Rick Perry Delivering a speech - we edited this shit thoWhen he don’t have his hand on the throw switch on one of them electric chairs, the Governor of Texas has got his eye on that technology - for real. Apparently, this motherfucker has a plan to keep the public in charge of the borders using a toll-free hotline and thousands of high-defff web cams on the Mexican border. This plan is putting the burden of the sweep (Surveillance, my white motherfuckers. Surveillance!) on any motherfucker that wants to sit and wait for they landscaper’s cousin to make a mad dash for low-cash.

I ain’t gonna lie. This shit is gonna be fucking HILARIOUS. I mean, its almost like a version of COPS that my people can watch without gettin the urge to choke a white bitch. I gotta admit that I might be spending hours a day watching that shit, waiting for a motherfucker on a burro work out a way to get his children and chickens and shit into America… but who knows when the fuck this shit is gonna be live.

Mexican at the border waiting to get clipped!Theres no firm details on how many cameras, but this nigga is guessing that they gonna have thousands. If they gonna have a 6 camera shoot for them wrinkled up Sex and the City bitches, then they gonna have 6 thousand of the motherfuckers aimed at them refugee niggas. How ever this gotta work, it is what it is. I can’t hate a white motherfucker that’s gonna be bringing that REAL entertainment with some real technology, but if they opening up the sweep at them Korean groceries to the public, then Imma be a steamed ass nigga with my spot all blown up on the 3dub (WWW, motherfuckers), but until then… pull up a goddamn cot, grab a motherfucking snack, and camp out in front of your internets wearing your motherfucking draws like its Saturday morning cartoons.

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