Bombs Over Paypal
Last night, while you was taking your kids out to them rich white neighborhoods for some candy that ain’t laced with the Government’s poison, there was some major motherfucking technology news.
Apparently, some motherfuckers up and bombed on those shifty niggas at Paypal - and when I say bombed, I mean with actual motherfucking explosives and not those aggressive beats and lyrics you might find in a certain unreleased diss track by your boy Jay-Z (Retirement’s over niggas. SAY WORD!).
Any damn way, a motherfucking bomb exploded outside that PayPal headquarters and ain’t shit else broke, but a motherfucking plate glass window. No motherfucking injuries. No fainting passed out bitch made motherfuckers. Just a motherfucking popped plate glass window.
So whoever did this done fucked up for real. I mean, if you gonna blow shit the fuck up, you gotta do better than cracking some glass and costing a few white motherfucking bankers they lunch breaks. What kind of motherfucker could have done this shit?
NONE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING ABOVE. If someone gone get heated enough to bomb some shit, there’s only one kind of motherfucker that gone get that way cause they unhappy with a motherfucking web site. So who could it be?
WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS. Who the fuck else? If you wanna find the motherfucker that done this, you gonna have to comb that motherfucking list of all NASCAR Dinner Plate / Used Panty auctions. White motherfuckers don’t know shit about crime, for real. One.
Your comments on aforesaid bombing have awakened the interest of our Great Leader, Al-Suspect-Khazowri, praise him and his Big Balls.
He has expressed an interest in extending an open hand of assistance to any member of the group you call White Motherfuckers. Though sexual intercourse with parents is frowned upon in our organization, we will disregard any ideological differences in attaining our common goal of bombing Rich American Bastards.
Our Great Leader has noticed that this group, White Motherfuckers, is not very comfortable where the procurement and deployment of Weapons of Mass Crapulence are concerned, and hence, would like to help them out.
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The Secretary to the Great Leader
eyo this dumb funny but be easy with that talk about bombs. or the federalis is gonna be eyeing this site like a turban at the vatican
Fuck a Paypal!
White motherfuckers don’t know shit about crime, for real.
Unless of course you count fraud, bankruptcy fraud, bribery, insider trading, embezzlement, computer crime, medical crime, public corruption, identity theft, environmental crime, pension fund crime, consumer fraud, occupational crime, securities fraud, financial fraud, and forgery.
Whitey got those motherfuckers sewn up hard.
omar:
that shit ain’t crime. that’s just white people fucking other white people.. watchin that shit happen is like watching a motherfucking sitcom with my nigga Sherman Helmsley (AMEN, nigga).
Loooooooooooool. Eddie you are too much. You make a very good point… lol.
White col-ar crime is where its at, fuck jackin them whips and slingin them rocks.
Nigga in a purple suit get 25 years for pimpin’, but white motherfucker in a pinstripe suit get 6 months for $20 billion in stock fraud.
woozie tellin the truth and you know it hurts, niggas.
Gotta be some angry-ass bitch white motherfucker wit a grudge on. Nigga go all the motherfucking way to PayPal office, he looking to pimp slap a motherfucker.
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Fuck Paypal taking 20% of my sales and shit….how is a nigga suppose to eat that steak and scrimp??
ya feel me?
You know that if it was an angry Arab, Paypal’s office would have been blown up RIGHT. But Arabs don’t sweat stupid shit like how to pay for fake Nikes on ebay.
These honky devils should stick to the crimes they know best:
Raping children
Hacking computers
Beatin up niggas and beaners
Committin bank fraud
and
Kidnappin
Makin a bomb to blow up a place? Paypal ain’t the problem nigga, problem is you been buyin too many first-edition comic-books on eBay you pasty-assed motherfucker!
Why this dumb fucker gotta pretend he on his own personal Jihad on Paypal? This nigga got a credit problem or somethin?
I promise you guys are ridiculous. I leave for like a week and some change and I come back to this! Clearly it wasn’t the Arabs, cuz as stated perviously it would be cinders and PayPal memeorial, but the real culprit, the middle aged white man still iving in ma’s basement is reading this pretty muthafuckin’ mad. His plot wasn’t very original nor very effective, and now Pay Pal is gonna go up another few percents to cover that deductible they have to shell out to get that damned window fixed.
hahaha you said white motherfuckers dont know shit about crime… how about the italian mafia, yep, europeans. you ever see white people on the corner slangin shit? NO because thats fucking stupid, of course u gonna get locked up.