Comments on: Another motherfucking Jack: Samsung SCH-A990

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:12:00 +0000

I hear you on that MySpace shit with them gay white motherfuckers takin they picture at some gay ass angle wif the camera at some communist angle and motherfucking faggotass EYE SHADOW. That shit is mad motherfucking gay, knaamean/naa mean/nah mean?

This post has got it on lock.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:13:00 +0000

man what the fuck is good with this site? dont tell this nigga he fucked shit up again..

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:15:00 +0000

ey my bad… technical difficulties nah mean. anyways i was gonna throw up more of them pics but this nigga all outta time you dig

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:25:00 +0000

I’d help out, but Woozie ain’t old enough to see the kind of pics I like to post.

By: Ayman

Ayman — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:26:00 +0000

Ain’t that some muthafucking shits!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:28:00 +0000

I already seen them Gadfly, that electro-stimulation shit is some crazy shit!

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:38:00 +0000

listen - i put up a pic of that sleepy bitch kobe tai that was only PG rated cuz i know that there could be motherfucking kids browsing the innanet that shouldn’t be exposed to anything motherfucking obscene, you dig

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:50:00 +0000

This a excellent motherfucking post, New Yorker. I’m needing me one of them jacks.

By the way, a megapixel is a million motherfucking pixels and a motherfucking pixel is a little dot on the CCD that say “some motherfucking light hit me, and that shit was purple.”

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:59:00 +0000

aite - so there 3 million pixels on that little screen? in a motherfucking phone - goddamn son im pushing the right product, nah mean?

P.S. a little update - threw up another picture cuz that text be getting mad tedious

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 23:41:00 +0000

A motherfucking announcement from a nigga that's speakin for all the 15 year old niggas in the house:

You know why Kobe Tai is one of the top 50k searches on the internets? Cause 15 year olds is some horny motherfuckers, I can guarantee you that half of them searches is from 15 year old niggas sittin at home playin wit they shit when they should be doin that fucking math homework! Hell, I know some niggas that found Skinemax at nine. Nine, nigga NINE!

Granted, Skinemax is certainly not very entertaining, or very erotic pornography at that, but it is still very enticing to the mind of a yound child who has not found the PornoTube yet.

Sorry, a white motherfucker got inna my brain for a second there. I had to throw that nigga to the curb, feel me?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:51:00 +0000

young nigga woozie aint nothing wrong with expressing yaself, you dig, and i dont just mean by doing what you do when you looking up them kobe tai pics… nigga when i was 10 years old i wasnt just reading them pornos, i was drawing them shits and selling them to curious little niggas for they lunch money… this is no motherfucking joke, mayn i was hustling them homemades before i could even get it up. turns out im a good artist and all that, but maybe it means i should get into that skin game

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:54:00 +0000

Starring Kobe Tai, of course.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:05:00 +0000

TLRNY.. that shit is straight blazing. Fuck them white motherfuckers using they Ansel Adams shit to scrape them images down to they motherfucking desktops.

By: mutoni

mutoni — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:20:00 +0000

ridiculous site. in a good way, of course.

By: Virgle Kent

Virgle Kent — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:51:00 +0000

Yo son I fucks with the Nokia only but you might want to check out this janx droppin soon. Also with a 3.2 megapixal camera. Nokia N73

http://www.nokia.com/nseries/index.html?lang=en&country=US#product,n73

By: Butchieboy

Butchieboy — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:51:00 +0000

Swell site, fellas!

By: Dotsson

Dotsson — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:52:00 +0000

Excuse me for being out of the loop… But I don’t get it why you guys keep talking about Kobe Tai???
What’s the big fucking deal about some asian porn star???
This isn’t “Oriental Know Technology” now is it???
I think chicks like Lacey Duvalle or Heather Hunter are a million times better than Kobe Tai…

By: redsled

redsled — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:20:00 +0000

Why don’t they make a phone that also works as a remote-control for the TV?

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 15:00:00 +0000

dotsson:

my nigga the real new yorker love that sleepyheaded bitches work. he got his taste i got my own shit.. although that bitch is like a motherfucking acrobat on the flying dick trapeeze

By: H8TORADE

H8TORADE — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 15:20:00 +0000

anything that lets me snap pictures of breezies in different positions and Kobe Tai? I’m down with that…

ya feel me?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:17:00 +0000

man how come i dont get no dumb motherfuckers coming on this shit like redsled saying all kind of bullshit

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 18:10:00 +0000

spoke too soon nah mean.. listen motherfuckers if i knew a dominican or jamaican pornstar id be all up on that shit, id have her blown up all over the screen but nigga i cant find one!

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 18:31:00 +0000

TLRNY:

tell me you aint no porn rookie and haven’t peeped that B.A.L Honeys joint on the bangbros sites??

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 18:55:00 +0000

eddie: they small time… im looking for a bitch that iconic nah mean. like brittney skye or tera patrick

By: True Redneck

True Redneck — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:12:00 +0000

i can’t understand what a one of you are saying. is this some kind of black thing? where’s my bucket of chicken if so?

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:22:00 +0000

Yeah, there really ain’t a memorable sister in any porno I’ve seen lately. Although, if there is one, the breezie that come through my site sometime name “Joan” — she’ll fucking know. She know some shit about motherfucking porn.

By the way, something been fucking with me. NKT has a million instances of the word “fuck” and there’s regular discussion of porn star butt sex — but we gotta cover up them Kobe Tai nipples so we don’t offend motherfuckers. What up with that?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:28:00 +0000

eyo i didnt do NO censoring… i snatched that image off tha innanets using google but I had to turn on that moderate safesearch for obvious reasons nah mean… as soon as i get my shit hooked up to the web at my house then shit gone really hit another level you dig

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:32:00 +0000

motherfucker how you gonna slight a pornstar bitch like CRAVE.. i mean she was on that classic show FAMILY MATTERS..

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:32:00 +0000

Dotssun: That Lacey Duvalle is mad hot. I gotta give you that.

Wow, I just realized how cool that is. A guy in Saudi knows more about porn than I do. Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:42:00 +0000

gadfly:
my nigga if anyone needs more porn it them arab motherfuckers in the middle east then maybe theyd drop they rocket launchers drop they draws and do they thing and be easy for a goddamn minute

eddie ed: ey no disrespect to crave, you dig, but for real she only did like two flicks then she found jesus or some bullshit

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:49:00 +0000

Findin Jesus is for faggots, sailors, communists and the French.

By: Ayman

Ayman — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:53:00 +0000

Oh Snap!

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 23:47:00 +0000

eyo eyo you niggas GOT to peep this shit:

http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=2029

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:38:00 +0000

Funniest thing here? I seen a black man with a digital camera. I fuckin went to the store to help him pick it out! He knew I owned one (Yeah, art student. No, I don’t take my own motherfuckin picture in a goddamn mirror. The fuck is wrong with those MySpace people?) and he didn’t know nobody else that could stop “Jerry” or “Brandon” at Circut City from rippin him off.

Dude woulda been much better off with this Samsung jack, it cost the same as his camera and it’s a motherfuckin PHONE. His phone is some throwaway Nokia bullshit that don’t get signal and he dont even know how to use the goddamn voicemail. I should turn him over to NKT cuz he hurtin in the tech-savy department.

By: Dotsson

Dotsson — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:17:00 +0000

Gadfly:
I live in a country where women are covered from HEAD TO TOE in black when they go out.
Males and females in most places are strictly segregated!
There are no clubs or alcohol and drugs and if you get caught with alcohol or drugs you get your head chopped off. Heck I have to pay the equivalent of $240 just to get my favorite brand of vodka: Absolut!!

So tell me if you lived in a place like this wouldn't you have the whole encyclopedia pornographia memorized???

By: ActionMuthaFuckinJackson

ActionMuthaFuckinJackson — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 13:44:00 +0000

Mane, a nigga jus came from da middle east. This fuckin navy life ainno joke! But i digress, Dottson, i seen that black cloak shit, but them bitches be havin some enticin eyes! and when they aint covered da fuck up, them bitches is bad! As for drikin an shit, a nigga only 19 an i couldn get in some places (we was in dubai) but my niggas tole me ther was a grip o sleepyhead ass hoes! But since i been out, all i seen is sleepyhead ass hoes! See, inda *A* an erywhere else in da US, azn mufuckas is at fuckin genius status, but erywher else they suckin dat dick for dat american dolla. Get at me

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:13:00 +0000

New Yorker: That shit so fucked up, I ... I uh ... I don't wanna see none a that shit no more. That shit's gonna give me motherfucking nightmares.

Dotsson: I see your point. Damn.

I would suggest homebrewed beer, but I suspect that hops are difficult to come by over there. But the women thing is the main issue.

Might as well slap in a DVD and find out what Aria is up to in this scene.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 14:19:00 +0000

eyo dottson you need to come to the states, my nigga… girls dont wear nothing during the summer time maynnn…. you can prolly even get dome (get ya dick sucked if you dont know) in the middle of the street at 1 PM and only get a fine of a hunned bucks, nah mean. ey nigga if you arab there plenty of room for you in nyc. pop in

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 15:02:00 +0000

TLRNY:

i think that nigga dotsson should cop one of them nigga know shirts for when the motherfucker make the trip out to the states.. they mad strict out there tho and he crazy raw too.. i mean the motherfucker said they gonna cut a nigga head off if they cop that alcohol and here he is poppin off the top on that absolut

By: Woozie

Woozie — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 15:47:00 +0000

dotsson’s got balls.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 15:52:00 +0000

damn… another white bitch dead in nyc. when they gonna learn this aint colorado no more

By: DJNewStyle

DJNewStyle — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:13:00 +0000

nice update. the people over at alldumb.com have added it:

check it out and comment!

keep up the good work, "the last real new yorker".

By: Dotsson

Dotsson — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:24:00 +0000

At first when I came here… it was a nightmare. There was nothing to do. But as the years passed, I discovered this whole underground scene which is pretty cool.
And yes, Arabian women are the hottest. There is no comparision. Man the way their bodies curve and those eyes… it is just so fucking orgasmic.
But again all these “fun things” come at a price since they are all illegal. You have to loads of reliable connections to hook you up with underground parties, which will not be raided or hook you up with drugs that won’t be laced with something else or connections that can at least get your ass out of jail when you do get in trouble.
There are risks but I guess that is what makes living here “fun”.

Oh BTW… we don’t have to pay any taxes on ANYTHING here. Man I keep every single fucking penny I make. And guess how much gas costs here???
60 cents a gallon!!!!
So there are ups and downs…

Big Eddie Ed: The shirts don’t sound too bad but you should make little online badges so people can put them up on their websites… like a Nigga Know Technology Logo or something…

By: Woozie

Woozie — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:35:00 +0000

I saw one of those NKT logos somewhere, I can’t remember where though. All that watermelon fries the brain.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:35:00 +0000

yo imma need to up the quality of them images… spend a little more time nah mean

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:05:00 +0000

dotsson:

we got a few shits you could pop on your website:

Small Motherfucking Button

Standard Ass Banner

Shrunken down bumpersticker

If you use these motherfuckers copy them and download them your damn self.. don't hotlink those shits nah mean??

also, shouts out to that nigga djnewstyle for bringing that graphics design shit to the nkt forefront!!

By: DJNewStyle

DJNewStyle — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:19:00 +0000

hey… i’ve added this update to digg.. let’s see if we can get it on the front page. Good work guys..

big eddie ed, thanks for the props.. more t-shirts on the way.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 20:45:00 +0000

Woozie! Stop that stereotypology and shit! I ain’t had watermelon in five - six motherfucking years. You perpeturating The Man’s bullshit your own self!

Now you got me upset. I gotta go smoke a rock and get myself together.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:24:00 +0000

Watermelon is good for you nigga. Good for your cardiovascularly ststems, and good for the ladies…

By: Black Jesus

Black Jesus — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:48:00 +0000

I can vouch for that last point. My wife eats a lot of watermelon. Yes. I have a wife. Can you guess her name?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 22:49:00 +0000

young niggas do whatever the hell make you happy nah mean just dont skateboard, dont wear abercrombie and fitch or no shell necklaces and dont do no surfing, and dont drive no volkswagens

By: Black Jesus

Black Jesus — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:08:00 +0000

Skateboarding shrinks the testicles, my children.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:07:00 +0000

Not even them beat-up VW joints? I hope you’re not excludin the niggas with the psychodelic VW Busses and Beetles. It takes dedication ta keep the ‘fro long and the hair firmly in da 70s.

I’m just jokin wit ‘cha. I don’t know no soul-brothas anyhow. Knew a nigga that (swear ta God) looked like Jimmi fuckin Hendrix in college. Took ‘History of African Art’ together. Easiest class I ever fuckin took, and it comes highly reccomended fo meetin them white and asian breezies that are lookin for a bit o chocolate.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:28:00 +0000

holla back

By: True Redneck

True Redneck — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:42:00 +0000

probably shanekwa

By: djkibblesnbits

djkibblesnbits — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:42:00 +0000

Ayoo, homie, I’m feelin’ this entire blog. This shit got me laughin’ nonstop everytime I load it up, but yo, I gotta ask, though; what’s really good with the RSS feed? I try and subscribe to it, but it keeps on loading your old posts from when I guess you had the site up on Blogspot. The most recent post you have on RSS is your story on that Blue Hippo joint.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:25:00 +0000

That RSS feed is actin’ like a retarded white motherfucker…some HTML savvy nigga needs to fix that shit.

Just givin’ support to any niggas here that need it. Yeah.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:53:00 +0000

That a great thing to know, Woozie. Tonight when I’m in the club watching the breezies dance. Gonna have my leather pants and my bling. And I’m going to slice up a watermelon on one of them little round club tables. When the breezies see me eating all that melon — they going to be lining up for a chance to swallow my load.

By: Zo

Zo — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:13:00 +0000

Stay strong my young black leaders! Your time will come.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:18:00 +0000

You said come…

By: Zo

Zo — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:32:00 +0000

They maintain a constant fight against their white opressors to help insure the freedom for all muslims.

I also maintain a battle that I will be taking to Washignton. I will be making tv history my black brotha’s!

By: Ayman

Ayman — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:49:00 +0000

What channel? Location Location Location…… That will be the key to your mission Zo……

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:52:00 +0000

As long as you don’t steal that Operation Black Steel shit from me, it’s all good Zo.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 15:11:00 +0000

You gotta pull some crazy shit ta make TV history Zo. Already in my life I seen thousands of people blown up on TV, seen Janet Jackson’s titty “accidently” bust out and I seen The Boondocks get made into a cartoon that says the word ‘nigga’ like every six seconds.

You gonna have profanity, explosions and titties on your “TV history?” Let us know what the game plan is, in case we busy that day and gotta Tivo it (or use a tape-deck like some broke-ass motherfucker).

By: Zo

Zo — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:09:00 +0000

I am a hardcore nigga from the south!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 00:11:00 +0000

Yeah you like takin that hard dick in your cornhole, nah mean?

It's all good though.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:01:00 +0000

fuck all u blacks ass niggers.white power

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:42:00 +0000

You niggers are fucking ignorant.Stop sponging off the government and get a job.You non tax paying boot lip kinky haired blue gumed silver backed moon crickets.If it wasnt for THE WHITE MAN you idiots would still be throwing spears and living n grass huts speaking in clicks with a bone in your nose and a big ass plate in your lip.