Okay white people we all understand you think you so goddamn important - so believe a nigga when they tell you that you don’t got to be talking that white bullshit on the motherfucking train. The worst of all the shit is that you doing it with a motherfucking bluetooth headset - not concentrating, staring off into space. You could get the motherfucking bicuspids knocked the fuck out your mouth you stop paying attention and stare at a nigga saying some shit like how much you love that British nigga House. Yeah, another motherfucking Doctor show and the only black dude on that shit is that nigga that filled the fuck in for Wesley Snipes when he decide he too motherfucking black to play Willie Mays Hayes in the sequel. HOUSE? The fuck out here with that bullshit.

You can’t be gawking off into space on the train. You think its all good because shits a accident or whatever, but we ain’t trying to hear some white excuses. I mean, we ain’t gonna come out and smash a grill without being polite, we gonna ask you nicely just what the fuck you said and then you gonna be picking up some dental work up off the tracks. It is what it is, but it definitely ain’t no opportunity for white snippiness when someone ask you what the fuck you want.

Shut the fuck up and look at the motherfucking ground with your evil white eyes.

Oh and don’t be acting like you all high tech and shit because you got a motherfucking bluetooth. That shit ain’t new nigga. Niggas been commanding white motherfuckers in space for days when it come time to get shit done for real. You white pasty motherfuckers wearing that bluetooth shit like you Billy Dee Williams slave from all them Star Wars joints.

So remember my white motherfuckers that be reading this shit on the daily: Everybody got a bluetooth headset, but not every nigga got a tolerance for white conversations. Keep your eyes on the motherfucking ground and shut the fuck up or we gone make a whistle out your grill. Unforgivable.

So that’s what the fuck you get today. Check the new motherfucking videos we put up on the daily and please quit aggitating niggas.

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