Dear NiggaKnow,

Da premier shit dat me mufuckin say is, muuuufucka, sheeeit! ma been searchin fo mufuckin site like dis fo a fuckin generation, an a homboy shake (dis nigga life wenna sheeeit since dey stop sayin mufuckin homboy). Enyway, dis is n urgent fuckin plea mayn. Me needs yo advice like shit need place to go maaaaayn. Dis sheeeit be bout basket bawl mayn. Why it is mayn, dat evry fuckin time I turn awn dat damn mufuckin tv, dat I see a mufukin nigga wit a fucking basket bawl. Me think dis a mufuckin conspiracy, brought awn by dem sheeeit ass, mufuckin, whip crackin (cracka) som beeeatch dat run da tv. You think mes awn n somethin Niggaknow?

Discayntwait

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Yirp, Mike Nyce back where it all began, but this ain’t no welcome back like that fucking bullshit Ma$e come back album. This fucking nigga had a song called Breathe, Stretch, Shake or some shit, back to the subject at hand. I want to address some of that bullshit you been hearin’ on da internets/your local corners and bodega shops about the kid.

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Dear NiggaKnow,

I am a white motherfucker with a problem. I’ve always identified with urban culture far more than typical white culture. As a result, my speech has a more urban texture, and my wardrobe does as well. So my white friends always seem to hate when I’m wearing a white tee and a do-rag and talking about chasing gwap and nailing fine breezies that look like Kobe Tai. How do I make these biters aware that this is how I am, and that I’m not going to change just because some white motherfuckers say I should?

One.

White DoeBoy

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Its your boy, back with another motherfucking update, and I’m convinced more than ever that white people ain’t got no motherfucking sense. I mean, I thought white people was fucked up, but now I’m positive, because you pasty motherfuckers out there can’t stop thinking about aliens and shit. Thats straight truth. You white people got it in your motherfucking heads that Outer Space is the next big thing, and you can’t wait to run shit.

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