View that motherfucking Blue Hippo!When you buyin you next computer you need to keep it real and stay true to our people. Dell ain’t shown me that they out for me yet so they not gonna see dime motherfucking one from this nigga. I mean they got a monthly pay plan but thats not serious enough for me. I needed to find a computer outfit that got a appreciation for some niggas that are down with that technology.

The main thing is that the company gotta keep it real. They gotta prove to me that they not just down for them white miles davis starbucks niggas, they gotta show me that they down for the rawest of the raw… and BLUE HIPPO GOT ALL THAT IN MOTHERFUCKING SPADES SON! Drop those niggas a visit and tell me what you see right off the bat.

Check out this professional shit I threw at yal niggas to show you what the fuck I saw:

See how motherfucking much they keepin it real
NO WHITE PEOPLE IN THEY ADS! They got that technology, some black bitches, and a big motherfuckin NO CREDIT CHECK circle slash on the front page. That shit gonna make mad niggas wanna buy they computers and thats how the fuck you keep it real.

The most important shit is they got that GUARANTEED APPROVAL wit that NO CREDIT CHECK. That some clutch shit for my niggas carryin they balances and ridin the final notice train. That means that all those people you know that gotta use the internets at the library can get themself a computer and become readers of the shit we bloggin ass niggas pumpin out. Now all they need is the internets access, and you could get that shit on the cheap at people pc. No one keeps it real like that people pc. They been dedicated to niggas exclusively since like 1992 when they had that commercial during Moesha wit that little nigga in a suit.

For those that don’t remember:

That little nigga from People PC

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