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Advice, The Media dropped by American N1gga on February 11th, 2008.

Dear Nigga Know,

Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks, especially if one them off-they-head-game ass bitches got a man that need to get they motherfucking dick sucked from some type of regular ass drive-thru size bitch.Yo - ups on all the content, but will you niggas please give a mutha-fucka a shout on this election bullshit? Super Mutha-Fuckin Tuesday comes and goes with a Nigga in the running and NK has shit to say about? Nigga please… Help a nigga out on this shit - not like I’m gonna vote, but still, a nigga’s still interested ya heard?

Here’s what I’m sayin’ - look how bad shit is when you got a nigga as a police officer and how much of that Uncle Tom ass aggression he takes out on young black mutha-fuckas. Not to mention how when you got a nigga as police chief how much niggas get fucked with in the streets. Can you imagine if we had a nigga in the White House? I would have to move out the country for fear of gettin’ my black ass beat on the daily - and I don’t even sell crack (Hov did dat so I wouldn’t have to go through dat).

Finally, I’m black so I’m not a republican so that leaves me with one hope - Hillary Clinton. Anyone who says that she wouldn’t be good for young niggas is off somethin’. We all know uppity white broads love us young niggas.

Get at me…

DatNiggaPeas

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Essence Magazine Video Application
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on February 11th, 2008.
Overgrown Guy Girlfriend
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on February 11th, 2008.

G.Y.P.U. Vol 2: Tax Schemin (I Mean Season)

Whatever, Nigga dropped by American N1gga on February 4th, 2008.

Wesley Snipes stay schemin on tax day, niggas.American N1gga back again letting niggas know how more about opportunities to stack paper. So, hopefully some of yall niggas took motherfucking heed of Get Your Paper Up in 200(H8) and got you a gig or two. Time is money homie, which is why your ass better have a job ALL motherfucking year so come the end of January 2009 you can capitalize on the reason your check so short every week… TAXES.

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Dog Trained to Get Money
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on February 4th, 2008.

More shit about white technology. Same faggot ass bullshit.

Technology, The Media dropped by The Last Real New Yorker on January 21st, 2008.

mike suckadickWhat is really motherfucking goodie all youse loyal ass niggaknow niggas, you know who the fuck it is. Now I been taking care of shit like I’m that white motherfucker Mike Rowe on the Discovery Channel nigga, and yeah I flip to that shit when I aint watching Isiah Thomas take a motherfucking chain to the Knicks franchise, or listening to another faggot on the steps of the Idaho courthouse lying about what he gonna do with this fucking country when he scribbling in the oval office. So i been shying away from talking about technology let alone motherfucking anything and leaving you niggas waiting.

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News Bullet(IN): Week of January 14, 200(H8)

The Media dropped by American N1gga on January 18th, 2008.

American N1gga got you with another News Bullet(IN) for the week of January 14, 200(H8)

American N1gga in the building and you know I got you with another News Bullet(IN). Five stories of all kinds of stupid bullshit that the media ain’t put the right spin on. Let’s set it off…

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LOOK AT MY FUCKING BICEPS!
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on January 18th, 2008.
Robber Shoots Himself in the Nuts
Video dropped by BigEddieEd on January 18th, 2008.