My nigga Streeter got something useful for all you wet behind the ears white people who trying to get from A to B on the subway without losing one of the following: Molars, wallet, mp3 grip, life.

I suggest you print the shit out and hang it up next to your motherfucking WWE posters, you scared white bitches.

View Streeter Seidell’s White Folks’ Guide to the NYC Subway System

Everyday that goes by, some pastyface is committing some type of fuckery that gets reported WRONG. Well NK wanna do it justice and fix what The Media got all fucked up. So at the end of the week we gonna post a news bulletin about all the bullshit these niggas do. We gonna set off this new installment with our first five stories…

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Motorola been doing any motherfucking thing they can to try to get back the ground they been losing since Sleepyheads decided they ain’t trying to be the last motherfuckers gripping a RAZR. Koreans been flocking to the iPhone like it wasn’t nothing, leaving all that Motorola bullshit strapped into those motherfucking utility belts Indian motherfuckers been clicking all they jacks and mp3 grips into.

I mean, Motorola was on they motherfucking game with that RAZR for a minute - Even white kids been carrying that motherfucker, snapping them snaps, shooting off texts to they one black friend they family approve of who using that nigga nextel (Boost Mobile), but they they got greedy and kept on dropping some faggot ass jacks, playing them like they the next level, but I can’t even tell you the name of one nigga that is willing to admit he shouts at bitches on a KRAZR, a RIZR, or a ROKR.

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By now you already shook the Piff & Henny off from the 200 parties you managed to crash within the stretch of time between Thanksgiving and New Years. We both know your ass is broke and your girl’s credit card bill is comin and so is your share of the rent you owe moms. Phone bill, light bill, and unless you in the jects, heat. And for the petrified nigga that listened to the advice them NK dudes around the holidays told you - that innanet bill.

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