Dear NiggaKnow,

My ex-fiance ran off with 3 of my childhood friends for a weekend in St. Croix while we were STILL ENGAGED. None of them punk ass white motherfuckers bothered to tell the bitch no or even tell me where the fuck she went. 4 months later, cracker gets drunk and spills guts. Then he acts like I shouldn’t be pissed. What’s up? I can’t 187 their ass but I know these motherfuckers don’t need an explanation. Get at me.

Elevent

Dear weak pimp hand havin ass motherfucker,

God damn you got fucked over. This is why ya nigga Gumby always says fuck all that buying a bitch a diamond ring bullshit. I mean if you decided to make one of your breezies your main bitch, that’s gravy, but if you put a damn ring on that finger you might as well kiss half your Jordan’s away now nigga. Plus, some bitches get scared away by all that “trying to take it to the next level” type shit even though they been hinting at it for years. But after that “187″ comment I’m thinking your bitch ran off with your boys for using too much early 90’s slang.

early nineties slang keep a nigga down

Any damn way, you might think you need to get at them 3 motherfuckers for banging your girl, but you going at this all wrong. Off the top, your ass needs to get off all that bitch made white boy “bros before hos” bullshit, this ain’t they fault nigga. Afterall, it’s in a man’s nature to slang dick to any bitch who wants it and doesn’t resemble a damn mastodon with Down Syndrome. Nah son, place all that hatred on that sneaky ass bitch chasing dick and racking up them frequent flier miles while doing it.

Actually nigga, this all your damn fault for not keeping that breezy in line. Normally I’d say if you don’t come correct with them bitch management tactics then your ass should stick to having a stable a bitches and forget all that engagment ring type shit. The most you should be dishing out to a bitch for being up on her job is a whopper with cheese after you dig it out behind the dumpster at Burger King (holla at the CEO nigga MikeNyce for that tip). However, you seem to be that ‘I just need one bitch’ type dude, so we gon’ have to handle this differently.

The reason why that bitch ran off with your 3 boys is because she knew she could. And how she knew this is because you’re probably a nice guy and bitches don’t like nice guys, they like a nigga who gon’ treat them like the jankie ass hos they are. This can be accomplished by simply never paying attention when a bitch is talking, and only calling her at 3am when you need some drunken post-club pussy. But if that just ain’t your personality, then you gon’ have to find some other way to keep a bitch on lock.

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