Diddy get enthusiastic about two motherfucking things: Proactive and a black superhero.

First off, this nigga acting like they ain’t even been no motherfucking black superheroes, like motherfuckers ain’t been watching Pluto Nash, Meteor Man, or Leonard 6 on the motherfucking low. Nigga, fuck a Hancock. I mean, ain’t that nigga homeless, drinking yak out a bottle he gripped out some motherfucking dumpster? That shit ain’t even on the same motherfucking plane as Ghost Dad. At least Ghost Dad ain’t sleeping on no motherfucking park bench, you hollin into a iMac camera ass bitch.

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Soulja Boy killing Ice-T up on the YouTube.

The Great Darryl Nathan got his own show that nobody ever seen except on the Youtube. This nigga either found some motherfucking drugs ain’t nobody heard about yet or he straight retarded.

Oh, We got to do better, niggas. We got to do better.

Its your boy BigEddieEd back with another update. First off, fuck you update thirsty niggas - we ain’t on a motherfucking schedule so stop acting like you owed some niggarishness everytime a month go by. I’m like, if you gonna post comments and pretend you my nigga Bokeem Woodbine, the least you could do is drop a mouse on some of these motherfucking ads.

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This nigga stupid. He ain’t disguising his motherfucking voice and ain’t doing shit but trying to cover his motherfucking face with blue cellophane. Even if this is some bullshit they still gonna get on this nigga. You can’t pretend like you fucking children and giving them AIDS and not expect the motherfucking Geek Squad or what ever motherfucking white people they got monitoring the internet to let that shit fall through the crack.

In the backline of every motherfucking sleepyhead restaurant, motherfuckers be turning cucumbers into flutes and putting them motherfucking mouths all up on your meals like they charming snakes or whatever the fuck.

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This motherfucking janktooth bitch can’t even let a nigga alone while he trying to lose all that shitty boiled only food they got over there.

And you bro raping saltines KNOW that you be doin that shit when you’re pre-gaming before the 3 day drinking binge that comes complete with kegstands, beerpong, Dane Cook DVD’s an all that other ridiculous shit you get up to before waking up feelin violated in the bed next to your frat brother. But whatever! Niggas know the game an so it’s only right that we school you uninitiated motherfuckers to it. First off, I’m gonna reintroduce you to a type of cat that everyone knows an nobody likes. Check ya crew for BOO LOVERS.

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Gumby going hard trying to cake on them homemade products.

I swear to god my niggas, fuck these crackers sometimes. Now all that faggot effeminate blue suit wearing bitch ass mayor gotta do is get rid of them fucking cameras they got dangling like christmas lights in May up in harlem.

White motherfuckers got to be the most idiotic creatures on the planet right now. They so ready to burn they motherfucking paper on some shit that make you shake like that nigga from Back to the Future.

These niggas got them Love It size ordering, sprinkle eating white folk scared like a motherfucker.