NAVY - Accelerate Your Life, And The Dryness Of Your Dick
Dear NiggaKnow,
Its ya boy Action”MF”Jackson, out here livin off Uncle Sam. I got some shit goin on I want some advice on. A minute ago a nigga I thought was my nigga did some shit real niggas don’t do. He tol this white bitch that me an my boy from Africa (Shouts to the Cradle o’ Mufuckin Civlization) that we basically had a bet goin to see who was gonna hit first. On top of that shit, this bitch know about some other chick I fucked a while ago. Aint that a bitch? Now, bein on the west coast now (I was born in NJ, raised in GA, ATL nigga) the only niggas I fucks wit is from the east an they all southern niggas wit the exception of the shady nigga im speakin of, who hails from DC. I need that kinda comradery outchea, cuz these San Diego niggas is shady than a mufucka. But I digress. I work wit this nigga an he a higher rank than I am, an I kno imma need his expertise sooner or later. The fuck im sposed to do?
That Navy Nigga,
Action”MF”Jackson
Dear GI Joe type nigga,
I’m surprised I didn’t hear about your story on the news (even though I don’t watch that white man propaganda bullshit) ending with you reaching for your burner and putting two in this nigga. Afterall, fucking with a nigga’s pussy game is like fucking with his money- cross that line and expect to get a peep hole put in your chest, and I ain’t talking ’bout no home improvement type shit nahmean? And where the fuck did ol’ boy get that “we have a bet goin” bullshit at? Nigga’s probably coppin his lines from porn flicks and them Girls Gone Wild commercials.
As far as fixing this motherfuckin problem, normally I’d tell you to just bust this nigga in the throat. But we gon’ have to find another way to solve this shit seeing as he’s your damn boss. Plus, the Navy ain’t no job at a BK where you can get fired for punching a nigga and/or dropping your nuts on them privileged white motherfuckers’ food and the next day find another food joint to wipe yo grundle sweat off on some white dude’s chicken strips.
Coming at this nigga wrong will fuck up your future paper, and that ain’t gon’ help your pussy game none. So you got two options: either show this nigga the way next time you’re in this situation by handling the bitch yo damn self and he’ll learn by example, or get this sorry ass nigga some bitch made self-help tape on how to talk to bitches.
Dear african americans I appreciate this site and you making fun of white people that try to be black . THey are shitheads. thx.
action jackson! thats that nigga from the freestyle contest, he gay than a mofo!!!!!!! i got the video to prove it ol dude fucks with eli porter!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
The weak minded struggle with the higher world, what’s with this child like analysis and the need to spout hate towards the only salvation you have going for you, its no wonder the higher 1% of the 13% (cradle of the world) is turning away in disgust. Stop sliming your food, your women, yourselves, start opening your mind and challenge the thought process that got you down to this level in the 1st place and you may actually turn your life into something that adds up to more than just a collection of “piss rants”.