White People: This is one of the ‘Sweet Ones.’

Lemme ask you niggas something. And you too, you guilty-ass, black curious, bangs-wearing, blue-eyed, Nordic-blood, chicken-leg Northwestern graduating cracker ass motherfuckers who is living in Bed-Stuy Brooklyn so you can brag to your Western European descended faggot-ass graphic-designer friends that you is ‘growin’ tight’ with your ‘urban’ neighbors just because it didn’t cross they mind yet to run up on your skinny bitch ass and snatch your personalized Barack Obama credit cards when you is stumbling home drunk three hours after midnight fucked the hell up on some faggot 2%-alcohol Belgian beer, and so that Shirley and Jacob is gonna consider you ‘down’ when you talk about how you is seeing and hearing gully ass shit every fucking day - like fucking gun shots and three hunned Dominican niggas racing they bikes - but then is secretly calling the fucking po-lice every time you make eye contact with a motherfucking little black kid who don’t look like a Connecticut raised, buck-toothed, half-Irish Old Navy model named some gay ass, unoriginal boat-sailing white shit named Brent or Travis.

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