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Stolen By White Motherfuckers: Russell Simmons

The Media dropped by BigEddieEd on April 30th, 2007.

Russell Simmons has a black veneer hiding his ill gotten whitenessLet me start this shit off by saying that you motherfuckers need to read this site on the daily, nigga - because if you didn’t you wouldn’t hear the whole story. By now you know that Russell Simmons said some shit like he gonna ban certain words from hip hop, but whatever nigga. I already seen what happened to that nigga coming for miles and as tragic as the shit is, its a wrap. That nigga has been stolen by white motherfuckers, and there ain’t no telling who the fuck gone be next.

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Darth Vader Don’t Play
Dropped by BigEddieEd on April 30th, 2007.
All-Time Worst Name
Dropped by BigEddieEd on April 25th, 2007.
Jean Nelson is Mad
Dropped by BigEddieEd on April 23rd, 2007.

Cam’ron On 60 Minutes?

The Media dropped by BigEddieEd on April 20th, 2007.

That nigga Mike Wallace was down even if it was only on the motherfucking DLEver since Ed Bradley died, black people been ignoring 60 minutes because that down ass nigga Mike Bradley ain’t on the show no more and we don’t give a fuck about no belly-aching ass Andy Rooney. Well, it looks like you gonna have to put them TIVO’d episodes of Flavor of Love Charm School on hold Sunday night because 60 minutes gone get gully. The white motherfuckers behind this show decided its time to examine just why the fuck niggas and the police ain’t hit it off yet. The topic of snitchin’ is set to come up during the highlight of the piece when a few crispy white motherfuckers pretend they understand rap and interview Cam’ron.

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Shitty Ass Video: The Nigga Mice
Dropped by BigEddieEd on April 19th, 2007.

World Wide Wii Motherfuckers

Technology dropped by BigEddieEd on April 16th, 2007.

show me that smile again, you white motherfuckersSo I don’t know if all of you true hood niggas heard this shit, but I guess them sleepyheaded video game motherfuckers at Nintendo thought they Wii systems wasn’t gay enough and decided that white motherfuckers needed to read Digg on they Televisions, when them shits ain’t bumpin out season 1 Growing Pains or whatever shit that stupid white motherfuckers be wasting they paychecks on.

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Janky Cribs
Dropped by BigEddieEd on April 16th, 2007.

Kramer Didn’t Teach Ya’ll Motherfuckers Anything?

Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on April 10th, 2007.

Dear NiggaKnow,

Ight, Theres this white trash kid who says he use to live near Cali, talks a whole lot of natzi shit. Well this kid happens to sit at my lunch table. And this one time I have to of slipped out “nigga” ( I was talkin bout be some niggaz as but dat dont matta), and this bich happen to of said exactly this ” I hate niggers, no offense, I like black people and all but I hate niggers.” I glared at this white motha fucka and said ” what the fuck does that mean? You hate ME!?!?” white bich acts all calm and says, ” Nah, Niggers! Niggers are the poor black guys who steal shit and stuff.” This nigga was actually SERIOUS! ” You must’ve got that shit from a KKK bible or some shit.” What the fuck should I say to this nigga afta I kick his ass. Cause the whole table agread. Feed me some Know.

Some Angry Nigga

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