Its your boy Big Eddie Ed back at you with a new update. It ain’t technology, but its one of those things we got to cover because its some of that celebrity awareness shit. Now, you all know the shit that gone down with that nigga Kramer - he was getting heckled by some grimey ass niggas who were sitting through his whole act telling him how unfunny he is and saying some shit like thats why you ain’t got no TV shows or movies. I’ll tell you why the motherfucker got no TV Shows or movies - THAT NIGGA IS KRAMER.

You can’t go to no Kramer stand up comedy shit and expect to dumb out to some shit like its Cedric the Entertainer. You are surrounded by white motherfuckers, and you watching Kramer. This motherfucker is good at being jumpy and having tall hair. That’s all, nigga. It ain’t a comedy show if all you got is white motherfuckers in the audience, because white people ain’t got no sense of humor. I mean, when the fuck was the last time you seen a black prop comic? Say word on that.

Any damn way, this shit fucked that nigga Kramer for real. Any time white people express frustration or anger with anyone other than white people - they racist. That’s it and that’s all. That nigga Mel Gibson said some shit about the Jews when he all glazed and tipsy and now Braveheart ain’t never gonna see the light of day at a motherfucking Chabad house or whatever the fuck. That’s some serious reprucussions! You fuck up some shit like Kramer did and now you lose money. Plain and simple, and the proof that this shit is some earth shattering ass news is Jerry Seinfeld’s appearance on Letterman last night. Check that shit:

Oh, and if you ain’t done this shit already - watch that shit again. Also, when Seinfeld tells you the shit ain’t funny, it is. Say word.

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By now you motherfuckers gotta believe that NiggaKnow is the home for all that hot technology. I mean, we like Wired, Gizmodo, and Dub Magazine all rolled the fuck up into one, but from time to time a nigga gotta admit that he can’t possibly know everything. Sometimes we gotta hit you with the shit that niggas DON’T know.

For example, what the fuck is up with all this technology bullshit they got for dogs, nigga? If you got at me back in the day and told me motherfuckers was throwing gwap at technology for they pets, I would have shook your motherfucking jaw the fuck loose and sold your shoes for some of them little ass pebbles. Not rocks, nigga - PEBBLES. Them worthless little ass shits white motherfuckers be throwing mad paper at when they ain’t even positive if you giving them soap chips or sno-caps.

So I did my research, and apparently, white motherfuckers doing all kinds of shit for they motherfucking dogs. They so afraid that “Princess” gone take chunks out some paperboy ass they putting shit like invisible fences around they evil white homes. INVISIBLE FENCES NIGGA! Wires buried deep underground that constantly send out sound waves or some shit that will ZAP the fuck out they beloved ass pet if the motherfucker decide he want to sniff a dog asshole in the next motherfucking yard… and they do this shit so they protected from some legal shit over a tooth snappin ass dog AND so that motherfucking dog don’t get run the fuck down by a nigga pushing that Escalade down they forbidden white streets.

Oh, but what if that dog barks too motherfucking much? Yeah, I know, who gives a shit if a dog barking, but white people hate some barking dogs so much that they commissioned some white motherfucker scientists to come up with a way to stop that shit. The answer? Electrons, nigga. Notice a motherfucking trend niggas? When white people want shit to stop - they bring that electrical pain for real. That’s real white technology. No cures for cancer or AIDS (not that they trying to cure some shit they invented any damn how) but they can electricute the fuck out some shit to make it behave how the fuck they want it to.

I beg you motherfuckers: roll through the motherfucking barrio some time. (White motherfuckers, you do this shit too, but roll up that glass and eject that John Tesh shit you bumping). Roll through the barrio and see what the fuck them Mexicans doing with they dogs. I mean, if them Spanish niggas is feelin generous, THEY MIGHT have they pitbulls inside the house. That’s if you lucky. Any other motherfucking day, pitbulls is tearing off baby faces till the sun go down. You think a Mexican motherfucker gonna spend one motherfucking cent on some bark collars? Get the fuck out with that bullshit. They too busy standing along the sidewalks leaning on some shit to give a fuck about who the fuck gets eaten by they pets. I respect that shit too, I mean Black people would do the same shit too if we ever felt the need to own a motherfucking dog. We ain’t even got no time for canines let alone some motherfucking canine-technology. If you don’t believe a nigga, use that filthy ass Google and look for a few snaps of a nigga with a motherfucking dog.

Even Google knows why the fuck nigga don’t know dog technology. Say word.

Check the previous edition of Nigga Don’t Know, where we spoke about those motherfucking Fish Finders.

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