Dear NiggaKnow,

Its ya boy Action”MF”Jackson, out here livin off Uncle Sam. I got some shit goin on I want some advice on. A minute ago a nigga I thought was my nigga did some shit real niggas don’t do. He tol this white bitch that me an my boy from Africa (Shouts to the Cradle o’ Mufuckin Civlization) that we basically had a bet goin to see who was gonna hit first. On top of that shit, this bitch know about some other chick I fucked a while ago. Aint that a bitch? Now, bein on the west coast now (I was born in NJ, raised in GA, ATL nigga) the only niggas I fucks wit is from the east an they all southern niggas wit the exception of the shady nigga im speakin of, who hails from DC. I need that kinda comradery outchea, cuz these San Diego niggas is shady than a mufucka. But I digress. I work wit this nigga an he a higher rank than I am, an I kno imma need his expertise sooner or later. The fuck im sposed to do?

That Navy Nigga,

Action”MF”Jackson

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Dear NiggaKnow,

My ex-fiance ran off with 3 of my childhood friends for a weekend in St. Croix while we were STILL ENGAGED. None of them punk ass white motherfuckers bothered to tell the bitch no or even tell me where the fuck she went. 4 months later, cracker gets drunk and spills guts. Then he acts like I shouldn’t be pissed. What’s up? I can’t 187 their ass but I know these motherfuckers don’t need an explanation. Get at me.

Elevent

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Dear NiggaKnow,

What do you think the hip-hop scene would look like if Tupac and B.I.G.were still around today?

White Motherfucker

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Dear NiggaKnow,

So this guy’s been all over the news lately. He was also in salon magazine today talking some real crazy shit

What do you make of guys like him? And what advice do you have for us single women in dealing with guys like this?

Keeping it real, Emily

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Dear NiggaKnow,

Several nights ago an urge to bring some romance and long missed warm sentiments overcame me. I reached out to a dear longtime friend of mine, whom has grown with me both spiritually and romantically. After thanking her for the ride, I solicited a prostitute with a bangin’ ass. The warm streetlight behind Dunkin Doughnuts illuminated my fingers as I used them to caress the open sore on her leg, while she sucked me off with her soft blistered lips. Suddenly I didn’t feel the love I expected, I started feeling guilty about the price we agreed upon, so I got up and ran.

Her pimp caught a glimpse of my white ass running down the block, and jumped into his 79′ Cadillac. Afraid of catching a beat down I ran even faster. I cut through some yards and lost him. When I got home I realized my wallet had fallen out behind double d’s. I am now living my life in fear, should I go to the cops? Should I move? I’m afraid I may get a cap popped into my ass. Please help!

Pencil Dick

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Dear NiggaKnow,

Do you have any interest in a white motherfucker guest contributor?

White Motherfucker

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Dear NiggaKnow,

I got a problem, and I need some light shed on this situation at my office. Some black light. I work for a company full of nerdy-ass bitches, my boss is a helmet-wearing retard that never leaves his office, and all I do all day every day is sit in front of a computer. I can’t even look at porn because there’s a glass door on my damn office. So anyways, this uppity ass bitch just got promoted and she’s taking it out on everyone. Now I’m not about to put up with the bullshit she’s shelling out (i’m white, but i’m not that white…plus, it’s a fucking GIRL), but all I can do is this stupid passive-aggressive shit that doesn’t actually mean shit. It’s kinda hard to get that ‘fuck you’ emphasis when all I do is delete the email she sends me.

So I’m asking you. I’m begging you. What do I do? Do I quit? Do I hide some raw shrimp in her chair? Do I slash her tires? Or do I just quit the job, rob the place and sell all the computers and cameras and shit on eBay?

John

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All us niggas on this site know that sometime there’s some shit you just can’t figure out for your damn self. What can you do? You can search, but you know Google and even Blackfind don’t got every answer. There comes a time when you gotta realize you need some Nigga Advice.

This is an open invite for white motherfuckers, sleepyheads, and even some troubled ass niggas to come forward with some shit that they need an expert nigga opinion on. Holla at some knowledgeable ass niggas and we’ll shed some motherfucking black on the subject.

One.