A Kite From Mike Nyce
From the walls of the prison cell of C74 dis is your boy Mike Nyce straigh off the cot. I loved how niggas thought I was dead gone and not updating this shit no more, and I know I promised niggas updates in like 90 minutes and 2 days and all dat other shit but when you ain’t got no money in your commissary, for pencils or toilet paper its kinda hard to write dem updates nah mean so Imma hit ya with a quick week in review cause every motherfucking white owned technology company in da world released fucking news last week shit I mean damn I’m trying not to get raped in the
ass and enjoy dat shit, much less trying to keep current so here dese shits go:
1. New iPods: FUCK STEVE JOBS (no widescreen touchscreen iPod? you bullshiting motherfucker) drop dat shit asap.
2. Microsoft Zune: Ya motherfuckers can’t be serious! A brown colored device, why dont you just say dis 4 is fo niggas.
3. Blackberry Pearl: Man fuck them candanian honkeys and they bullshit ass half phone/berry. step yo game up 
(eh!)
4. Nintendo Wii: Fucking sleepyheads still playing dem peenut butta and jelly games, fuck dat shit I wanna see princess get fucked in the ass by koopa troopa! And Fuck a Zelda. Bitches!
5. Sony PS3: Blu-ray my ass nigga, can’t even make a fucking optical light refract and reflect .0001mmm deep in the mirror surface, shit nay-nay in c76 already got a hot new purple ray dvd player he made with a toothbrush and a carton of Newports. 300 gigs of storage and 15.1 channel sound, ya don’t know about that shit! Fuck Sony.
6. Stars Wars: Fucking Lucas must think we stupid buying the same fucking 3 movies over and over, nigga I swear to god if I see that motherfucking I am slapping him with a fucking divX disc. Fuck dat I may even go over to qutentioan house and slapp him with the fucking 1995 laserdisc edition he used to port dem shits. Faggit.
Dats all I got time for right now but if ya niggas remember anything else from last week tech maddness holla at the nigga niggifed@gmail.com
Sorry you thought the Widescreen touch screen ipod was real, meanwhile there’s a video on youtube right now showing how the image was made and why it’s fake… BWAHAHAHA and it’s hella old school
see it here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jyasj6pDAZg
and stop hatin on nintendo cuz they’re prepared and shit… 4million systems to hit the US in November. Meanwhile PS3 will only have 400,000 units for the US and 100,000 for the Japanese. Oh and we get Wii before the Japs… so that’s sweet…
dj kent aron:
no shit its fake.. but at least that imaginary bullshit got a screen that don’t make a nigga squint.
And yeah, nintendo got they shit ready to ship and all, but who gives a fuck about they games? LET’S PLAY THAT POKAMAN AND GET POINTS NIGGA!
Nintendos for the sleepyheads regardless of where the fuck it ships.
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yeah, but fuck sony and all their propritery mother fuckin’ bullshit. They can barely keep the PSP afloat, how the fuck they gonna keep the PS3 on shelves? And fuck that bullshit memorystick duo pro too! I’m a devoted Sony fan and shit, but fuck ‘em…their tv’s suck, the vaio’s are lackin, and the Playstation products are full of shit that don’t even work. I’m out.
Big Eddie Ed:
Yeah forget Metroid Prime and Red Steel… i mean who wants to cut up a mother fucker with a samurai sword and then blow him away with a shot gun by point at a screen and swinging around a remote? OH WAIT… EVERYONE!!!! Wait to the Resident Evil game for Wii comes out as well as the special spider-man 3 game, oh and lets not forget Call of Duty, Wii Sports, Mortal Kombat, Far Cry, The Godfather, Need For Speed: Carbon, and Metal Slug… all wussy games right? I mean Poke-Mon and Mortal Kombat: Armageddon could be mistaken for one another since they’re so damn similar… lol and come on…. stand up for your niggas out there… like they’re all gettin HD TVs to play their new systems…
Wii is for kids. Mario and Zelda? Shit. Only good game on Nintendo was Resident Evil 4, and even that came on PS2 and kicked more ass on PS2.
>how the fuck they gonna keep the PS3 on shelves?
Three words: Grand Theft Auto. Two more: Backward compatibility. And three more for good effect: Metal Gear Solid.
shit nay-nay in c76 already got a hot new purple ray dvd player he made with a toothbrush and a carton of Newports
That some funny ass shit right there, motherfucker. 1
Man, you forgot about that fucking RFID DVD bullshit. Fuck that though. I don’t want a mother fucking RFID chip on my DVD. iTunes selling videos online, but you can’t burn a fucking divx and watch it on your dvd player, because it won’t have a fucking RFID chip. So they decided to make a device to stream it to your tv for you.
I have nothing to add at this point….
yo suspect, get yo shit together. ps3 got NO fuckin grand theft auto. that’s right, didn’t you hear? GTA4 mothafuckin xbox360 EXCLUSIVE. ps3 ain’t got shit. besides, who the fuck wants to watch phantom of the opera on they mothafuckin $600 blu-ray player. cuz that’s about the only shit you find out on blu-ray now. so have fun with that, and yo imaginary ps3 GTA.
Where are pasty motherfuckers gettin’ that trippin’ bullshit from? GTA 4 is going to be on the PS3 as well as the Xbox 360. IGN says so, Gamespot says so, even Rockstar Games says so. Simultaneous launch, motherfucker,have you ever heard of it?
Yeah there’s gonna be exclusive shit for the 360 that ain’t on the PS3, but it’s probably shit that only hardcore GTA fans care about, like 12 new shirts or a different car or some bullshit like that.
It’s all fun and games till you bring 360 in it. Simmer down, fellas. The Wii may surprise you, like Gamecube surprised me. Stop dissin Zelda, cuz seriouslly Super Smash Brawl is gonna be fairly muthafuckin’ fun. I admit that controller looks a bit suspect, but all-in-all you have got to respect nintendo, they made a ton of monster shit that is still a classic ( paying homage to some gaming roots) and the PSP while it doesn’t play videos, is still a tight cop. It’s my favorite gadget for 2006.
xbox 360 is where it’s at my niggas…PS3 can lick deez mufuckin nuts!
blu-ray is all fucked up and those sleepyheads keep pushin the release date back. Plus, I can play those Kobe Tai flick on the 360 in HD…
ya feel me?
I played a video game once
I had Mario jumping at the dragon thingy, but I never got him.
It was a few years back.
Imma cop me a 360 and a PS3, fuck them console wars n’ shit. Nintendo can eat a big fat dick.
All ya niggas is being stupid and need to stop wasting space on my motherfucking post with all dis bullshit, read what I wrote and follow dat shit niggas, mike nyce will lead ya bitches to the motherfucking technology paradise with 70 ipods you can stick yo dicks in. NIGGAS.
RSS FEED, NIGGA!!
http://www.niggaknow.com/atom.xml
Oh snap!
glad to see Blogger fixed this shit..now I can post under my damn name…be sure to check out my pic and cop one of these “accomodators”….your lady friend will thank you!
That Atom the shits
They way they pricin the PS3 is gonna make the crim rate go up if ya know what I mean. The 360 is the game console that surprized me the most, at first I thought they were gonna pull a Dreamcast all over this motherfucker and just bomb-out when the advanced hardware hits. As it turns out the PS3 is havin all sorts of trouble (makin me sad ‘cuz I love my PS2).
I actually got some hope for the Wii. I ain’t gonna buy one for myself, but I might get one, y’know, for my lady. She into Mario and shit.
I gonna stick with PC games for a long time, til they give us some hologram console shit or somethin to make it worth my while. Lookin forward to the new GTA though, that’ll be a sight.
I’m stickin’ to my gunz on the Wii and the 360. People hated on Microsoft, but even die hard critics can’t fault 360 ( besides that whole crashing thing).
I wanna add that if Microsoft does come right out and say “We marketin the Zune to niggas” I’ma go out and buy one just to give props to Bill Gates’ giant fucking balls.
I got me an iPod now (black of course) but that shit’s goin up for target practice if Bill just says that phrase. Ball’s in your court Microsoft, you gonna man-up and give the black market some recognition?
dam dawg u need ta be updatin dem shit mos ofen. an dam dawg did you say u gots dat 151 suroun sond sistem i bet dat pump owt da 50 cent fo sur. tha wurld needs mo niggas repezentin owr rac lik you an me. u rool dawg fo seriesus
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Sony hates you.
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Fuck that Sony shit.