Yo it’s Maf dropping that social science for the 2000 and H8, but what I really wanna know is…
WHY THE FUCK IS BILL COSBY MAKING A RAP ALBUM?!?!
Dear Nigga Know,
Yo - ups on all the content, but will you niggas please give a mutha-fucka a shout on this election bullshit? Super Mutha-Fuckin Tuesday comes and goes with a Nigga in the running and NK has shit to say about? Nigga please… Help a nigga out on this shit - not like I’m gonna vote, but still, a nigga’s still interested ya heard?
Here’s what I’m sayin’ - look how bad shit is when you got a nigga as a police officer and how much of that Uncle Tom ass aggression he takes out on young black mutha-fuckas. Not to mention how when you got a nigga as police chief how much niggas get fucked with in the streets. Can you imagine if we had a nigga in the White House? I would have to move out the country for fear of gettin’ my black ass beat on the daily - and I don’t even sell crack (Hov did dat so I wouldn’t have to go through dat).
Finally, I’m black so I’m not a republican so that leaves me with one hope - Hillary Clinton. Anyone who says that she wouldn’t be good for young niggas is off somethin’. We all know uppity white broads love us young niggas.
Get at me…
DatNiggaPeas
What is really motherfucking goodie all youse loyal ass niggaknow niggas, you know who the fuck it is. Now I been taking care of shit like I’m that white motherfucker Mike Rowe on the Discovery Channel nigga, and yeah I flip to that shit when I aint watching Isiah Thomas take a motherfucking chain to the Knicks franchise, or listening to another faggot on the steps of the Idaho courthouse lying about what he gonna do with this fucking country when he scribbling in the oval office. So i been shying away from talking about technology let alone motherfucking anything and leaving you niggas waiting.
American N1gga in the building and you know I got you with another News Bullet(IN). Five stories of all kinds of stupid bullshit that the media ain’t put the right spin on. Let’s set it off…
Everyday that goes by, some pastyface is committing some type of fuckery that gets reported WRONG. Well NK wanna do it justice and fix what The Media got all fucked up. So at the end of the week we gonna post a news bulletin about all the bullshit these niggas do. We gonna set off this new installment with our first five stories…
I walked past this old snitchin ass white lady desk noticing a newspaper, this pasty faced devil turned it over and says, “Here’s what your looking for”. First off, why do you assume I wanna read about some Dominican papi, former coke pumpin, baseball pitching nigga. I wanna see what’s on the COVER. So I waited until this old white piece of leather went for her 7th cup of Ovaltine and her brick of Pepperidge Farm Chessman butter cookies. I jacked her ass, ran to the coloreds and foreigners bathroom and had THIS picture taken (Big shout out to the nigga Def for playin photog):
Yall niggas CANNOT compare this to that Shaolin, rice fryin nigga, that nigga was insane. THIS nigga knew what he was doin from jump. Sumsik Boy was rantin on some schizo shit. This nigga got fired from his JOB son. He had ADHD, but yeah, that couldn’t be it… right?
Nigga, while I’m rantin (celebrating) and before this post evolves, this is the shit I’m talking about. These Judas Priest niggas goin on mall murder sprees, school shootings, choppin niggas up and savin em for later. Man just catch me and hang me son - don’t eat a nigga.
Now I encourage ANY of you porcelain mothafuckas to EXPLAIN THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Whats goodie niggas.
I knows ya nigga knows ya music. I know when you been on the strip all day and you done earn yourself a grip you get to the record store and cop the newest album from ya favorite artists, and that you dont go home, fire up that Z100, brings out some cheetos for your fat faggot ass, and start downloading some club bangers made by some fake niggas offa itunes for your pink ipod, or so you can bang them shits like them red faced, sandal and collared-shirt wearing, backwards-white-Red-Sox cap-over-a-cheap-ass fade-rocking, Irish-German caucasian niggas named shit like Chadfordley and Kyle when they rolling past they old daycare center in the suburbs of Whitesville, OH, thinking they mad gutter and the hardest shit out while they flipping they two fingered hand signs at the cameras. WHY ALL THESE GOOFY ASS WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AND DRESS THE SAME?
In a classic case of white entitlement, that bitch with some big ass titties, Lindsay Lohan, got caught driving around fucked up and holding that yayo on a suspended license. This ain’t even about a bitch thinking she gully, because ridin dirty ain’t about shit for white motherfuckers. This is about some white bitch who convinced she could do whatever the fuck she want and get away with it because she got some freckled-ass tittes. I mean, this base-head bitch got more problems than she know what the fuck to do with, and now she about to be the center of white awareness for the next motherfucking month.
Let me start this shit off by saying that you motherfuckers need to read this site on the daily, nigga - because if you didn’t you wouldn’t hear the whole story. By now you know that Russell Simmons said some shit like he gonna ban certain words from hip hop, but whatever nigga. I already seen what happened to that nigga coming for miles and as tragic as the shit is, its a wrap. That nigga has been stolen by white motherfuckers, and there ain’t no telling who the fuck gone be next.
Ever since Ed Bradley died, black people been ignoring 60 minutes because that down ass nigga Mike Bradley ain’t on the show no more and we don’t give a fuck about no belly-aching ass Andy Rooney. Well, it looks like you gonna have to put them TIVO’d episodes of Flavor of Love Charm School on hold Sunday night because 60 minutes gone get gully. The white motherfuckers behind this show decided its time to examine just why the fuck niggas and the police ain’t hit it off yet. The topic of snitchin’ is set to come up during the highlight of the piece when a few crispy white motherfuckers pretend they understand rap and interview Cam’ron.
