As if those niggas in Japan needed another excuse for not looking people in the eye, Sony-Ericcson got a new way for those sleepyheads to avoid showing emotion to motherfuckers as they walk the street. That’s right, Sony-Ericcson’s new walkman phone gonna be released in Japan.

What better place to release a JACK than the land of the rising ass sun. These motherfuckers can take they new phone and MOSHI MOSHI and TWEET TWEET or whatever the fuck as much as they damn well feel. When they ain’t BLOOP BLEEPING and SINGY SAYONARAING, them sleepyheads can take full advantage of a few other non-jack related features.

If has all that shit that we come to expect from a jack now-a-motherfucking-days. Camera with 1.3 Megapixels, LCD screen.. but this shit is a walkman. You get a FM radio and a MP3 Player with 1 GB of memory inside the motherfucker. You can also get 4 more GB with a memory card, so don’t hate on this motherfucker if you can’t fit your collection of CRUNK HITS (shouts to my niggas workin that Target CD section).

Sony-Ericcson is set to drop a $180 price tag on it which aint shit anyhow, but thats in Japanese money. After the conversion rate, its gonna cost whatever the fuck its gonna cost - but when it comes here we gonna have it regardless, nigga and you need to know that. If its popular with them sleepyheaded motherfuckers its gonna be released here and all those chirpin niggas are gonna be shouting “MOSHI MOSHI MOTHERFUCKER” then hangin up and evading the white corporations with they own personal soundtracks. Keep you eyes peeled for this shit, unless you a motherfucking sleepyhead from Japan, you ain’t gonna see this for a minute.

Apple got these commercials out that are trying to convert motherfuckers into buying a motherfucking MAC, but who is they really targeting with this bullshit? Check out the commercials on this motherfucking site for a hot minute.

I decided that I gotta expose the subliminal messages that got hidden all up in these motherfuckers. Peep the commercial that got that title “iLife”. Below you gonna see a few screenshots, edited by this nigga right here to show you the true meaning behind these motherfucking commercials. Enjoy it, niggas:

Oh yeah and we gotta do that legal shit too.. these are my motherfucking opinions and my motherfucking interpretations of that motherfucking commercial.

Any damn way, they aint gonna attract no niggas to they products if they gonna use these corny motherfuckers with they white backdrops. Every little detail from the earbuds to the white iPod to that fat niggas business suit be screamin with whiteness. I’d respect that shit if they came right out and just motherfucking said that they aint marketing shit to niggas, but you know how them white establishments be. More to come whenever the fuck I feel like it, bitches.

When you buyin you next computer you need to keep it real and stay true to our people. Dell ain’t shown me that they out for me yet so they not gonna see dime motherfucking one from this nigga. I mean they got a monthly pay plan but thats not serious enough for me. I needed to find a computer outfit that got a appreciation for some niggas that are down with that technology.

The main thing is that the company gotta keep it real. They gotta prove to me that they not just down for them white miles davis starbucks niggas, they gotta show me that they down for the rawest of the raw… and BLUE HIPPO GOT ALL THAT IN MOTHERFUCKING SPADES SON! Drop those niggas a visit and tell me what you see right off the bat.

Check out this professional shit I threw at yal niggas to show you what the fuck I saw:

NO WHITE PEOPLE IN THEY ADS! They got that technology, some black bitches, and a big motherfuckin NO CREDIT CHECK circle slash on the front page. That shit gonna make mad niggas wanna buy they computers and thats how the fuck you keep it real.

The most important shit is they got that GUARANTEED APPROVAL wit that NO CREDIT CHECK. That some clutch shit for my niggas carryin they balances and ridin the final notice train. That means that all those people you know that gotta use the internets at the library can get themself a computer and become readers of the shit we bloggin ass niggas pumpin out. Now all they need is the internets access, and you could get that shit on the cheap at people pc. No one keeps it real like that people pc. They been dedicated to niggas exclusively since like 1992 when they had that commercial during Moesha wit that little nigga in a suit.

For those that don’t remember:

Yeah this is your motherfucking nature lesson update, not exactly a straight up technology article but its a motherfucking wake up call for real. Now we known that white people got impatience for days when it come to the topic of interracial dating, also known as niggas fucking white women.

White motherfuckers ain’t accepting the fact that they sisters, daughters, and they motherfucking wife gotta get curious about smashin on a few niggas in a Burger King parking lot. Now, this aint no new knowledge for NOBODY, but I seen white people droppin that same hate and discrimination in the motherfucking animal kingdom! They hatin on animals now. Its like a bear gotta be somebody’s nigger. Let me scratch it out for a motherfucking minute:

THE MOTHERFUCKING ANIMAL KINGDOM

A grizzly gotta get his fuck on at least thirty seven times in a motherfuckin 24 hour period or they gettin straight up BEDAZZLED. A bear that don’t get a bitch on they tip is a bear that be eating kids at a circus. Take this nigga:

It ain’t no surprise to MY ASS that a animal that gotta fuck so much is gonna be lookin for some variety with that shit. The bear gotta be lookin at the same black bear bitches all day everyday. Like when I hangin with my mens and I see a fine ass white bitch. It gotta be the same shit that this nigga grizzly gotta be feelin when a polar bear rolls up into that niggas stream. Peep this bitch:

THE POINT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARTICLE

Scientists did a DNA test on a bear they suspected to be a motherfucking hybrid between a grizzly and a polar bear. They noticed the nigga look a little different and let they suspicions get the best of them, they killed the nigga just so they white asses could prove they right:

This is like when a white motherfucker notice a little ash on a white nigga (mullato or octaroon for you old school negro league niggas) and now they act all different around him. They used to talk about sports and pussy, but now they spend all day askin him what his favorite shit is from Red Lobster. Like they don’t know its the ULTIMATE FEAST wit them lobster biscuits.

White people got no tolerance. If a grizzly be fucking them white bears, guess what a white man do:

Segway only wants white people to buy they products. Thats real. Check out these suspect ass images straight from the official segway site. Note that I added my own commentary on the motherfuckers:

That’s why a black man has to stick to the classical transportations: cars, trains, planes, and motherfucking bikes. FUCK A SEGWAY.

Besides, segways is for the motherfuckin five-oh any damn how. They market that shit for the government and the police. Notice again my fine-ass comments:

But if the segways is supposed to be for white folk, why they trying to run up on these, selling “pimp my segway” accessories? It came to my attention that they was selling SPINNERS for these faggot nerd bikes.

Now that nobody buyin these faggot scooters they trying to twist a niggas arm into gettin these things by adding spinners! You know a nigga can’t resist the ability to put spinners on anything, but I be DAMNED if any self respecting black mans is ever gonna be seen on the great white nerd chariots. Take your ass to bed white people. FUCK A SEGWAY.

After bringing all this technology up to the forefront of the movement, its only natural that a nigga gotta get paid. We all conglomerated and decided that Google Adsense would keep us papered for days. However, Google got a motherfucking agenda. Check this motherfucking email I got last night when I was sleep:

Hello Edward Williams,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your application, our specialists have found that it does not meet our program criteria. Therefore, we are unable to accept you into our program.

We have certain policies in place that we believe will help ensure the effectiveness of Google ads for our publishers as well as for our advertisers. We review all publishers, and we reserve the right to decline any application. As we grow, we may find that we are able to expand our program to more web publishers with a wider variety of web content.

Please note that we may not be able to respond to inquiries regarding the specific reasons for our decision. Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

Notice I put some parts of this email on blast by dunking on the bold key. I’m gonna break down the hidden meaning behind they sneaky white legalese.

What they tapped out:

After reviewing your application, our specialists have found that it does not meet our program criteria.

What they sneaky asses meant:

Google ain’t got no love or motherfucking money for no tech savvy ass blog writing niggas.

Sneaky White Bullshit:

We have certain policies in place…

What it actually mean:

We can’t outlaw your right to vote, but we can keep you motherfuckers from earning cheese on this motherfucking blog game.

Shit stain legalese:

…we reserve the right to decline any application

Hidden agenda:

…we got special rules about your online field hollering black blogs

Another White Excuse:

…we may not be able to respond to inquiries regarding the specific reasons for our decision

What they really saying:

We ain’t home, and don’t leave a message, you black ass motherfucker.

What they tapped out:

Thank you for your understanding.

What they meant:

Fuck you, you poor bloggin-ass nigga.

Now that we got Google turnin they backs on black technology, we got to rise up and get the strength to succeed as a team and pay our motherfucking webhosting bills. Trifling ass Google motherfuckers. Fuck Google. If you need to search the web, use BLACKFIND and stay true. They serving up the finest results on 50 cent, Olivia, and everything you need.

If that site go down from mad cats taking a peep after seeing it on this site, feel free to use SEARCHBLACK or BLACKREFER.

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Here at NiggaKnowTechnology.com we like to keep our new phone wips clean. And nothin’s cleaner than coverin’ your unit up with a jimmy hat right? Well the people over at Speck tend to agree with that and are making codoms for your product. This here phone rubber is specially made for the Treo 700W and the upcoming 700P and it comes in two motherfuckin’ colors pimpin.

I mean this shit is SKIN TIGHT and it won’t allow any scratches to get through on your phone’s body or it’s face. It even has a flip up cover for the screen whenever your lazy nigga ass needs to point and click a name instead of punchin’ that shit up with buttons. Speakin’ of buttons, this thing covers up the right buttons while leaving the other buttons exposed for easy access. No more trying to punch your phone through plastic that is supposedly protectin’ yo shit. Hey if you wanna learn more about these new phone condoms, get your ass over to Speck Products now!

Ight so now don’t be going motherfucking crazy cause you see the new macbook pro on nigga know technology cause we all know that niggas dont even use computers much less a motherfucking mac nah mean, but peep how I ran up on this shit, I was in Short Hills Mall in uppity whiteville USA short hills NJ, just minding mine looking for some shit to steal nah mean, with a new white breezy I had just smashed at burger king, and we walked right passed the apple store she goes to me like I want that new mac its pretty, first I told that bitch to shutup, then I ask her what the fuck is a mac? she was like they are sexy cool trendy motherfucking computers, so i said fuck it gave her a stolen credit card and had her cop that shit. Bedazzled, next thing you know I am a nigga who owns a mac I almost had to slap myself cause that is a hood violation but as I started to fuck wit it i was kinda fly cause since the new mac’s are intel based they can run windows and other operating systems with a few hacks or using Apple’s Boot Camp Beta. All in all this is just an awesome motherfucking computer you have basically 2 computers in one, if you black you can chill with those uppity starbucks motherfuckers with apple os cause they is the shi shi foo foo white niggas or be grimey in the motherfucking hood using windows vista that new nigga operating system imma do a full review when I feel like it so make sure you check back bitches.

I was planning on dropping articles about my favorite shit, bluetooth headsets, but when I was done writing that shit I was running up on some problems. Since this site is like motherfucking FUBU on the technological front, I needed some pictures of some bluetooth headsets being worn by our people. Apparently, white motherfuckers think that they gonna sell more bluetooths if they show the motherfuckers being used by anyone but black people. You can’t find a picture of a nigga with some bluetooths. All day Google giving you nothing but sleepyheaded motherfuckers (shouts to my nigga Bokeem Woodbine), white motherfuckers, and motherfuckers that are black if they happen to move to Vermont or some other place where the brownest thing they ever seen was maple syrup on pancakes.

Here’s a sampling of the pictures thrown up from Google:

WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS

This is how they want they products sold. Shown on white people, sold to other white motherfuckers. Take a look at the images of my disgust:

WHITE TRICKERY

Once white owned companies realize that they need to move product out side of the suburbans, they try to get blacker and blacker - but they still refusing to get black with technology.

THE ONLY PICTURE OF A BLACK MAN WITH A HEADSET

They think this is the only way a black man is gonna use a cellphone hands free. A motherfucking rubber band around you head. That’s what the fuck the white man wants in your mind. Nigga bluetooth. Boycott bluetooth headsets.

Every nigga knows they need their communication. Nigga’s got they sidekicks, they 2-ways whatever. I’m here to talk about some new shit called the HTC Wizard. Taking after the design of the LG Keyboard-Slider phones of the past, the HTC Wizard has a Keyboard that slides out from underneath allowing you to text message, AOL IM, YAHOO IM or MSN Message to your ass is content.

This phone has been adopted by Cingular and relabled the Cingular 8125; it has also been picked up by T-Mobile and is part of their MDA series. They’ve equipped this rig so that it uses the EDGE High speed network. You’ll be able to get a strong internet connection on that playa and hit your shorties up when you need to go balls deep.