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Know yourself pt. 1: Boo Lovers

Advice dropped by Dat Nigga Maf on March 17th, 2008.

We over here at NK are steadily droppin jewels and points of interest to anyone smart enough to check us, but some of you hasty motherfuckers not gettin it. Probably you Zack Morris’ that found NiggaKnow from typin racist shit into google search wit your bros, Brad and Taylor, to see what kind of fucked up shit you could find.

White Niggas Love Nigga Know

And you bro raping saltines KNOW that you be doin that shit when you’re pre-gaming before the 3 day drinking binge that comes complete with kegstands, beerpong, Dane Cook DVD’s an all that other ridiculous shit you get up to before waking up feelin violated in the bed next to your frat brother. But whatever! Niggas know the game an so it’s only right that we school you uninitiated motherfuckers to it. First off, I’m gonna reintroduce you to a type of cat that everyone knows an nobody likes. Check ya crew for BOO LOVERS.

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This Election Bullshit

Advice, The Media dropped by American N1gga on February 11th, 2008.

Dear Nigga Know,

Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks, especially if one them off-they-head-game ass bitches got a man that need to get they motherfucking dick sucked from some type of regular ass drive-thru size bitch.Yo - ups on all the content, but will you niggas please give a mutha-fucka a shout on this election bullshit? Super Mutha-Fuckin Tuesday comes and goes with a Nigga in the running and NK has shit to say about? Nigga please… Help a nigga out on this shit - not like I’m gonna vote, but still, a nigga’s still interested ya heard?

Here’s what I’m sayin’ - look how bad shit is when you got a nigga as a police officer and how much of that Uncle Tom ass aggression he takes out on young black mutha-fuckas. Not to mention how when you got a nigga as police chief how much niggas get fucked with in the streets. Can you imagine if we had a nigga in the White House? I would have to move out the country for fear of gettin’ my black ass beat on the daily - and I don’t even sell crack (Hov did dat so I wouldn’t have to go through dat).

Finally, I’m black so I’m not a republican so that leaves me with one hope - Hillary Clinton. Anyone who says that she wouldn’t be good for young niggas is off somethin’. We all know uppity white broads love us young niggas.

Get at me…

DatNiggaPeas

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Curious White Muhfucka Wonders if TLRNY Hates Him

Advice dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on December 5th, 2007.

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with you

Dear Nigga Know,

There’s got to be one white guy out there that you like or at least one you can put up with. Or is it one of those, “The only good white guy is a dead white guy” kind of things?

- White Motherfucker

What’s goodie my white nigga. This my first advice response so Imma try to be as open and as fucking honest as TLRNY always been and how you knows him to ALWAYS motherfucking be.

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Half Nigga Fired For Reading Nigga Know

Advice dropped by BigEddieEd on November 29th, 2007.

Dear Nigga Know,

I got fired because I was reading your website at work. My boss is a pasty face honkey. What would you recommend I say when I see his white @$$ in public?

Thanks,

Pissed off Half Black Half Korean

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White Motherfucker Encryption

Advice dropped by BigEddieEd on October 1st, 2007.

Dear Nigga Know,

White Motherfucker hate mail or need for deep rooted motherfucking advice?All you fucking coons are retarded. You know that? All you do is waste a White man’s time. If I had my way, you would all be lined up and shot by the hundreds with AK-47s or M16s or just fucking sent to Iraq to die. There, that’s what I have to say. That and I hope Hell holds a special place for the whole black race.

Love,

Some White Motherfucker Name Like Dave or Whatever

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Nigga Know Politics?

Advice dropped by BigEddieEd on September 13th, 2007.

Dear Nigga Know,

I know it’s early, but who’s getting the Nigga Know endorsement for president?

White Motherfucker

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Should White Motherfuckers Be Down?

Advice dropped by BigEddieEd on July 6th, 2007.

You can be down or whatever you need to be, niggas.Dear Nigga Know,

I’ve been wondering about something and I wanted you to let me know. Is it OK for a white man to absolutely fuckin LOVE your site??

Alex

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Fuck Them White-Friendly Advertisements

Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on May 30th, 2007.

Is a black man with a basketball a motherfucking conspiracy?  The FUCK?

Dear NiggaKnow,

Da premier shit dat me mufuckin say is, muuuufucka, sheeeit! ma been searchin fo mufuckin site like dis fo a fuckin generation, an a homboy shake (dis nigga life wenna sheeeit since dey stop sayin mufuckin homboy). Enyway, dis is n urgent fuckin plea mayn. Me needs yo advice like shit need place to go maaaaayn. Dis sheeeit be bout basket bawl mayn. Why it is mayn, dat evry fuckin time I turn awn dat damn mufuckin tv, dat I see a mufukin nigga wit a fucking basket bawl. Me think dis a mufuckin conspiracy, brought awn by dem sheeeit ass, mufuckin, whip crackin (cracka) som beeeatch dat run da tv. You think mes awn n somethin Niggaknow?

Discayntwait

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Albino Nigga Not Feeling The Love

Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on May 9th, 2007.

Malibus most bitch-made

Dear NiggaKnow,

I am a white motherfucker with a problem. I’ve always identified with urban culture far more than typical white culture. As a result, my speech has a more urban texture, and my wardrobe does as well. So my white friends always seem to hate when I’m wearing a white tee and a do-rag and talking about chasing gwap and nailing fine breezies that look like Kobe Tai. How do I make these biters aware that this is how I am, and that I’m not going to change just because some white motherfuckers say I should?

One.

White DoeBoy

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Kramer Didn’t Teach Ya’ll Motherfuckers Anything?

Advice dropped by That Nigga Gumby on April 10th, 2007.

Dear NiggaKnow,

Ight, Theres this white trash kid who says he use to live near Cali, talks a whole lot of natzi shit. Well this kid happens to sit at my lunch table. And this one time I have to of slipped out “nigga” ( I was talkin bout be some niggaz as but dat dont matta), and this bich happen to of said exactly this ” I hate niggers, no offense, I like black people and all but I hate niggers.” I glared at this white motha fucka and said ” what the fuck does that mean? You hate ME!?!?” white bich acts all calm and says, ” Nah, Niggers! Niggers are the poor black guys who steal shit and stuff.” This nigga was actually SERIOUS! ” You must’ve got that shit from a KKK bible or some shit.” What the fuck should I say to this nigga afta I kick his ass. Cause the whole table agread. Feed me some Know.

Some Angry Nigga

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