Dear NiggaKnow,

So this guy’s been all over the news lately. He was also in salon magazine today talking some real crazy shit

What do you make of guys like him? And what advice do you have for us single women in dealing with guys like this?

Keeping it real, Emily

Dear dizzy ass bitch,

First off, NiggaKnow might be the last fucking place you should look to find quality dating tips related to white motherfuckers. On the real, I didn’t even know white breezies had bigger problems than which Mercedes they dad was going to buy for the ‘Super Sweet Sixteen’ party, or whatever other sheltered-ass Candy Land bullshit ya’ll celebrate. I mean aside from what I saw in that bitch made Jerry Maguire movie (look nigga, them 165th street bootlegging Jamaicans done fucked up my copy of “ATL”, aight?), I don’t know shit about dating white motherfuckers.

that jerry macguire bullshit only get a white motherfucker so far

However, this is the advice jumpoff at NiggaKnow. And aside from some dude that’s lost in an episode of “HBO Presents: Hookers at the Point” and a white motherfucker who’s probably that creepy ass nigga Steve Jobs trying to reinvent slavery through tech blogs (this ain’t the Amistad motherfucker), we haven’t had too many other questions around this bitch, so we gon’ handle your little Cinderalla dilemma.

I can see where your whole dating white motherfuckers world was turned upside down after copping information off them two links you holding. This motherfucker is crazy; like Chappelle + $50 million crazy. Just take a look at a few statements made by the dude who ‘can’t believe he’s still single’:

You mean actually sticking it in for two seconds and having her run and tell her mother that this isn’t a good game anymore?

We were both kissing, and then it got stuck in and then…you know, I fucked my little guy friends when I was 6.

I was both top and bottom. These were friends! We would crawl under the covers and play bat cave and somehow a dick would end up in someone’s ass.

“Damn” is right nigga.

So now you want to find out how to handle dating guys like this? How the fuck should I know when even YOU don’t really know what you want from a man? Bitches, specifically white breezies, are hypocrites. You might say you like a man who’s honest, but then when you hear something that doesn’t fit into that knight in shining armor bullshit fantasy you get all fucked up and want to cut ties with a nigga.

Look here bitch, you ain’t gon’ find a man who doesn’t have a shady past. Maybe not no weak ass white boy “I fucked my little guy friends” type shit, but there’s been more than a few bitches that didn’t find ya nigga Gumby so “sweet” and “nice” once they found out my business plan used to include caving in white mothefuckers’ skulls with a brick and taking they wallet.

Bottom line is that it’s on you- decide whether you want a man who’s open and honest about some real grimey shit in his past, or take a chance with some motherfucker that might seem perfect on the outside but is probably some crazy ass white serial killer type dude.

let a nigga get at them organs dog.

nigga advice on the free for real

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