Fuck a skittle juice hoodie, niggas. Get one of these joints right here today.
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First off, hood looking to Nigga Know for letting me on. Who knew a nigga would be recognized for telling the mothafuckin truth, and to think, I googled the word “nigga” and found a save haven for pure niggery. This is what smart niggas would call Divine Niggavention.
Second, I need to clarify somethin I’ve had to check a few of these frisbee faced, chalk skinned hippie white cats on 1 too many times. You will never hear the term “its ya boy” coming from me. No offense to a nigga that do, but feel this. We’ve paved the way for these PDA punchin, panini-eatin-ass-white niggas to rob our whole culture and sell it back to us. If 1 of these mothafuckas ever fo shizzle, waddup bro, and my least favorite *points at self* ITS YA BOY and I mean emphasizing BOY. I’m catching more white bodies then then Conan the Barbarian, Predator, AND Aliens combined (and I mean in they solo flicks).
Since you niggas stay hungry for posts and you can’t motherfucking relax until a nigga act like a real motherfucking Jamba Juice faggot “blogger” (That shit so gay nigga, don’t be calling anyone who be writing for niggaknow a “blogger”, cuz if we knew how the fuck to do that IP tracking korean shit Imma come at your motherfucking house with some of my dominican niggas) named Jake Steinberg or Louis Cheng and drop a post EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TEN MINUTES about what cappuccino I done drank in the fucking morning before working in some fucking art gallery with pictures of gay white niggas kissing in the Lower East Side, or how many African-Americans I done shook hands with while trying to be motherfucking tolerant, Imma give you this short observation.
Its ya nigga, ya motherfucking nigga, its ya boy, you know who the fuck it be. I been letting the liquor hit my tummy for this past hour and now that them motherfucking juices flowing under a nigga fitted, I want to address a motherfucking issue, since I been bringing the war at these Brody and Kyle and Brett niggas all month.
Fuck technology, you faggot-ass, checkered-shirt, sandal and sock wearing, mother-fucking sleepyhead innanet-using Kanye West looking queer niggas, and you motherfucking guilty ass white motherfuckers who had they guilty ass directed to this site after reading some motherfucking article about Barack Obama and who be feeding they instinctive need to be down with the negro when they living in an apartment in Harlem that used to belong to a nigga named Lolo.
If you grimy ass niggas remember what TLRNY used to be about, you knows he been reviewing all them white technologies -and since he be spending so much motherfucking time in Whitemanhattan he always spying them homo, starving Anglo-Saxon faggots with they fat fuckin heads and they big clown ass haircuts on the bus or on the train looking like they that dick-loving, bitch-ass, Dave Matthews swagger-jacking, homo-motherfucking-sexual James Blunt, or that self-hating, blazer wearing bougie nigga from them absolutely F-A-G-G-O-T - Ass ‘Whudafuxup’ commercials.
Hey you faggot-ass ADD having impatient Cho Seung Hui looking goonie niggas, the Last Real New Yorker is back. You want to know why he been missing in action like Jon Motherfucking Benet? Cuz a nigga need to chase paper by any means and if that mean puttin his dumb ass on the motherfucking F train and going to work in Whitemanhattan every day to earn a dollar so he can feed his bitch and her sister Boston Market and Kennedy Fried Chicken or else that nigga pussy river gonna run dry, then a nigga need to earn a fucking dollar.
Yirp, Mike Nyce back where it all began, but this ain’t no welcome back like that fucking bullshit Ma$e come back album. This fucking nigga had a song called Breathe, Stretch, Shake or some shit, back to the subject at hand. I want to address some of that bullshit you been hearin’ on da internets/your local corners and bodega shops about the kid.
Yeah, we had to let you motherfuckers know about one of them breezies that stay true to the game and supported out shit during the holiday season:
It’s your girl Emmaluscious representing that real holiday season merchandise. We got some hot technology shit coming at you soon, but niggas got to lay low during them holidays.
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We got a new store for all that hot nigga merchandise that you been copping and to commemorate the opening we got a new nigga-tee all you motherfuckers can cop to show that you keeping it for real during the holiday season:
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Ladies T-Shirt or Tank
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Sweatshirt or Hoodie
GET YOUR SHIT TODAY!!
We’re working on getting all our motherfucking designs back in this new shop because Cafepress is a greedy ass white conglomerate that don’t do nothing but fuck it up for the streets.
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