NAVY - Accelerate Your Life, And The Dryness Of Your Dick
Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on March 21st, 2007.
Dear NiggaKnow,
Its ya boy Action”MF”Jackson, out here livin off Uncle Sam. I got some shit goin on I want some advice on. A minute ago a nigga I thought was my nigga did some shit real niggas don’t do. He tol this white bitch that me an my boy from Africa (Shouts to the Cradle o’ Mufuckin Civlization) that we basically had a bet goin to see who was gonna hit first. On top of that shit, this bitch know about some other chick I fucked a while ago. Aint that a bitch? Now, bein on the west coast now (I was born in NJ, raised in GA, ATL nigga) the only niggas I fucks wit is from the east an they all southern niggas wit the exception of the shady nigga im speakin of, who hails from DC. I need that kinda comradery outchea, cuz these San Diego niggas is shady than a mufucka. But I digress. I work wit this nigga an he a higher rank than I am, an I kno imma need his expertise sooner or later. The fuck im sposed to do?
That Navy Nigga,
Action”MF”Jackson
Trouble in Paradise: Island Hopping Breezy Gone Wild
Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on March 13th, 2007.
Dear NiggaKnow,
My ex-fiance ran off with 3 of my childhood friends for a weekend in St. Croix while we were STILL ENGAGED. None of them punk ass white motherfuckers bothered to tell the bitch no or even tell me where the fuck she went. 4 months later, cracker gets drunk and spills guts. Then he acts like I shouldn’t be pissed. What’s up? I can’t 187 their ass but I know these motherfuckers don’t need an explanation. Get at me.
Elevent
Back to the Future 4: Hip Hop Gods Return
Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on March 8th, 2007.
Dear NiggaKnow,
What do you think the hip-hop scene would look like if Tupac and B.I.G.were still around today?
White Motherfucker