Ever since Ed Bradley died, black people been ignoring 60 minutes because that down ass nigga Mike Bradley ain’t on the show no more and we don’t give a fuck about no belly-aching ass Andy Rooney. Well, it looks like you gonna have to put them TIVO’d episodes of Flavor of Love Charm School on hold Sunday night because 60 minutes gone get gully. The white motherfuckers behind this show decided its time to examine just why the fuck niggas and the police ain’t hit it off yet. The topic of snitchin’ is set to come up during the highlight of the piece when a few crispy white motherfuckers pretend they understand rap and interview Cam’ron.

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Now I know it’s not about technology, but this shit is fucked up, and I aint talking bout no “discrepancies in confession” neither. After all this is Nigga Know - it’s not like any of us is going to actually shed a tear for some dumb honky that gave up and turned himself in, especially if it might be some shit he didn’t do. Fuck him, rookie. What’s got me all fucked up is that nobody’s pointing out that this whole situation is racist as hell. Am I the only nigga seeing this shit? Allow me to explain…

THIS SHIT RACIST PART 1:

This motherfucker walked around for a damn decade before he was “caught”. The local pigs could have been looking for whoever killed that future white breezy instead of harassing every nigga in Colorado (AKA the Broncos and Nuggets rosters). That crazy-eyed white dude was probably creeping through her neighborhood in a damn ice cream truck with his dick out while the police steady pulling niggas over for moving around in anything more expensive than a pair of new Jordan’s. Shit, it’s getting to the point where white dudes HAVE TO give themselves up in order for the police to pay any attention to them. That fucking BTK Killer gutted like 20 people and had to send fucking love letters to the pigs to even get noticed.

THIS SHIT RACIST PART 2:

That John Mark Karr dude had champagne and other rich boy shit on the plane ride back to the U.S. Meanwhile, an arrested black man is greeted by the police via a kick to they grill and getting thrown head first into the damn squad car. Fuck that “watch your head” bullshit. Then, when you ‘arrive at you destination’ you might get a damn plunger in yo ass. No nigga caught selling gaffled Benzy boxes (stolen radios, for you spying ass whiteys) would get the first class treatment that John Mark Karr received. On the other hand, I bet on top of all that shrimp and Cristal the cops gave him they made sure that diaper sniper got his frequent flyer miles too. Fucking bullshit.

THIS SHIT RACIST PART 3:

Now that he’s “caught”, this honky’s picture on blast all over TV. It’s like the media can’t fucking believe it was a crazy looking white dude that raped and killed a 6-year-old girl. Come on now, who else would it be? Black people don’t do shit like that. Don’t get me wrong, what nigga hasn’t slipped below the legal line once or twice and not realized it until it was too late? You on your way to a court appearance in the morning and you spot last night’s hook up at the bus stop with a SpongeBob backpack on. Now your black ass is sweating trying to think of how you’re going to explain that you actually thought the bitch you were throat fuckin on a skee ball machine at Chuck-E-Cheese was 18. Good luck with that nigga. Still though, everyone knows we stay the fuck away from them crazy crimes and stick to straight hustlin.

Bottom line is this whole situation proves once again that if the pigs were more up on they job than on a nigga slangin’ rock on the corner just trying to eat, they might actually catch the real criminals: crazy white motherfuckers.