Black Men Plus White Women: Less Common Than Motherfucking Tipping in Hollywood
White People: This is one of the ‘Sweet Ones.’
Lemme ask you niggas something. And you too, you guilty-ass, black curious, bangs-wearing, blue-eyed, Nordic-blood, chicken-leg Northwestern graduating cracker ass motherfuckers who is living in Bed-Stuy Brooklyn so you can brag to your Western European descended faggot-ass graphic-designer friends that you is ‘growin’ tight’ with your ‘urban’ neighbors just because it didn’t cross they mind yet to run up on your skinny bitch ass and snatch your personalized Barack Obama credit cards when you is stumbling home drunk three hours after midnight fucked the hell up on some
faggot 2%-alcohol Belgian beer, and so that Shirley and Jacob is gonna consider you ‘down’ when you talk about how you is seeing and hearing gully ass shit every fucking day - like fucking gun shots and three hunned Dominican niggas racing they bikes - but then is secretly calling the fucking po-lice every time you make eye contact with a motherfucking little black kid who don’t look like a Connecticut raised, buck-toothed, half-Irish Old Navy model named some gay ass, unoriginal boat-sailing white shit named Brent or Travis.
Now if you niggas aint notice, we got a Nigga runnin for that Whitehouse and of course the media playin him crooked. I keeps up with my politics cause I wanna see how my money is bout to be, and see if a Nigga really need to start puttin it back under the mattress ya dig? But in watchin all this bullshit on TV when the Nigga was runnin against that Skeletor lookin bitch Hilary - you can see all the racism playin out. 
What is really good niggas? Its your boy Big Eddie Ed back with another one, asking you to pretend you bitch made enough to work at Google. Pretend, niggas. Imagine youse a bitch and you got shit twisted up to the point where you think every motherfucking idea worth dropping a guap on. Well, that’s what these motherfuckers did. They had they lucrative ass job at Google, bounced, and set out on they own business - a search engine of their own.
It’s your boy Big Eddie Ed back up in this bitch like it stanks and you ain’t even know where the fuck it come from. And let me level with you niggas: shit straight stanking right now. Let’s get this shit on the for real basis my niggas: Today is a special holiday for white motherfuckers that stay on Digg stroking they cock hoping that “10 Reasons to love Steve Jobs” article gone hit the front page. Literally, if you ain’t in motherfucking Arkansas, you ain’t gonna see no motherfucking white people anywhere in the world. They all waiting in line in front of that shiny, glossy (whites only), Apple store. Yeah niggas, it’s iPhone 2.0 day. 
