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Nigga Got a Chain, Whitefolk Got a Camera

BigEddieEd — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:43:56 +0000

I was feeling this motherfucking video until I realize it’s the same moonface ass white motherfucker that did the other motherfuckin joint. Dude be doing a reverse Spike Lee on the wrong nigga. Real motherfucking talk, this nigga got on a shiny ass, bright ass, parking lot attending ass vest in front of a Starbucks and he swinging a chain at whoever the fuck tellin his ass to put the chain down. And white motherfuckers walking by like he ain’t gonna touch them, with they motherfucking faggot ass latte in they hand. Advice to that pale motherfucker with the camera: stick to playing jokes on sleeping ass white homeless motherfuckers. Niggas with shit to lose bringing that hardware. One.

Homeless Nigga Let Them White Motherfuckers Know

BigEddieEd — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:27:19 +0000

Put a camera in that nigga face and you might get slapped. That’s on everything, nigga.

Wii Set a Nigga Bitchassness on 100,000

BigEddieEd — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 22:36:56 +0000

How long we been telling you niggas to stay up off that faggot ass Wii bullshit? Look at this Shirley from What’s Happening looking ass nigga staying played by this spanish nigga who getting 15 dollars an hour putting neons underneath white motherfucker vehicles. This shit disgraceful on a level I ain’t even ready to accept.

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Party’s Over

BigEddieEd — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 22:01:07 +0000

This nigga just ruined the saddest motherfucking birthday party of all time.

This Nigga Straight Up Bonkers

BigEddieEd — Fri, 07 May 2010 22:00:47 +0000

This nigga do exactly what the fuck need to be done to all them white motherfuckers doing they skateboard bullshit. One.

Full Report on Twitter as Promised

BigEddieEd — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:30:45 +0000

So your boy been trill on that Twitter bullshit and as I promised you grimey motherfuckers, I’m about to hit you with the full report.

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Nigga Acting Street In Front of Evergreens

BigEddieEd — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:53:43 +0000

This what happen when a nigga raised with too many white friends. This the type of nigga white motherfuckers scared of even though he clearly some coffee house nigga making videos in the parking lot of his suburban municipal building. Notice how he trying his best to look street… in front of evergreens. I hope the next earthquake effect you see in one of this niggas videos ain’t computer generated. One.

This Nigga Acting Hard as Fuck About Obama Hate

BigEddieEd — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:39:53 +0000

I meant to post this shit but I forgot because I ain’t stopped laughin at this tryna be mad nigga yellin in front of his thermostat. I got a bone to pick with you too, nigga: next time you choose a set for a video make sure it don’t got a minibar and a keycard. You video blogging from a Redroof Inn nigga. I mean, the message on point, but this motherfucker acting hard as fuck in a $75 a night motel. Whatever, nigga. One.

Trailer: Black Karate Kid? You got to be joking.

BigEddieEd — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:31:53 +0000

The fuck we gotta take the ultimate display in pathetic whiteness and make it black? Will Smith son get slapped by some sleepyhead in the trailer? This shits a motherfucking disgrace, nigga. Also, I ain’t tryna be down with no Jackie Chan movie where the other actors got English as they first language. That’s what it is. Fuck a Karate Kid and fuck that faggot ass choreography. One.

Twitter? Are you serious with that bullshit?

BigEddieEd — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 07:33:51 +0000

Yeah, some of you noticed your boy been doing some investigative type bullshit and it’s true my niggas: I’m on that twitter bullshit. I got a full update in the motherfucking works so stay tuned.

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White Motherfuckers With An Opinion: Tiger Woods

BigEddieEd — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:57:40 +0000

Yeah, what’s good? It’s your boy Big Eddie Ed back from up under a bitch with a soft ass and 84 comments to approve. So I let this shit go from time to time. Sit your ass back down on your motherfucking seats and stay off posting them “nigger” comments. I swear to God and every other motherfucking holy animal or whatever you Indian niggas be worshipping - when a month or two go by and your boy ain’t posted - the white motherfuckers that stay re-reading old articles keep telling niggas to go back to Africa. Let me set it straight before we get into the motherfucking topic right here: I ain’t never been to Africa so there ain’t shit to go back to. Also, how the fuck is telling a nigga to go back to Africa gonna get you more blog shits to read? I got shit I gotta do up off this internet shit - so raise up off a nigga dick. Oh now where was I? Oh yeah, Tiger Woods.

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Dead Niggas And Commemorative T-Shirts

BigEddieEd — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:12:50 +0000

Those Asians/African niggas that be running out the reeds with umbrellas to sell when they feel a drop on they sleepyheaded ass faces got no motherfucking shame. Selling some bullshit ass garage-made T-Shirt with every random ass dead nigga who sang a song or lit up a screen pasted up on the front of that bitch. I mean, if you gonna get money on the dead, AT LEAST hit a nigga with a 4XL beefy-tee. Motherfuckers got the shortest and thinnest shirts possible. I know you need to cut costs. I know we in a motherfucking recession and you love some motherfucking Michael Jordan endorsed undershirts, but you niggas is going one step away from digging dead motherfuckers up for dollars.

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For Serious, Miss Jackson

BigEddieEd — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:09:16 +0000

You grimey Indiana niggas need to put your boy in the ground already. This shit is ridiculous.

Give a Dog a Motherfucking Bone

BigEddieEd — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:06:47 +0000

Knick Knack, niggas. Let me tell you something that motherfuckers got twisted - Michael Vick don’t give a fuck about no goddamn dogs. I mean, you might think that shit obvious, but dig a little deeper. Nigga had dog fights. Nigga dogs got all tore the fuck up in they face. Nigga get caught, nigga apologize, nigga act like he fucked up, nigga handing milkbones out and talking about how cute he think beagles and shit is, or whatever the fuck, and people acting like Michael Vick only out to kill they motherfucking golden retriever.

On some real shit, you blind ass niggas need to wake the fuck up.

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TLC is Some Crooked Ass Bullshit

BigEddieEd — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:27:13 +0000

You need to know I ain’t talking about them waterfall chasin bitches, but right now I need to know how drug dealers be guilty when you got motherfuckers on that TLC network slanging they fake reality TV bullshit? I mean, you gone try to tell a nigga crack ain’t no good for nobody and I’ll listen to your motherfucking argument while I count my stacks, but based on the shit all them boring ass eating meatloaf and talking about they motherfucking day ass white motherfuckers be hooked on - there ain’t no motherfucking crime committed.

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