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Give a Dog a Motherfucking Bone

The Media dropped by BigEddieEd on July 20th, 2009.

Knick Knack, niggas. Let me tell you something that motherfuckers got twisted - Michael Vick don’t give a fuck about no goddamn dogs. I mean, you might think that shit obvious, but dig a little deeper. Nigga had dog fights. Nigga dogs got all tore the fuck up in they face. Nigga get caught, nigga apologize, nigga act like he fucked up, nigga handing milkbones out and talking about how cute he think beagles and shit is, or whatever the fuck, and people acting like Michael Vick only out to kill they motherfucking golden retriever.

On some real shit, you blind ass niggas need to wake the fuck up.

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TLC is Some Crooked Ass Bullshit

The Media dropped by BigEddieEd on June 8th, 2009.

You need to know I ain’t talking about them waterfall chasin bitches, but right now I need to know how drug dealers be guilty when you got motherfuckers on that TLC network slanging they fake reality TV bullshit? I mean, you gone try to tell a nigga crack ain’t no good for nobody and I’ll listen to your motherfucking argument while I count my stacks, but based on the shit all them boring ass eating meatloaf and talking about they motherfucking day ass white motherfuckers be hooked on - there ain’t no motherfucking crime committed.

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White People Got Obama Twisted

The Media dropped by MERKiN on July 31st, 2008.

Do NOT get that nigga Obama TWISTED.Now if you niggas aint notice, we got a Nigga runnin for that Whitehouse and of course the media playin him crooked. I keeps up with my politics cause I wanna see how my money is bout to be, and see if a Nigga really need to start puttin it back under the mattress ya dig? But in watchin all this bullshit on TV when the Nigga was runnin against that Skeletor lookin bitch Hilary - you can see all the racism playin out.

They played the Nigga cause he went to a Black Church where the pastor talkin wreckless bout them powder faced guvment niggas that took the towers down. Yes Nigga, Bush took down the towers. But since the pastor sayin some wreckless shit about white folks, the news got a dick up they ass bout it and tried to crucify the Nigga all over the media for months. And any Nigga that grew up and been to a church, know that this shit go down on the regular. Shit, my old pastor back in Cleveland used to march with Farakhan.

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Cosby About To Drop

The Media dropped by Dat Nigga Maf on February 15th, 2008.

Yo it’s Maf dropping that social science for the 2000 and H8, but what I really wanna know is…

Why the fuck Bill Cosby making a rap album?

WHY THE FUCK IS BILL COSBY MAKING A RAP ALBUM?!?!

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This Election Bullshit

Advice, The Media dropped by American N1gga on February 11th, 2008.

Dear Nigga Know,

Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks, especially if one them off-they-head-game ass bitches got a man that need to get they motherfucking dick sucked from some type of regular ass drive-thru size bitch.Yo - ups on all the content, but will you niggas please give a mutha-fucka a shout on this election bullshit? Super Mutha-Fuckin Tuesday comes and goes with a Nigga in the running and NK has shit to say about? Nigga please… Help a nigga out on this shit - not like I’m gonna vote, but still, a nigga’s still interested ya heard?

Here’s what I’m sayin’ - look how bad shit is when you got a nigga as a police officer and how much of that Uncle Tom ass aggression he takes out on young black mutha-fuckas. Not to mention how when you got a nigga as police chief how much niggas get fucked with in the streets. Can you imagine if we had a nigga in the White House? I would have to move out the country for fear of gettin’ my black ass beat on the daily - and I don’t even sell crack (Hov did dat so I wouldn’t have to go through dat).

Finally, I’m black so I’m not a republican so that leaves me with one hope - Hillary Clinton. Anyone who says that she wouldn’t be good for young niggas is off somethin’. We all know uppity white broads love us young niggas.

Get at me…

DatNiggaPeas

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More shit about white technology. Same faggot ass bullshit.

Technology, The Media dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on January 21st, 2008.

mike suckadickWhat is really motherfucking goodie all youse loyal ass niggaknow niggas, you know who the fuck it is. Now I been taking care of shit like I’m that white motherfucker Mike Rowe on the Discovery Channel nigga, and yeah I flip to that shit when I aint watching Isiah Thomas take a motherfucking chain to the Knicks franchise, or listening to another faggot on the steps of the Idaho courthouse lying about what he gonna do with this fucking country when he scribbling in the oval office. So i been shying away from talking about technology let alone motherfucking anything and leaving you niggas waiting.

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News Bullet(IN): Week of January 14, 200(H8)

The Media dropped by American N1gga on January 18th, 2008.

American N1gga got you with another News Bullet(IN) for the week of January 14, 200(H8)

American N1gga in the building and you know I got you with another News Bullet(IN). Five stories of all kinds of stupid bullshit that the media ain’t put the right spin on. Let’s set it off…

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News Bullet(IN): Week of January 7, 200(H8)

The Media dropped by American N1gga on January 11th, 2008.

The News Bullet(IN) for the week of 1/7/200(H8)

Everyday that goes by, some pastyface is committing some type of fuckery that gets reported WRONG. Well NK wanna do it justice and fix what The Media got all fucked up. So at the end of the week we gonna post a news bulletin about all the bullshit these niggas do. We gonna set off this new installment with our first five stories…

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Breaking: White Motherfucker Ruins Christmas

The Media dropped by American N1gga on December 6th, 2007.

I walked past this old snitchin ass white lady desk noticing a newspaper, this pasty faced devil turned it over and says, “Here’s what your looking for”. First off, why do you assume I wanna read about some Dominican papi, former coke pumpin, baseball pitching nigga. I wanna see what’s on the COVER. So I waited until this old white piece of leather went for her 7th cup of Ovaltine and her brick of Pepperidge Farm Chessman butter cookies. I jacked her ass, ran to the coloreds and foreigners bathroom and had THIS picture taken (Big shout out to the nigga Def for playin photog):

White motherfuckers living up to they crazy stereotypes.  Tip some out.

Yall niggas CANNOT compare this to that Shaolin, rice fryin nigga, that nigga was insane. THIS nigga knew what he was doin from jump. Sumsik Boy was rantin on some schizo shit. This nigga got fired from his JOB son. He had ADHD, but yeah, that couldn’t be it… right?

Nigga, while I’m rantin (celebrating) and before this post evolves, this is the shit I’m talking about. These Judas Priest niggas goin on mall murder sprees, school shootings, choppin niggas up and savin em for later. Man just catch me and hang me son - don’t eat a nigga.

Every TLRNY post got this nigga in the stock images I swear to god.

Now I encourage ANY of you porcelain mothafuckas to EXPLAIN THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Stop listening to Amy Winehouse, faggot

The Media dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on August 16th, 2007.

Whats goodie niggas.

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I knows ya nigga knows ya music. I know when you been on the strip all day and you done earn yourself a grip you get to the record store and cop the newest album from ya favorite artists, and that you dont go home, fire up that Z100, brings out some cheetos for your fat faggot ass, and start downloading some club bangers made by some fake niggas offa itunes for your pink ipod, or so you can bang them shits like them red faced, sandal and collared-shirt wearing, backwards-white-Red-Sox cap-over-a-cheap-ass fade-rocking, Irish-German caucasian niggas named shit like Chadfordley and Kyle when they rolling past they old daycare center in the suburbs of Whitesville, OH, thinking they mad gutter and the hardest shit out while they flipping they two fingered hand signs at the cameras. WHY ALL THESE GOOFY ASS WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AND DRESS THE SAME?

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