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Know yourself pt. 1: Boo Lovers

Advice dropped by Dat Nigga Maf on March 17th, 2008.

We over here at NK are steadily droppin jewels and points of interest to anyone smart enough to check us, but some of you hasty motherfuckers not gettin it. Probably you Zack Morris’ that found NiggaKnow from typin racist shit into google search wit your bros, Brad and Taylor, to see what kind of fucked up shit you could find.

White Niggas Love Nigga Know

And you bro raping saltines KNOW that you be doin that shit when you’re pre-gaming before the 3 day drinking binge that comes complete with kegstands, beerpong, Dane Cook DVD’s an all that other ridiculous shit you get up to before waking up feelin violated in the bed next to your frat brother. But whatever! Niggas know the game an so it’s only right that we school you uninitiated motherfuckers to it. First off, I’m gonna reintroduce you to a type of cat that everyone knows an nobody likes. Check ya crew for BOO LOVERS.

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Gully Gumby Cooking
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on March 17th, 2008.

The city finally recognizing the shit the negroes done did for it?

Whatever, Nigga dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on March 6th, 2008.

For all ya niggas who done graduated the eighth grade: read this pretentious white New York Times bullshit. This news story one thing that a mayor - in this case that Hebrew nigga Bloomberg - done did that actually make a nigga happy ever since Dinkins was in office. How the fuck is they even gonna consider selling this fucking building?

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I swear to god my niggas, fuck these crackers sometimes. Now all that faggot effeminate blue suit wearing bitch ass mayor gotta do is get rid of them fucking cameras they got dangling like christmas lights in May up in harlem.

Coldstone Steppin
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on March 6th, 2008.

White Shit that Piss a Nigga Off, Part 3,779.

Whatever, Nigga dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on February 22nd, 2008.

My niggas, never in a million fucking years would I even consider turning Niggaknow into a motherfucking starbucks-written journal, like some 28-year-old cracker, constantly frowning bitch named Bethany (who be usually found stomping around Bed-Stuy with her faggot-ass sandy haired kids in they Sharper Image stroller) be using to talk about how much she hates it when the African-Americans play they loud Brooklyn music outside her new condo, even though she “love and respect” nigger culture. Read the rest »

Singing His Retarded Heart Out
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on February 22nd, 2008.

Cosby About To Drop

The Media dropped by Dat Nigga Maf on February 15th, 2008.

Yo it’s Maf dropping that social science for the 2000 and H8, but what I really wanna know is…

Why the fuck Bill Cosby making a rap album?

WHY THE FUCK IS BILL COSBY MAKING A RAP ALBUM?!?!

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