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Stop acting like you actually working and read this shit, nigga

Whatever, Nigga dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on March 25th, 2008.

Any of you niggas ever realize how white blogs manage to be updated five times a hour? And every update usually some link to some other white faggot bullshit like how some fruity caucasion nigga named Daniel or David is complaining cuz some niggas lay this coffee slurping faggot on his back for taking photos of they illicit activities? Nigga, what is you, a hall monitor? Is you fucking stupid?

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The city finally recognizing the shit the negroes done did for it?

Whatever, Nigga dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on March 6th, 2008.

For all ya niggas who done graduated the eighth grade: read this pretentious white New York Times bullshit. This news story one thing that a mayor - in this case that Hebrew nigga Bloomberg - done did that actually make a nigga happy ever since Dinkins was in office. How the fuck is they even gonna consider selling this fucking building?

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I swear to god my niggas, fuck these crackers sometimes. Now all that faggot effeminate blue suit wearing bitch ass mayor gotta do is get rid of them fucking cameras they got dangling like christmas lights in May up in harlem.

White Shit that Piss a Nigga Off, Part 3,779.

Whatever, Nigga dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on February 22nd, 2008.

My niggas, never in a million fucking years would I even consider turning Niggaknow into a motherfucking starbucks-written journal, like some 28-year-old cracker, constantly frowning bitch named Bethany (who be usually found stomping around Bed-Stuy with her faggot-ass sandy haired kids in they Sharper Image stroller) be using to talk about how much she hates it when the African-Americans play they loud Brooklyn music outside her new condo, even though she “love and respect” nigger culture. Read the rest »

G.Y.P.U. Vol 2: Tax Schemin (I Mean Season)

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on February 4th, 2008.

Wesley Snipes stay schemin on tax day, niggas.American N1gga back again letting niggas know how more about opportunities to stack paper. So, hopefully some of yall niggas took motherfucking heed of Get Your Paper Up in 200(H8) and got you a gig or two. Time is money homie, which is why your ass better have a job ALL motherfucking year so come the end of January 2009 you can capitalize on the reason your check so short every week… TAXES.

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NYC Subway Guide for White Motherfuckers

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on January 16th, 2008.
Streeter Seidell’s White Folks’ Guide to the NYC Subway System

My nigga Streeter got something useful for all you wet behind the ears white people who trying to get from A to B on the subway without losing one of the following: Molars, wallet, mp3 grip, life.

I suggest you print the shit out and hang it up next to your motherfucking WWE posters, you scared white bitches.

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Tips For Getting Your Paper Up in 200(H8)

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on January 3rd, 2008.

Its the 200(H8) and you know you got to get that money.  This gonna be your year!By now you already shook the Piff & Henny off from the 200 parties you managed to crash within the stretch of time between Thanksgiving and New Years. We both know your ass is broke and your girl’s credit card bill is comin and so is your share of the rent you owe moms. Phone bill, light bill, and unless you in the jects, heat. And for the petrified nigga that listened to the advice them NK dudes around the holidays told you - that innanet bill.

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Quota Time, Nigga… Take Heed

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on December 22nd, 2007.

Watch your ass, niggas.Waddup 3x to the niggas, 3x for the ladies. Hope yall niggas gettin ready for the biggest amount of fuckery for the year: “X-Mas”. Whatever, Nigga. For some of us, its presents, family. For niggas like ME, its them paid days off work - Ain’t tryin to do much man. If yall got decent family, go check em. Mine is what it is, but here nor there, I’m here right now to touch on somewhat of a tradition where I’m from: Dodgin the “boys” before quota time.

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The Man, The Myth… The NIGGA

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on December 20th, 2007.

Ayyyyeeee YO, back in the buildin, glad that you black mothafuckers allowed a nigga to let his hair down and like the NK generals said, we’re NOT these sleepyhead blogging ass, VentiMochaFrappachinoLatte swiggin, croûton snackin, flour faced, Shane Mackelfee ass niggas. Anonymous comment leaving ass white motherfuckers tryna swagger jack niggas on this motherfucking site.We here for the same motherfucking reason. Unstepped on, raw poppy field, Blue Magic, bitter NIGGA Truth. The kind that makes Chad and Scott log on under GangstaC13 and BeamMeUpScotty2Hottie just to witness real niggas speaking to the people, so they can copy our text and recite to Sarah and Jolene while passing around a piss warm Bartles & James on Saturday night at Inspiration Point.

Now to the business…

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Uppity Niggas Can Get It Too

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on December 3rd, 2007.

Multitasking niggas got time to bang on these gay niggas once more.I’m an American nigga. I get up, contradict myself everyday by going to work for some super rich man and his company that has no place for me, but yet, since his “caretakers” understand that I’m 20 times more intelligent than the field/house slave stable buck niggas that cemented my ancestry they have to give me what I want. I promise you: The majority of yal coming through NiggaKnow are in the same pot. So I’ma keep the shit official and just break it down. I feel it necessary to bang on these niggas again, because the shit makes me wanna murder a nigga for real.

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Its The Most Niggarish Time of the Year

Whatever, Nigga dropped by BigEddieEd on November 29th, 2007.

Fuck a White Christmas

Fuck a skittle juice hoodie, niggas. Get one of these joints right here today.

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