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Back to the Future 4: Hip Hop Gods Return

Dear NiggaKnow,

What do you think the hip-hop scene would look like if Tupac and B.I.G.were still around today?

White Motherfucker


Dear white dude who wore FUBU in the 90's,

You ain't really seeking no advice from a nigga, but I can see where this shit got you hurting, especially with today being the 10th anniversy of Biggie's death. The hip hop game has been all fucked up since they've been gone. Them two niggas dying allowed motherfuckers to get away with some crazy shit. For instance, Mannie Fresh playing a damn harpsichord on them Cash Money albums, and a nigga like DMX selling millions by literally barking on tracks. Who knew making some fucking animal sounds entertained white motherfuckers so much?

see and say niggas say arf

On top of all that shit, pussy ass niggas have infested hip hop. Not just the music itslef, but in the overall mentality of these motherfuckers. It used to be that when two rap game niggas were beefin shit would get solved by busting a few shots. But how it works now is if one "hip hop artist" has a problem with another "hip hop artist" he'll write a fucking song about him on a mixtape, like he some damn angry female singer-songwriter that's been 'scorned by a former lover' or some shit.

BRAND NEW.. THAT GULLY APPLE BITCH.. HOT SHIT.. DESERT STORM..

I just can't picture Tupac and B.I.G. in today's rap game though. Biggie would have had like three heart attacks by now if that nigga didn't do something drastic with his weight. And you can bet your ass (and them Karl Kani jeans you probably still got on it) that greedy nigga Diddy would have had B.I.G.'s stomach stapled with a gold Bad Boy medallion.

As far as Tupac goes, niggas still think that motherfucker IS in the rap game. Not only is he steady pushing albums like yay in blue tops, but niggas swear they see him all the time around the hood, like pieces of food that look like Jesus sold to dumb white motherfuckers on Ebay. You also got to keep in mind that 'Pac and B.I.G. would be like 40 by now, that's 73 in rap years.

that thug mansion now run by orderly niggas

They'd still be controlling the hip hop game if they were around though. You know they wouldn't have allowed niggas like Cam'ron to run around ass out wearing all that pink gear. That nigga looks like a gay eskimo. And bitch made motherfuckers wouldn't have dared to sell out and show they face in them ads for fucking skin care product.

Shit, selling out is probably the main thing Tupac and B.I.G. would have affected. You ain't gon' hear "Juicy" in a Kool Aid ad, or some white motherfucker say "have it your way" in a Burger King commercial while "How do you want it" plays in the background. We can only hope that 'Pac would have been able to stop Snoop from disgracing himself in a Chrysler commercial with that white motherfucker Lee Iacocca.

thats roots reference, niggas


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Even Crazy White Motherfuckers Need Pussy, Stingy Bitch

Dear NiggaKnow,

So this guy's been all over the news lately - http://www.icantbelieveimstillsingle.com/.

He was also in salon magazine today talking some real crazy shit- http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2007/02/08/eric_schaeffer/index.html

What do you make of guys like him? And what advice do you have for us single women in dealing with guys like this?

Keeping it real, Emily



Dear dizzy ass bitch,

First off, NiggaKnow might be the last fucking place you should look to find quality dating tips related to white motherfuckers. On the real, I didn't even know white breezies had bigger problems than which Mercedes they dad was going to buy for the 'Super Sweet Sixteen' party, or whatever other sheltered-ass Candy Land bullshit ya'll celebrate. I mean aside from what I saw in that bitch made Jerry Maguire movie (look nigga, them 165th street bootlegging Jamaicans done fucked up my copy of "ATL", aight?), I don't know shit about dating white motherfuckers.

that jerry macguire bullshit only get a white motherfucker so far


However, this is the advice jumpoff at NiggaKnow. And aside from some dude that's lost in an episode of "HBO Presents: Hookers at the Point" and a white motherfucker who's probably that creepy ass nigga Steve Jobs trying to reinvent slavery through tech blogs (this ain't the Amistad motherfucker), we haven't had too many other questions around this bitch, so we gon' handle your little Cinderalla dilemma.

I can see where your whole dating white motherfuckers world was turned upside down after copping information off them two links you holding. This motherfucker is crazy; like Chappelle + $50 million crazy. Just take a look at a few statements made by the dude who 'can't believe he's still single':
You mean actually sticking it in for two seconds and having her run and tell her mother that this isn't a good game anymore?

We were both kissing, and then it got stuck in and then...you know, I fucked my little guy friends when I was 6.

I was both top and bottom. These were friends! We would crawl under the covers and play bat cave and somehow a dick would end up in someone's ass.

"Damn" is right nigga.

So now you want to find out how to handle dating guys like this? How the fuck should I know when even YOU don't really know what you want from a man? Bitches, specifically white breezies, are hypocrites. You might say you like a man who's honest, but then when you hear something that doesn't fit into that knight in shining armor bullshit fantasy you get all fucked up and want to cut ties with a nigga.

Look here bitch, you ain't gon' find a man who doesn't have a shady past. Maybe not no weak ass white boy "I fucked my little guy friends" type shit, but there's been more than a few bitches that didn't find ya nigga Gumby so "sweet" and "nice" once they found out my business plan used to include caving in white mothefuckers' skulls with a brick and taking they wallet.

Bottom line is that it's on you- decide whether you want a man who's open and honest about some real grimey shit in his past, or take a chance with some motherfucker that might seem perfect on the outside but is probably some crazy ass white serial killer type dude.

let a nigga get at them organs dog.

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