FUCK BLUETOOTHI was planning on dropping articles about my favorite shit, bluetooth headsets, but when I was done writing that shit I was running up on some problems. Since this site is like motherfucking FUBU on the technological front, I needed some pictures of some bluetooth headsets being worn by our people. Apparently, white motherfuckers think that they gonna sell more bluetooths if they show the motherfuckers being used by anyone but black people. You can’t find a picture of a nigga with some bluetooths. All day Google giving you nothing but sleepyheaded motherfuckers (shouts to my nigga Bokeem Woodbine), white motherfuckers, and motherfuckers that are black if they happen to move to Vermont or some other place where the brownest thing they ever seen was maple syrup on pancakes.

Here’s a sampling of the pictures thrown up from Google:

WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS

This is how they want they products sold. Shown on white people, sold to other white motherfuckers. Take a look at the images of my disgust:

Red-headed white girl with bluetooth headsetSloppy white motherfucker with bluetooth headsetFine ass white bitch with bluetooth headset

WHITE TRICKERY

Once white owned companies realize that they need to move product out side of the suburbans, they try to get blacker and blacker - but they still refusing to get black with technology.

Dark skinned asian bitch with bluetooth headsetKumar got a motherfuckin bluetooth headsetThats a motherfucking arab with a bluetooth headset

THE ONLY PICTURE OF A BLACK MAN WITH A HEADSET

Black man with a rubberband around his head and cellphone

They think this is the only way a black man is gonna use a cellphone hands free. A motherfucking rubber band around you head. That’s what the fuck the white man wants in your mind. Nigga bluetooth. Boycott bluetooth headsets.

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