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Quota Time, Nigga… Take Heed

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on December 22nd, 2007.

Watch your ass, niggas.Waddup 3x to the niggas, 3x for the ladies. Hope yall niggas gettin ready for the biggest amount of fuckery for the year: “X-Mas”. Whatever, Nigga. For some of us, its presents, family. For niggas like ME, its them paid days off work - Ain’t tryin to do much man. If yall got decent family, go check em. Mine is what it is, but here nor there, I’m here right now to touch on somewhat of a tradition where I’m from: Dodgin the “boys” before quota time.

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The Man, The Myth… The NIGGA

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on December 20th, 2007.

Ayyyyeeee YO, back in the buildin, glad that you black mothafuckers allowed a nigga to let his hair down and like the NK generals said, we’re NOT these sleepyhead blogging ass, VentiMochaFrappachinoLatte swiggin, croĆ»ton snackin, flour faced, Shane Mackelfee ass niggas. Anonymous comment leaving ass white motherfuckers tryna swagger jack niggas on this motherfucking site.We here for the same motherfucking reason. Unstepped on, raw poppy field, Blue Magic, bitter NIGGA Truth. The kind that makes Chad and Scott log on under GangstaC13 and BeamMeUpScotty2Hottie just to witness real niggas speaking to the people, so they can copy our text and recite to Sarah and Jolene while passing around a piss warm Bartles & James on Saturday night at Inspiration Point.

Now to the business…

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7 Roots, 2 Girls, 1 Cup
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on December 20th, 2007.
Driver Tazed For Being Slow
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on December 14th, 2007.
Tracy Morgan in Blackass
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on December 10th, 2007.

Breaking: White Motherfucker Ruins Christmas

The Media dropped by American N1gga on December 6th, 2007.

I walked past this old snitchin ass white lady desk noticing a newspaper, this pasty faced devil turned it over and says, “Here’s what your looking for”. First off, why do you assume I wanna read about some Dominican papi, former coke pumpin, baseball pitching nigga. I wanna see what’s on the COVER. So I waited until this old white piece of leather went for her 7th cup of Ovaltine and her brick of Pepperidge Farm Chessman butter cookies. I jacked her ass, ran to the coloreds and foreigners bathroom and had THIS picture taken (Big shout out to the nigga Def for playin photog):

White motherfuckers living up to they crazy stereotypes.  Tip some out.

Yall niggas CANNOT compare this to that Shaolin, rice fryin nigga, that nigga was insane. THIS nigga knew what he was doin from jump. Sumsik Boy was rantin on some schizo shit. This nigga got fired from his JOB son. He had ADHD, but yeah, that couldn’t be it… right?

Nigga, while I’m rantin (celebrating) and before this post evolves, this is the shit I’m talking about. These Judas Priest niggas goin on mall murder sprees, school shootings, choppin niggas up and savin em for later. Man just catch me and hang me son - don’t eat a nigga.

Every TLRNY post got this nigga in the stock images I swear to god.

Now I encourage ANY of you porcelain mothafuckas to EXPLAIN THISSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Curious White Muhfucka Wonders if TLRNY Hates Him

Advice dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on December 5th, 2007.

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with you

Dear Nigga Know,

There’s got to be one white guy out there that you like or at least one you can put up with. Or is it one of those, “The only good white guy is a dead white guy” kind of things?

- White Motherfucker

What’s goodie my white nigga. This my first advice response so Imma try to be as open and as fucking honest as TLRNY always been and how you knows him to ALWAYS motherfucking be.

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Uppity Niggas Can Get It Too

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on December 3rd, 2007.

Multitasking niggas got time to bang on these gay niggas once more.I’m an American nigga. I get up, contradict myself everyday by going to work for some super rich man and his company that has no place for me, but yet, since his “caretakers” understand that I’m 20 times more intelligent than the field/house slave stable buck niggas that cemented my ancestry they have to give me what I want. I promise you: The majority of yal coming through NiggaKnow are in the same pot. So I’ma keep the shit official and just break it down. I feel it necessary to bang on these niggas again, because the shit makes me wanna murder a nigga for real.

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Tree-Man Part 2
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on December 3rd, 2007.