Yeah, some of you noticed your boy been doing some investigative type bullshit and it’s true my niggas: I’m on that twitter bullshit. I got a full update in the motherfucking works so stay tuned.
Let me just say one motherfucking thing though.. Read the rest »
Yeah, what’s good? It’s your boy Big Eddie Ed back from up under a bitch with a soft ass and 84 comments to approve. So I let this shit go from time to time. Sit your ass back down on your motherfucking seats and stay off posting them “nigger” comments. I swear to God and every other motherfucking holy animal or whatever you Indian niggas be worshipping - when a month or two go by and your boy ain’t posted - the white motherfuckers that stay re-reading old articles keep telling niggas to go back to Africa. Let me set it straight before we get into the motherfucking topic right here: I ain’t never been to Africa so there ain’t shit to go back to. Also, how the fuck is telling a nigga to go back to Africa gonna get you more blog shits to read? I got shit I gotta do up off this internet shit - so raise up off a nigga dick. Oh now where was I? Oh yeah, Tiger Woods.
Those Asians/African niggas that be running out the reeds with umbrellas to sell when they feel a drop on they sleepyheaded ass faces got no motherfucking shame. Selling some bullshit ass garage-made T-Shirt with every random ass dead nigga who sang a song or lit up a screen pasted up on the front of that bitch. I mean, if you gonna get money on the dead, AT LEAST hit a nigga with a 4XL beefy-tee. Motherfuckers got the shortest and thinnest shirts possible. I know you need to cut costs. I know we in a motherfucking recession and you love some motherfucking Michael Jordan endorsed undershirts, but you niggas is going one step away from digging dead motherfuckers up for dollars.
You grimey Indiana niggas need to put your boy in the ground already. This shit is ridiculous.
First off, shouts to all you white motherfuckers that stay on these motherfucking comments, posting the same shit over and over like its your motherfucking job, acting all hurt when a nigga don’t check that comment approval joint. You know who the fuck you are, getting all hasty and shit with the comment box posting and reposting and posting again and then demanding to know why your shit end up deleted, which it wasn’t anyway - you little bitch ass worried ass faggots.
Right from jump, I need to tell niggas that I DO NOT give a fuck how the fuck displeased them whining ass comment typing ass motherfucking bitches get with this site. We stay breaking some motherfucking pieces for you starving ass niggas WHENEVER WE GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT. We write the shit and you take your motherfucking Google RSS or on your silly ass faggot ass iPhone while you on the train in your motherfucking wrinkled ass no pride having white man business suit and read the shit. That’s how it work. Now keep your ass down, because your boy gonna get you motherfucking playing Rockband with your virgin ass friends motherfuckers up to speed on all the bullshit that went down and I’m keeping that shit on recent.
White People: This is one of the ‘Sweet Ones.’
Lemme ask you niggas something. And you too, you guilty-ass, black curious, bangs-wearing, blue-eyed, Nordic-blood, chicken-leg Northwestern graduating cracker ass motherfuckers who is living in Bed-Stuy Brooklyn so you can brag to your Western European descended faggot-ass graphic-designer friends that you is ‘growin’ tight’ with your ‘urban’ neighbors just because it didn’t cross they mind yet to run up on your skinny bitch ass and snatch your personalized Barack Obama credit cards when you is stumbling home drunk three hours after midnight fucked the hell up on some
faggot 2%-alcohol Belgian beer, and so that Shirley and Jacob is gonna consider you ‘down’ when you talk about how you is seeing and hearing gully ass shit every fucking day - like fucking gun shots and three hunned Dominican niggas racing they bikes - but then is secretly calling the fucking po-lice every time you make eye contact with a motherfucking little black kid who don’t look like a Connecticut raised, buck-toothed, half-Irish Old Navy model named some gay ass, unoriginal boat-sailing white shit named Brent or Travis.
Any of you niggas ever realize how white blogs manage to be updated five times a hour? And every update usually some link to some other white faggot bullshit like how some fruity caucasion nigga named Daniel or David is complaining cuz some niggas lay this coffee slurping faggot on his back for taking photos of they illicit activities? Nigga, what is you, a hall monitor? Is you fucking stupid?
For all ya niggas who done graduated the eighth grade: read this pretentious white New York Times bullshit. This news story one thing that a mayor - in this case that Hebrew nigga Bloomberg - done did that actually make a nigga happy ever since Dinkins was in office. How the fuck is they even gonna consider selling this fucking building?
I swear to god my niggas, fuck these crackers sometimes. Now all that faggot effeminate blue suit wearing bitch ass mayor gotta do is get rid of them fucking cameras they got dangling like christmas lights in May up in harlem.
My niggas, never in a million fucking years would I even consider turning Niggaknow into a motherfucking starbucks-written journal, like some 28-year-old cracker, constantly frowning bitch named Bethany (who be usually found stomping around Bed-Stuy with her faggot-ass sandy haired kids in they Sharper Image stroller) be using to talk about how much she hates it when the African-Americans play they loud Brooklyn music outside her new condo, even though she “love and respect” nigger culture. Read the rest »
