What’s really good my niggas. Real talk, I want to start this motherfucking update by shouting to my stupid, early-adopting-ass white niggas that copped that motherfucking iPhone with they dick on hard, waiting on some line full of equally unbathed scraggly ass white motherfuckers wearing they camo hats and girl jeans. You niggas is stupid for motherfucking real. I mean, 600 dollars for a motherfucking Apple jack with a god damn screen that be looking like the glass at a peep show after a motherfucking minute, then like a week later your motherfucking asses all flabbergasted at a $200 price cut.

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Dear Nigga Know,

I know it’s early, but who’s getting the Nigga Know endorsement for president?

White Motherfucker

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