Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with you

Dear Nigga Know,

There’s got to be one white guy out there that you like or at least one you can put up with. Or is it one of those, “The only good white guy is a dead white guy” kind of things?

- White Motherfucker

What’s goodie my white nigga. This my first advice response so Imma try to be as open and as fucking honest as TLRNY always been and how you knows him to ALWAYS motherfucking be.

We ain’t got a problem with every white motherfucker, but it do seem every white motherfucker name Brett got a problem with NiggaKnow.Niggaknow don’t got a problem with every white dude out there, so don’t get it fucking twisted. But I do got a motherfucking problem with certain types of these motherfuckers for certain reasons, yunderstandwhat I’m saying. So Imma present you racially-curious, freckled marshmallow-fluff-colored, oatmeal and blueberry muffin eating, scarf wearing, Time Out New York perusing, VW driving, Bravo watching guilty white niggas (I know 1/3rd of ya creamy motherfuckers is on this site because you was ‘Googling’ for a new hip apartment in East Harlem so you can explore Puerto Rican culture to better ya boring ass Oregon-raised lives) with three of the types of motherfuckas I hate and the types I don’t fucking mind one bit. Then in a few days on Imma hit you with more. You knows the ratio is gone be unbalanced like the number of wonderbread-white/hebrew actors to the number of positive black leading men in Hollywood. (Don’t be saying Morgan Freeman. Even when a black man plays motherfucking God in Bruce Almighty, that nigga is only a SUPPORTING ROLE).

1) Number 1 is them white people that be “Slumming It”.

White motherfuckers acting like they really slumming it.

I know ya feel like you urban and that you can connect with the black community. I mean, you been living in New Yawk for, what, four years of your 26 years, when you done grew up in Wisconsin? Damn nigga you REAL urban. I know you feels like you poor, cuz daddy cut your monthly rent payments when you done turned 25, and being a motherfucking grad student don’t get you much paper since you be writing a thesis on the religious poetry of homosexual niggas living in Harlem in 1927. I know you feels like you can live in Harlem in an apartment that some grandma prolly lived with a bunch of lil niggas who balls aint even dropped and they was harder than you, because you really feel African American culture and ain’t the usual republican white people that be hating negroes like ya mom and pops. But where the fuck that grandma go now? These white people is what I call faggots who “slum it.” Go uptown to Harlem and see these queers on every motherfucking stoop you see nigga.

2) Number 2: American N1gga said it, Imma fucking say it. These is these faggot “rocker”/”hipster” white folks that is trying too motherfucking hard (TTMFH).

Confused losing his grip by white bitches nigga.

It is unfortunate that you got a boring ass Hebrew name like Rebecca or Daniel a boring ass Wasp name like Allison or Collin. But you really gotta try that hard to create an identity by wearing striped shirts that make you look like retarded - like seriously fucking retarded, like you fucking born with half your skull missing and you gotta wear a motherfucking bicycle helmet with some Lisa Frank shit smacked on the side? Then you hanging out in Brooklyn talking greasy like you wasn’t born in a white picket community? Cmon nigga. Then as you can see in this photo you got your one ‘Afro American’ friend so now you the pinnacle of activism. Nigga please. That nigga as black as Tiger be a sleepyhead.

3) Number 3: Cmon nigga. I gotta say this again? How many times I gotta bring this up?

Faggot looking ass white motherfuckers

Look at this fucking photo. Couple white boys doing some gay shit but acting like they hard. Check. Shell necklace. Chea. Nasty ass fucking beer. Whooo face + two fingered hand signs? Nah but I bet you a grip these niggas did that shit for they next photo.

So who is that one white motherfucker that I wouldn’t want to see thrown the fuck off the roof of Queensbridge Houses? There a few, nigga there a few. But off the top of a nigga fitted, lemme see. Oh yeah, prolly this nigga: Bruce Willis.

More next time you faggot ass niggas.

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