google gonna show you to make it all better, besides some of them Spring Thomas joints.

Google: kobe tai comeback 2006

Wishful thinking my nigga. Aint gone happen, but i feel you on that. I mean, on some other site they gonna check they stats and see the time I used google to find a McDonalds that still got the McRib.

Google: your a fagot

You good at english too, but like your moms asshole, faggot always got 2 G’s up in it. one.

Google: video ipod coolest shit nigga

WHITE MOTHERFUCKER ALERT! The only time a video ipod is the “coolest shit” is when we rip that shit off the bi-cep strap of some white jogger. Niggas don’t google for the “coolest shit”.. we save that shit for Black Find.

Google: can’t burn syriana with dvd shrink?

Once and for all, here’s how the fuck you burn George Clooney’s “Syriana”:

Actually, if you even cop that shit from any place but those bootleg niggas, you may as well throw your motherfucking wallet in the fire too.

That concludes this motherfucking edition of What You Googlin, Nigga.. tune in for more of your misguided misdirected bullshit.. well, whenever the fuck we feel like it. One.

Now I know it’s not about technology, but this shit is fucked up, and I aint talking bout no “discrepancies in confession” neither. After all this is Nigga Know - it’s not like any of us is going to actually shed a tear for some dumb honky that gave up and turned himself in, especially if it might be some shit he didn’t do. Fuck him, rookie. What’s got me all fucked up is that nobody’s pointing out that this whole situation is racist as hell. Am I the only nigga seeing this shit? Allow me to explain…

THIS SHIT RACIST PART 1:

This motherfucker walked around for a damn decade before he was “caught”. The local pigs could have been looking for whoever killed that future white breezy instead of harassing every nigga in Colorado (AKA the Broncos and Nuggets rosters). That crazy-eyed white dude was probably creeping through her neighborhood in a damn ice cream truck with his dick out while the police steady pulling niggas over for moving around in anything more expensive than a pair of new Jordan’s. Shit, it’s getting to the point where white dudes HAVE TO give themselves up in order for the police to pay any attention to them. That fucking BTK Killer gutted like 20 people and had to send fucking love letters to the pigs to even get noticed.

THIS SHIT RACIST PART 2:

That John Mark Karr dude had champagne and other rich boy shit on the plane ride back to the U.S. Meanwhile, an arrested black man is greeted by the police via a kick to they grill and getting thrown head first into the damn squad car. Fuck that “watch your head” bullshit. Then, when you ‘arrive at you destination’ you might get a damn plunger in yo ass. No nigga caught selling gaffled Benzy boxes (stolen radios, for you spying ass whiteys) would get the first class treatment that John Mark Karr received. On the other hand, I bet on top of all that shrimp and Cristal the cops gave him they made sure that diaper sniper got his frequent flyer miles too. Fucking bullshit.

THIS SHIT RACIST PART 3:

Now that he’s “caught”, this honky’s picture on blast all over TV. It’s like the media can’t fucking believe it was a crazy looking white dude that raped and killed a 6-year-old girl. Come on now, who else would it be? Black people don’t do shit like that. Don’t get me wrong, what nigga hasn’t slipped below the legal line once or twice and not realized it until it was too late? You on your way to a court appearance in the morning and you spot last night’s hook up at the bus stop with a SpongeBob backpack on. Now your black ass is sweating trying to think of how you’re going to explain that you actually thought the bitch you were throat fuckin on a skee ball machine at Chuck-E-Cheese was 18. Good luck with that nigga. Still though, everyone knows we stay the fuck away from them crazy crimes and stick to straight hustlin.

Bottom line is this whole situation proves once again that if the pigs were more up on they job than on a nigga slangin’ rock on the corner just trying to eat, they might actually catch the real criminals: crazy white motherfuckers.

Segway got a new line of they faggot nerd bikes that will allow white people to bend side to side when they decide they want to turn left or right. That’s it, that’s the big motherfucking innovation. White people twisting they selves on a straight up gay scooter with they silly ass helmets on trying to take they ass to work so they can tell they bosses how much they love all they motherfucking stupid suggestions and ideas for 12 like hours, skip lunch, and get fatter eating 15,000 calories worth of oreos in they motherfucking cubicles. That shit ain’t new, The real Segway news come into play when you look at they site.

Many of you remember a update we threw down a minute ago where we pointed out that Segway was some bullshit for white motherfuckers. If not, then read the fucking archives.. but for you lazy niggas out there, the beef we got with Segway is that them shifted ass white motherfuckers got no black people in they ads or promotional materials. I mean, they have SOME black people on they site, but they never seem to show a nigga in a positive light. They only gonna put a black dude next to one of they products if they want to highlight how easy those faggot nerd bikes is to jack (and I mean jack as in “obtain without paper transactions” not “gadget you shout up a bitch with”).

So I read about they new pillow biting ass nerd chariots and went to they site. I’m like 15 pages deep in white motherfucker marketing bullshit and I notice that they trying to correct the mistakes of the past by actually popping some black people up on they bitch made brochure looking site. How many? Two, and they even got security guard uniforms. Yeah theres a few blurry white motherfuckers that are like almost up on the cusp of blackness, but they only got two pictures of some REAL niggas on that site, but at least they in uniform. I mean on the surface its like, they almost showing black people in a position of motherfucking prominence, but they STILL pulling that same old real white hatred. Peep that shit:

First off, that first snap is straight bullshit any damn how. They got a nigga with a mall security badge, but they also got a smiling ass white motherfucker - but he got on a real “get out of the motherfucking car” police badge on his self. Also, the white motherfucking cop also happens to be leading the motherfucking way, like this is some kind of Die Hard bullshit and all a sudden Eddie Winslow’s dad gotta take advice and information from that nigga Bruce Willis. Plus I think that nigga is Charles S. Dutton but that shit is still unconfirmed. Any damn way, check number 2:

This motherfucker right here got that real white agenda illustrated to the ultimate. Not only do they got another black security guard, in a motherfucking empty secluded ass parking deck, on one them faggot nerd bikes.. but the nigga is PEEPING OUT on a motherfucking MINIVAN.

I mean what the fuck kind of white deception bullshit is that? How the fuck you gonna tell me that niggas be casing motherfucking MINI-VANS while rolling on one of those nerd bikes. I mean that shit is motherfucking boganza, but for some god damn reason it makes sense in they little white heads. I mean, if a nigga gonna roll on that faggot ass 5 grand nerd bike, then they may as well be chopping mini-vans. Its like segway telling motherfuckers that black people down with quilting bees and motherfucking ovaltine when they could take time out they busy schedule of robbing Chevettes and Volvos.

It look like the really tried though, but they never gonna captivate a black consumer base. Like I been saying my niggas, cars, trains, planes, or even your new motherfucking kicks … FUCK a segway. One.

My children, I remember back in 1898 when the element radium was first discovered. Now, those of you that finished High School might be thinking “Why Black Jesus, would Radium have anything to do with Radioactivity?” Absolutely! You niggas are a smart bunch of motherfuckers.

After its discovery by a basment-dwelling white motherfucker, Radium was marketed to white motherfuckers as medicine. They had radioactive heating pads for arthritis, radioactive sacks for these nutz (make it easier for you micropenis motherfuckers to please your breezies) radioactive suppositories, and radioactive water which had “the invisible hand of Mother Nature to make you healthy.” That’s bullshit at it’s finest. Mother Nature is too busy sucking some dick and burning some rocks to have her hand in you because her baby’s daddy ran out on her. I took care of that nigga, he got AIDS now. You fuck with Mother Nature, you fuckin with Black Jesus. Feel me?

Back to the topic, white motherfuckers also used radium in the Adrian Shoefitting machine to determine the size of yo’ small motherfucking feet. Black Jesus rolls in a motherfucking size 14, info for the asian breezies reading this. But let’s stop here. Adrian? “What kind of faggotass shit is that?” is what you real niggas out there should be thinking. Wanna know how down the name Adrian is? That faggot motherfucker George Clooney wants to name his next son Adrian. Any nigga named Adrian is about as down as Wikipedia. Anyway, white people used this so they could see their toes wiggling.

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard since I was sent a free copy of the Bible. Wanna see your toes wiggling? Then take yo’ god damned shoes off! Jesus Christ, those niggas was stupid!

Then white motherfuckers first realized “Oh shit this radium shit’ll kill a nigga!” when one of you people from Pennsylvania drank 14,000 vials of radioactive water, and that niggas jaws fell off! Yeah son, his motherfucking JAWS! Oh, holy shit, I remember when the big man and I first heard about that. You mortal niggas was the laughing stock of Heaven, still makin jokes about that fool.

You’d think that me and the big man would warn y’all about the danger’s of Radium, but nah, we didn’t want to. Don’t feel bad though, the sight of y’all’s jaws and dicks fallin off and then not knowin why gave us a hell of a lot of laughs.

Holla at your lord and savior, one.

Something dawned on this nigga yesterday that further impressed upon me that white motherfuckers are straight up stupid. I was reading some motherfucking news and it turns out that the original tapes from the 1969 moon landing is missing. First off, lets rule out that bullshit ass excuse they gone give about them tapes being misplaced. How the fuck you gonna lose tapes that ain’t been touched for decades any damn how? Yeah.. like a nigga said: Those shits was robbed, and it ain’t who you think.

So now come the motherfucking investigation. Who stole them tapes? I have no motherfucking idea and before you point that craggly ass white index as a nigga you better realize that when it come to stolen tapes.. niggas are like “fuck the moon”. Only a white motherfucker would steal a tape of the motherfucking moon. Niggas is after them fine white socialite breezie tapes like that slow eyed bitch Paris Hilton.

You can’t blame black people for this shit. When the national archives holding down some of that nasty ass sex tape from those young white celebrity bitches, then you could holla at a nigga for sure.. but when some ancient ass moon tapes is missing you better break up every motherfucking Magic the Gathering game this side of the Mississipp to get at the culprit. That’s a white only crime, just like cannabalism or those three episodes of “Love Monkey”.

Actually, now that I think about that shit, if you want your motherfucking moon tapes back you do got TWO choices when it come to suspects. Pasty ass white motherfuckers, who been known to feed off they own, and them sleepyheads… and them sleepyheads is motherfucking NOTORIOUS for stealing shit and acting like they can’t even speak English or understand why the fuck you yelling when they lose a nigga sunday best throwback jersey. So to wrap this shit up, I’m going to say this: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT. Shout at a nigga when you decide its time to rain down on them sleepyhead throwback stealing motherfuckers and then I’ll be all about your bitch-made ass moon tapes. I’ll actually fight along side a white motherfucker in the name of a motherfucking sleepyhead free for all.. but if you can’t make that shit go down, fuck it. I mean a nigga got better shit to do. I’m out. One.

Now you might wonder what a niggas ass is doin’ in Wine Country California. WELL MAYBE A NIGGA NEED TO GET HIS MOM TO AND FRO IN THE BAY AREA GO FUCK OFF. Shit, got a nigga messed in the head. Anyway, this article is about wireless internet access…or in my case, none at motherfuckin’ all. All you have to do is get yo’self a provider, a wireless router, and let the people rich enough with a laptop that has the wireless mooch off of you. It’s simple but these motherfuckers in St. Helena and surrounding VILLAGES (There are motherfuckin’ huts here I swear to the GOTS mang!) don’t seem to understand it. There’s one bar that is cool enough to let me use their wireless for the price of a coke. I take the coke, smile, and shut the fuck up with my busted ass laptop and 54G netgear PCMCIA card.

This is just a quick update so you hungry readin’ type niggas have something to see while we’re off doin’ our thang. Now go read something white for a change, I know maybe one or two of you are actually true niggas.

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Verizon Wireless was never a company that was down with no nigga technology, but yesterday I heard some news that made a nigga think they turning over a new motherfucking leaf. They got a new jack that they call “Chocolate” and when I first seen that shit I’m like, Verizon finally got a down ass nigga CEO, because the only mainstream shit I ever heard thats called “Chocolate” was either one of them black breezie porno bitches or that band in Coming to America.

The Verizon Chocolate got everything you want in a motherfucking phone. You could snap them snaps, roll that footage, and even blast that old school Double XX Posse, but even though it got all that, I’m suspicious as fuck because something just don’t seem right about how the those notoriously white motherfuckerish niggas at Verizon been marketing they new hot Chocolate Jack. Then all of a sudden it hit me after checking that movie they got on they site.

Verizon drop all this informative shit for like a minute and a half, but out of nowhere they pop up some shit saying that the Chocolate “totally sweet” like the motherfucking ad campaign was written by that nigga Stiffler or some other typecast 37 year-old still in college white motherfucker. Straight ridiculous. I mean, any time you use “totally sweet” to describe some shit, you better be wearing them Hawaiian floral print shorts and the trademark white motherfucker shell necklace, while you be standing on your head in some shitty ass dirty basement getting so full of cheap ass beer that even Natasha Lyonne telling you to slow the fuck down. That’s the kind of real white trickery that made Blue Hippo the choice for home computers and turned Dell into some bullshit establishment for them caucasians.

So the shit ain’t strictly for my people. I mean we been through this shit time and time again my niggas, thinking that some shit was put out there for us only to find out that is was some motherfucking shit for those fake nigga frat motherfuckers that pump they fists and recite Warren G lyrics whenever the fuck they think they hear a early 90’s bass line. Actually, now that I motherfucking think on that shit, no self-respecting nigga gonna roll with a “Chocolate” jack any goddamn way. You may as well take a sip out the Blacks only fountain and sit on the back of the motherfucking bus if you think that Chocolate jack is a good motherfucking idea.

Cop a real motherfucking jack and throw that Chocolate bullshit to the motherfucking side. One.

If you not retarded or from Iowa then as quick as I hit you boughie ass motherfuckers with this next technology bit you gone say “I cant believe these niggas done took two things that polar motherfucking opposites and made them fit snug like Spring Thomas on fat midnight dick” That’s right: them Mongolian child laboring niggas at Nike who been providing the streets with the toughest gear for centuries done teamed the fuck up with the those fruity caucazoid motherfuckers at apple who been providing that white homeboy Tom with as many iPods and iMacs to ensure that he write the gayest poetry and listen to the most Strokes joints before he get kicked the hell out Jamba Juice every night. I never seen Nike and iPod within a hunned feet of each other, nah mean. For serious the last time I seen products of them two companies even on the same BLOCK, I seen eight pairs of black Air Force 1s and one white apple ipod nano - and guess what motherfucker there was a robbery.

But you prolly gone be like, “eyo now Nike soft teaming the hell up with Apple.” You goddamn right, nigga. Because this new technology is straight up for white folks only. Lemme tell you why. If you got an iPod nano, and some of these “specially designed” Nike running shoes, “sold separately,” then you can hook them two fucking things up - and the iPod grip gonna tell your fat ass how fast you moving through Central Park and how long your strides is, and if that shit wasn’t gay enough it gonna be like a training partner telling you through your headphones worthless ass shit like ya time, distance, speed, and all that bullshit that white bitches need to know about so they can gauge how much or how little of they lettuce and walnut lunch to throw the hell up when they get back to they Manhattan apartment. Apparently this shit mad light so you dont feel it and it cost a buck thirty for the kit and the shoe, the shoe running about a hunned bills, the kit thirty, and dont axe me how the fuck much an iPod nano cost cuz you know I don’t play that shit. Also you can hook this shit up to ya PC or MACINTOSH and upload that data about your run. But for real who the fuck does that shit?

And I dont got to explain why no colored folks is gonna get at this technology. Go to Central Park and find me a black or latin motherfucker with this an iPod nano, this grip or those fucking shits strapped to his biceps right next to a tribal band tattoo and Imma grab a iPod, bring my damn self to Sports Authority, cop them special ed ass sneakers, pick up some hummus at Whole Foods, then maybe eat a motherfucking dick. The only data a nigga need to know is points, rebounds and assists, nah mean.