Dear NiggaKnow,

Do you have any interest in a white motherfucker guest contributor?

White Motherfucker

What kind of white conspiracy shit is this?

Oh I get it, you're on that 'reverse racism' tip where you try to find hypocrisy in how black folks act and are treated right? "Hey, if THEY can do it, why can't WE?" Fuck all that noise. Look here nigga, ya'll fucked up a few hundred years ago, and I ain't give a fuck about no 40 acres and a mule bullshit. What the fuck would I do with that? You can't put Sprewell's on no damn mule.

Still though, we are entitled to a small amount of them reparations by being able to say and do shit that you white motherfuckers can't, and I ain't even talking about no "only we can say nigga" type shit; Kramer already fucked that up for you motherfuckers. I'm talking about more important shit, like hitting you up on this motherfucking site with that hot tech shit without some bitch made white boss over our shoulders.

So I'll make a deal with your hostile take over plotting ass. You can ride with Nigga Know as soon as it's safe for me and the rest of the staff to drive through your neighbourhood without some Fat Nick type dude blasting a nigga's head open, nahmean?

Labels: white motherfuckers