hot new jackBefore you niggas get on my dick about putting up another post about them jacks, lemme tell you bitch niggas that this Samsung SCH-A990 grip aint like nothing you ever seen, and for real nigga, dont be acting like you making mad paper and tell me that $350 for this piece ain’t really a bargain. You like Tony Yayo talking bout getting paid like a motherfucker but you living in a one bedroom condo in Queens with them Sopranos extras and garbage men and you still got 24 years on ya mortgage. YOU BROKE NIGGA.

Any fucking way, what make this product tough is that it THREE in ONE. Lemme start off by asking you niggas this question: how many of you got a digital camera? No, not white myspace motherfuckera goddamn camera phone, but a real motherfucking digital ass camera that you PURCHASED legitimately with your OWN paper and that a white motherfucker named Todd isn’t missing? “Ay FUCK you, nigga,” you may retort, “I look gay to you?” EXACTLY, motherfucker. I aint never seen a nigga on the block gripping some digital camera so he can take pictures of his mens in pink popped collars flipping them peace signs so he can post them gay ass pictures of his adventures in the big minority-filled New York City on Flickr so his dudes back in Whitesville, West Virginia, can think he hard and urban for being in some hot and homo Brooklyn “nabe,” or a nigga standing in front of a mirror with his hair over his right eye, tryna look as gay as motherfucking possible for his mySpace. (Don’t believe me motherfucker? do a search for a nigga named Tyrone or Jamaal on mySpace and like only three of them motherfuckers is black and all three them niggas not holding the camera at no gay ass angle or standing in a mirror or wearing eye shadow, nah mean) Maybe them college age niggas do, but the realest niggas aint using them digital cameras to capture they likeness; they got that shit covered by them security cameras at the bodega.

niggas use them cameraphonesBut this Samsung grip is 3.2 megapixels, nigga! And it in a phone! The fuck you need more than 3 megapixels - whatever the fuck a megapixel is - anyways, unless you some white 23 year old art student named Brian? You can snap them digitals or take AN HOUR OF VIDEO of whatever the fuck you want - you and some Puerto Rican bitch knocking them knees without that rubber, some crazy young Harlem niggas fucking up NYU students, whatever, nigga, without ya mens thinking “man I bet this gay nigga gone go home to the lower east side, upload them photos to his mySpace that shit gayoff that digital camera over a plate of walnut tofu, then paint a picture.” You can then hook this shit up to ya flat screen and get the boning with Maria Ruiz up on the HD. Or you can edit them photos and share them shits with a nigga uptown so a nigga can know what make color and model of whip to run up on when it hit they block . Or you can print them pics wirelessly. BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO unless you want them images of your dick popping outta every printer in some Whitemanhattan Kinkos for ennatainment, nah mean. This shit overwhelming!!!!

And if them functions ain’t enough for you, and you a suit wearing greasy motherfucking Manhattan corporate Pochahontas raping white motherfucker, get this: you can scan business cards on this motherfucker. Like you niggas need that. And a piece of paper with a nigga name who you know moving that yayo and a Marcy Houses apartment ain’t no business card.

trade business cards and them kobe tai pics

What about the other two functions? Take a motherfucking guess, you retarded Lil’ Wayne looking motherfucker. One: it makes calls. It works with that Bluetooth bullshit too. And you can do some of that high speed networking… so you can download them hot tracks by that young nigga JR Writer… or maybe when you bored on the elevated you can get at them photos of KOBE TAI you been looking for.

Be easy my niggas.

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