Valentine’s day came and went and if you one of them sorry ass niggas that ain’t got a stable of bitches, your boy Big Eddie Ed got some helpful shit to throw at you. Oh and don’t come at a nigga on the defensive, writing some shit like you ain’t even need help in those comments. Too many of you anonymous internet niggas be making some lofted ass claims about the motherfucking gaggles of hoes they fucked when all those niggas ever hit was they priest or they boyscout troop leader. Lying ass motherfuckers. 90% of you bitch-made niggas be pounding your motherfucking dick raw watching some of that Sleepyhead cartoon shit with all them octopus legs.

Any damn way, you motherfuckers know that internet dating bullshit ain’t new. You seen all the commercials with them old age crispy white motherfuckers, talking at the screen, saying some shit like you gone meet a bitch and settle the fuck down. I mean, not only is that some straight bullshit they telling you, but its just white motherfuckers trying to get money. You ain’t gonna marry no internet bitch, but they don’t know that shit. Let a nigga tell you about women for a hot motherfucking minute.

Bitches always acting like the whole world’s they own shiny ass story book and they some kind of princess. They spend they whole lifes thinking that one day, some white motherfucker in a bedazzled ass suit gone roll up on a white motherfucking pony and sweep they ass off to some magical castle where SHE gonna live happy and that nigga gonna spend every last goddamn cent on her whiney babytalk ass. They absolutely believe all that shit. They feel they entitled to some royalty shit all because they got a motherfucking pussy.

Now, you motherfuckers ain’t got a shot in hell at being no prince gonna snatch a bitch up and throw ice for years, but how the fuck does that bitch know? Its internet dating nigga and you could be whatever the fuck you want to tell a bitch.

The shit is simple. All you got to do is flip on a few motherfucking checkboxes, tell a bitch you working out 3 times a week, and add like 3 inches to your height. Lying about all the shit that keep your dick dry seem to be the only way to get the motherfucking job done. You got to be taller, thinner, stronger, smarter, richer, and you got to love some motherfucking puppies and shit. If you need help filling this shit out, steal all the answers from another motherfucking profile - preferrably one where that bitch-made faggot holding a book or a motherfucking rose.

Want Children? Fuck yeah you want some motherfucking kids. Do you really? Fuck no, and if you do end up knocking this bitch, you ain’t even gonna know they name.

That’s real. One.

Dear NiggaKnow,

So this guy’s been all over the news lately. He was also in salon magazine today talking some real crazy shit

What do you make of guys like him? And what advice do you have for us single women in dealing with guys like this?

Keeping it real, Emily

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