$100 Dollar Laptop Lesson
The $100 dollar laptop is gonna be a reality. Those cats at MIT been workin mad late nights to bring this project to life, and they almost there. All they gotta do now is offer “NO CREDIT CHECK” purchases and weekly payments (Shouts to my niggas at BLUE HIPPO).
The whole thing is headed up by a dude named Nicholas Negroponte, and I learned a valuable lesson from this nigga. Apparently, you can make some motherfucking loot by making guilty ass white people believe some wild motherfucking claims - if you back it up right.
See, if you gonna get successful with a whack ass business propisition, you gotta make sure you tellin niggas that its for charity. MIT has been talking about how they bringing laptops to every motherfucking child in Africa. They been acting all charitable saying that $100 dollars is gonna get one laptop to one child.
Well, the other day they had a presentation to show they prototypes off to the world, and the laptops had pictures of smiling African children on the screens. They had a slideshow depicting a need for computers in Africa, pamplets, brochures, pie-charts… and they still couldn’t resist inviting a few niggas in a dashikis with them hats Jim Brown wears on the sidelines.
White people be eating this shit up for days. You gonna be hard press to find a white motherfucker that is gonna hold they wallet closed at a display like this. This is the type of shit that gonna make them turn off a Family Ties marathon and pay attention. White people see a dashiki and they gotta spend money. That’s why the fuck Stevie Wonder been sellin all them records despite putting out zero quality tracks after 1975. Support the $100 dollar laptop, and you supporting duped ass white motherfuckers across the globe.
The biggest part of this scam is that they gonna let you pledge to buy the $100 dollar laptop for $300 - in the name of charity. This shit is a white on white scam! White people scammin other white peoples money. Un-motherfucking-precedented.
No, the biggest part of this scam is that the laptops cost around $20 to make. That means you pay $80 over manufacturing costs. Wait, then you have shipping to Africa…. and be damned if those smart chink / honkeys at MIT are going to send them one at a time - no sir. They’ll send a huge ass crate full of them straight from Pisher-Frice.
So you figure that they ’sell’ 1000 laptops at $100 each. Thats $100,000, minus 20 K for making them (which at a bluk rate wouldbe cheaper than that…and shipping is probably reduced since it is bulk as well…. so for a non-profit function - they stand to have ….. more money than I make in a year taken off of their taxes.
I also fail to see what laptops are needed for in Africa. To eat?… no, maybe to house them…. wait thats not it…. OH I GOT IT…. so they can look at pron and have their noses rubbed into how much better other countries are doing. Perhaps to give them perspetive on how they SHOULD be doing. Tsk tsk…crazy ass cracker chinks…
I have a better idea…. I’ll donate $100 dollars to them for something they need… like a moving van and some hot dogs from 7-11… or I dunno something far less valuble like and education on how to properly farm their own land so they no longer need support from other countries and can sustain themselves and the poor children over there…
So I guess there is such a thing as white on white crime then….. Who would have thought that?
Shit I’ll take a laptop for a hundy. Mufucka’s that’s better than wholesale!
You had me at “Lapton Lesson”.
Unless the thing runs on solar power, shit, or sand they’re outta luck after 20 mins. It would make a good doorstop… if they had doors.
cranie:
Actually, they got a handcrank for those motherfuckers that aint on a powergrid.
mr. n-word - er + a-know-technology,
Please let me know when these laptops come out so I can buy one for a poor African child.
Thx,
Auremy2
Buy some food for the poor niggas instead. If I was starving, I’d rather get a bowl of fruit than some shitty crank-laptop that’s probably made in the USA of quality Chinese parts.
it wouldnt surprise me…. chinese make everything that we buy
i am so not falling for that…
fuck them and their wack ass computer
in the meantime go over to www.nerdlife101.blogspot.com and read about how pinatas can kill people
I’m fucking white! Why wasn’t this shit delivered with my ‘Congratulations honky, You’re part of the master race!’ money? Fucking kids!
scootah:
you gonna get that shit when I get my motherfucking “OJ SIMPSON VICTORY CHECK”.
One.
OJ is not Coming With The Real™ but the glove didn’t fit….
Two™
Oh please. Everybody knows that OJ is white and in disguise. How else could he have won that court case?
Money I believe won that case my friend. Not to mention everyone was ready to riot if he was found guilty.
Amazing what influence TV really has on America.
I believe that in the duration of American history, precisely two people who could somehow be termed black have faced a court in the US and not gone to jail.
Michael Jackson, and OJ.
Obviously Mikey succeeded in his ‘Honky with a mo’fukkin condition’ disguise. And since OJ didn’t claim to be white, the only possible answer is that he is infact white, and was in disguise to make the vast (honky) media conspiracy money.
Big Eddie Ed is on to something big here…..
MONEY! MONEY! That is what it is about. Not because somebody is black brown red white whatever. We love the almighty dollar!
To hell with Big Brother-Obey the Dollar.
you damn right its about motherfucking money. now show your love to my fine motherfucking sponsors.
Holla! -1-
you guys are right. i think it’s only fair that african-americans should be allowed to call whites “honkeys” on this site and chinese people as “chinks”. for some reason, no racial epithet is racist when orated by a clever young african-american. LOL!!! anyways, still waiting on a verification from you guys. i got the check out for 100 U.S. Dollars so I can buy a poor child a lap-top from MIT!
Slavery was all about money, money, money as well! It’s why slaves didn’t get paid muthafuckin diddly squat. Black folk should be trippin all over they muthufuckin selves to create a real muthafuckin socialist party in the muthafuckin US of A.
Socialism didn’t exactly work for Russia, to say the least.
That was Stalinism woozie, socialism never really took hold in Mother Russia.
Fair enough, but that brings to light another point-although there are isolated Socialists around the world, because of the negativity surrounding socialism due to stalinism, it’d be hard to start a socialist state. Not to mention that once that state is started it would be difficult for the leader to resist taking what is not rightfully theirs. Sorry for sounding all white n’ shit, Big Eddie Ed.
woozie:
nigga, you could be here talking bout picnics and motherfucking family ties re-runs and I wouldn’t hold that shit against you.
pay a nigga and click dem ads, nah mean?
Fair enough, but that brings to light another point-although there are isolated Socialists around the world, because of the negativity surrounding socialism due to stalinism, it’d be hard to start a socialist state.
Absolutely. Woozie it would be next to impossible to establish an actual socialist state anywhere in the world let alone America. If one ever did manage to take hold somewhere it would be pounded into oblivion by the capitalist forces it would effect the most. Jesus woozie, don’t ever apologize to anybody for speaking your opinion on something. That shite ain’t necessary.
I just love watching Family Ties reruns while having Picnics on the White House lawn with my favorite president, George W. Bush, LOL!!!!
Here are the specs of this technological wonder…
http://wiki.laptop.org/index.php/Hardware_specification
Integrated memory eh? Sorry Kunta, no you won’t be playing WOW on this thing, although it might be able to handle Solitaire. This is all moot though since the few who actually get one of these will quickly trade theirs for a few ounces of rancid, diseased bushmeat.
its all a load of bullshit to make somebody feel good while making some money on the side.
Fuck u cranie. I guess I am typing this out on a shitrun wooden PC up in my tree home in the jungle (being an african in africa and all).
ingnorant ass motherfucker.
This is a bunch of bullshit. Do any of you niggers want to tell me why i am not getting the confirmation in my email when i try to register?