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White Shit that Piss a Nigga Off, Part 3,779.

Whatever, Nigga dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on February 22nd, 2008.

My niggas, never in a million fucking years would I even consider turning Niggaknow into a motherfucking starbucks-written journal, like some 28-year-old cracker, constantly frowning bitch named Bethany (who be usually found stomping around Bed-Stuy with her faggot-ass sandy haired kids in they Sharper Image stroller) be using to talk about how much she hates it when the African-Americans play they loud Brooklyn music outside her new condo, even though she “love and respect” nigger culture. Read the rest »

Singing His Retarded Heart Out
Dropped by BigEddieEd on February 22nd, 2008.

Cosby About To Drop

The Media dropped by Dat Nigga Maf on February 15th, 2008.

Yo it’s Maf dropping that social science for the 2000 and H8, but what I really wanna know is…

Why the fuck Bill Cosby making a rap album?

WHY THE FUCK IS BILL COSBY MAKING A RAP ALBUM?!?!

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This Election Bullshit

Advice, The Media dropped by American N1gga on February 11th, 2008.

Dear Nigga Know,

Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks, especially if one them off-they-head-game ass bitches got a man that need to get they motherfucking dick sucked from some type of regular ass drive-thru size bitch.Yo - ups on all the content, but will you niggas please give a mutha-fucka a shout on this election bullshit? Super Mutha-Fuckin Tuesday comes and goes with a Nigga in the running and NK has shit to say about? Nigga please… Help a nigga out on this shit - not like I’m gonna vote, but still, a nigga’s still interested ya heard?

Here’s what I’m sayin’ - look how bad shit is when you got a nigga as a police officer and how much of that Uncle Tom ass aggression he takes out on young black mutha-fuckas. Not to mention how when you got a nigga as police chief how much niggas get fucked with in the streets. Can you imagine if we had a nigga in the White House? I would have to move out the country for fear of gettin’ my black ass beat on the daily - and I don’t even sell crack (Hov did dat so I wouldn’t have to go through dat).

Finally, I’m black so I’m not a republican so that leaves me with one hope - Hillary Clinton. Anyone who says that she wouldn’t be good for young niggas is off somethin’. We all know uppity white broads love us young niggas.

Get at me…

DatNiggaPeas

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Essence Magazine Video Application
Dropped by BigEddieEd on February 11th, 2008.
Overgrown Guy Girlfriend
Dropped by BigEddieEd on February 11th, 2008.

G.Y.P.U. Vol 2: Tax Schemin (I Mean Season)

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on February 4th, 2008.

Wesley Snipes stay schemin on tax day, niggas.American N1gga back again letting niggas know how more about opportunities to stack paper. So, hopefully some of yall niggas took motherfucking heed of Get Your Paper Up in 200(H8) and got you a gig or two. Time is money homie, which is why your ass better have a job ALL motherfucking year so come the end of January 2009 you can capitalize on the reason your check so short every week… TAXES.

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Dog Trained to Get Money
Dropped by BigEddieEd on February 4th, 2008.