Is a black man with a basketball a motherfucking conspiracy? The FUCK?

Dear NiggaKnow,

Da premier shit dat me mufuckin say is, muuuufucka, sheeeit! ma been searchin fo mufuckin site like dis fo a fuckin generation, an a homboy shake (dis nigga life wenna sheeeit since dey stop sayin mufuckin homboy). Enyway, dis is n urgent fuckin plea mayn. Me needs yo advice like shit need place to go maaaaayn. Dis sheeeit be bout basket bawl mayn. Why it is mayn, dat evry fuckin time I turn awn dat damn mufuckin tv, dat I see a mufukin nigga wit a fucking basket bawl. Me think dis a mufuckin conspiracy, brought awn by dem sheeeit ass, mufuckin, whip crackin (cracka) som beeeatch dat run da tv. You think mes awn n somethin Niggaknow?

Discayntwait

Dear SPED class nigga,

Is that shit even english? You might be a country ass nigga or just plain stupid, but at least make an attempt to come at a nigga with something legible. Hold up…..this nigga doesn’t understand the word “legible”, the fuck am I thinking?

Look motherfucker, if you’re gon’ seek out some know on this shit you need to have at least the basic reading and writing skills first. Judging from the wording in your question I’m guessing you might not be up on a job that lets you stack enough guap to hire a tutor or some shit. So you just gon’ have to invest in one of them “learning devices”.

Niggas workin them fry vats got better written skills than you and all they ever wrote was suicide notes and letters to Black Santa Claus.

Any damn way, what I gather from all that hot garbage you sent us is that you’re pointing out something that actually has been bothering me for a while: white motherfuckers making black folks seem less gully in them TV commercials and only showing us wearing a damn jersey and holding a fucking basket ball.

These bitch made CEOs of corporations ‘tone down the blackness’ in they ads because they know white motherfuckers wont buy shit if a nigga comes on TV talking ’bout “COP THESE NIKES OR I’LL CUT YO ASS!” But put a ball in that nigga’s hands and slap a jersey on him and white motherfuckers will be steady rocking Jordan’s for days son.

God formotherfucking bid white people look at niggas in they own element, iced with 25 Bentleys, 3 white bitches, and 5 limited edition Scarface DVDs.

But them oppressive white CEOs aren’t completely to blame (for once), they just giving white motherfuckers what they want. It’s in white folks’ instincts to fear the black man, so in order for them to not be afraid of niggas in these commercials (which would keep them from dropping paper on them white-made products) they have to put us in the only situation that white motherfuckers from the subarbs are used to seeing black people: playing basketball.

And white folks have gotten a little too comfortable seeing niggas ball too. They acting like we owe it to them to throw a ball through a motherfucking hoop whenever we’re in their presence, like the NBA is the new black face and soft-shoe routine. But we don’t have to worry about whitey getting too reckless with all that bullshit because niggas like Ron Artest stay up on they job keeping white motherfuckers in line.

Hit a white motherfucker face when they try to be like they down ass real niggas.

nigga advice on the free for real

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