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Dear NiggaKnow,

I am a white motherfucker with a problem. I’ve always identified with urban culture far more than typical white culture. As a result, my speech has a more urban texture, and my wardrobe does as well. So my white friends always seem to hate when I’m wearing a white tee and a do-rag and talking about chasing gwap and nailing fine breezies that look like Kobe Tai. How do I make these biters aware that this is how I am, and that I’m not going to change just because some white motherfuckers say I should?

One.

White DoeBoy

Dear ‘urban texture speech’ whitey,

You might be the first white motherfucker in months on here that ain’t blasting that “go back to Africa” bullshit. Any damn way, you’ve managed to bring up one of the most heated topics in the hood: wiggers. But you ain’t gon’ like what you hear about it. Most niggas ’round the way think that white motherfuckers should just stick to they own damn culture.

White people got nothing good to think about.  You never catch a white motherfucker thinking about beats or pussy or weed unless he that white motherfucker with the dredds.

Me on the other hand, I say do you motherfucker. I ain’t spending my personal time devoted to stacking guap and digging out Dominican breezies worrying about white cats coppin’ non-gully shit like Ecko shirts and mean muggin’ other white dudes. Don’t get me wrong, some of you motherfuckers do take that shit too far.

These niggas got robbed and raped about 5 seconds after this motherfucking photo was taken.

White dudes always get a little too comfortable with that hood slanguage (yes nigga, “slanguage”, and don’t be sampling my words none neither motherfuckers) and then they ass gets caught up in some serious shit. Like that Imus motherfucker did.

That nigga Al Sharpton got to gully up that scarecrow ass white motherfucker so we could stand that shit.

As far as your little dilemma goes, maybe your mans and them steady beasting on you with that hate because you ain’t prove what they saying wrong. Running ’round the ‘burbs in a wave cap or tiltin’ your flat brim don’t make you gully, just ask that John Brown motherfucker.

You gotta get grimey on these bitches before they ante up the respect nahmean? Maybe you start running blue tops to them white picket fence niggas and they see you for who you really are, or for whoever you think you are.

Then again, this might be a lost cause. White dudes “assimilating to urban culture” has never really been respected, anywhere. Niggas might give a dude like Eminem love solely based on skill, but that don’t mean they gon’ stop clowning ya’ll motherfuckers and just forget where all this bullshit started…

Rolling in his 5.0, while niggas be eyeing this bitch made OG white nigga.

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