We over here at NK are steadily droppin jewels and points of interest to anyone smart enough to check us, but some of you hasty motherfuckers not gettin it. Probably you Zack Morris’ that found NiggaKnow from typin racist shit into google search wit your bros, Brad and Taylor, to see what kind of fucked up shit you could find.

White Niggas Love Nigga Know

And you bro raping saltines KNOW that you be doin that shit when you’re pre-gaming before the 3 day drinking binge that comes complete with kegstands, beerpong, Dane Cook DVD’s an all that other ridiculous shit you get up to before waking up feelin violated in the bed next to your frat brother. But whatever! Niggas know the game an so it’s only right that we school you uninitiated motherfuckers to it. First off, I’m gonna reintroduce you to a type of cat that everyone knows an nobody likes. Check ya crew for BOO LOVERS.

I’m gonna hit you niggas wit an official definition for this shit.

Boo Lover: A man who’s treatment of a woman is incongruent with their relationship status. *habitual

Lemme tell you motherfuckers out there that there is a difference between a boo lover and boo loving (check the asterisk, my dude). The difference is the habitual fuckin nature of these bitch ass niggas. Any lame can slip up an get caught loving up a bird you got no damn business cuffing. Alot of times he can add that shit up to simply being pussywhipped over some girl he fuckin with. In this case, she probably the only broad he assed out over. However, some niggas watched way too many date flicks growin up; too much wetpantycrybaby shit.

P.S.Some niggas grew up only around their bitter ass mother who is probably mad salty because after all those years of givin out pussy like health clinic condoms, she’s got nothin to show for it but a shriveled labia and a lot of bullshit fantasies of what a man should do. She feeds this shit to you and you grow up believing that bitter bitch talk, but this aint Dr. Phil.

These niggas method for gettin at shmedows comes straight out of a romantic comedy. Don’t get it twisted, you may hear a female say they’re lookin for that kind of shit but, trust, they don’t want it…(for true my nig) not off gate. Servin them like that leads to a lazy yet overconfident broad. And actually they DO want it but only after they’ve been sprayed down by at least a hunnit niggas who treated them like shit an came at them wit that no nigga nonsense chat–Nahmean?! That’s when they run up on a boo lover runnin that “I usually don’t date nice guys like you” game. You don’t want that in your life, ask Codi. Stormy Stole Codi’s Bitch

These types are a problem! Whether you be a Sleepyhead tryin to wrestle some shrimp fried pussy away from Ashton’s yellow feverish ass, some State Puff Chad motherfucker tryin to “hook up” with a random bitch, or a towelhead nigga tryin to game a bitch out her veil during Ramadan; boo lovers fuck the curve up for EVERYONE. How many times you kickin it wit a jumpy an you comin wit the appropriate regla nigga ways an actions and you see that shit is not workin to the right degree because she is tryin to get you to play yourself like “Boo Boo da fool”? You starting thinkin to yourself, “why is she acting like i’m fucked up for appreciatin this budding fuck buddy relationship?” Don’t let a bitch trick you…you’re in the right, it’s her. If you were to go through her history, you would find evidence of Boo Loverishness at work. That shit is a cancer in the side of all real niggas. Boo lovers is that guy you see who is always goin out hard for bitches like Jerry Rice an shit, always.

Spot those boo lovers and capitalize on their mistakes. Just do the opposite of what he’s doin. Swoop in like the Stormtrooper you are and snatch her up! She will hit you off with countless hours of nutguzzling asspopping appreciation.

~don’t get caught out~

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