Cambodia vs. Them 3G Jacks
The Prime Minister of Cambodia, Hun Sen, decided that none of yal cambodians are gonna be allowed to cop them 3G (third generation, you clueless ass white motherfucker) Jacks after his wife yapped in her niggas ear cause the bitch received videos and still snaps of them hoes gettin smashed raw.
Now you know that Southeast Asia ain’t got no motherfucking issue with no porno. They got gameshows where a Tiger can fuck a bitch on a parade float so her man could grip them cash prizes. They ain’t strangers to none of that material. This whole shit is a classic case of just trying to shut your motherfucking bitch up for a hot minute.
You trying to run a third world war torn country and now you gotta rise up and tell your people that they gotta lose them dreams of modern convenience. I mean, these motherfuckers is chompin at the bit to get indoor plumbing and a library that don’t explode every third tuesday, but it still gotta hurt to know you can’t send them texts and sneak upskirt snaps to you mens. Its gotta be tough to do, but when you got a complaining ass sleepyhead bitch laying that shit out on you, its worth it. Motherfucker, I’d come up against a gaggle of warlords to shut a chink bitch up for a day and a half.
Check that original article, then get your motherfucking ass back on this site and holla at a tech savvy nigga.
Those Japaniggas got game shows where they got the kangaroo fucking the japanese businessman covered in mayonnaise-WORKSE! Google that shit.
I wonder if that stuff airs primetime over there?
What does niggaknow suggest I do with a motherfuckin’ white supremacist that be all up in my shit? I can’t roll on him, don’t got the guns or the necessary amount of niggas to do it.
woozie:
my nigga, all you gotta do is holla at ya boy. motherfucker, tell me what a nigga gotta get done.
Okay, im’a need about 15 pounds of C4, about 300 angry gangsta niggas with AK’s, and some of that artillery, feel me?
Okay, im’a need about 15 pounds of C4, about 300 angry gangsta niggas with AK’s, and some of that artillery, feel me?
See, this is why we’ll never win in the motherfucking Middle East. These motherfucking conversations be happening on the streets and in the cafes of Baghdad and Kandahar on the daily. With motherfucking results!
woozie:
nigga, you trippin. we about verbally and lyrically beatin down niggas. if it come to it tho, i’ll kick a nigga ass, but that kinda shit is for them sandy niggas. fuck that son.
I’ll knock the bottom out of cambodian women - they’ll do anything for a bucket of chicken! ya feel me?
h8torade:
no doubt, but the minute them sleepyhead bitches get a motherfucking opinion and they be yappin, i gotta be out on that.
sleepyheads should be embracing technology. that way they can keep track of niggas in they corner stores with all kinds of high tech motion detecting nigga trackers and all that, you dig
scientology
thelastrealnewyorker:
fuck them sweepin ass sleepyheads. if i’m gonna cop them snackfood stuffs, i’m gonna cop em on the free. them niggas can install all the sweepcams and motionsensors they want. im gonna have my motherfucking cheese doodles.
that scientistology shit got me suspicious as all motherfucking GET OUT!!! That nigga Tom Cruise gotta be out his mind.
I loves me some buckets of chicken
Yes indeed
Sometimes it is incumbent upon a gentleman to bow to the wishes of his spouse so as to achieve a measure of domestic tranquility.
You sir, are quite the astute observationalist … nigga.
;o)
thelastrealnewyorker-
Link that scientology shit up on your blog. We gots to googlebomb the fuck out of them fools to make that shit the #1 search result for scientology!
Oh, and Big Eddie Ed, you’re sounding a little reluctant to bring the pain to those KKK bitches, are you hidin’ something?
for real. imma put that shit up but nobody reads my blog… yet.
I read that shit about gentrification, that shit was funny.
woozie:
motherfucker, listen. I can’t be up here issuing motherfucking artillery. nigga i hit em up in my own motherfuckin fashion.
Okay then, lesson-fuckin-learned. I wonder if ayman there can get me artillery?
I can hook it up. I’m running a special right now…. 50% off playa.
ayman, you still got that 50% off shit? cause i be runnin out of ammo a lot
and for this fucking cambodian shit. i say, let the motherfuckin people have them 3g jacks, they deserve something other than having shit on they face all the fucking time.
“they deserve something other than having shit on they face all the fucking time.”
Agent Orange?
agent orange? what the fuck, im not talking about that herbicide defoliant shit that the fucking government made for the Vietnam War
i mean they be working hard just to eat and drink shit all the fucking time
Agent Orange wasn’t no herbicide or anything like that. It was a delicious, Orange-flavored soft drink commonly enjoyed by U.S. Servicemen and Vietnamese civilians. It came in a can, and commonly caused Cancer.
well the Agent Orange i read about caused cancer too, but it was apart of the Herbicidal Warfare program during the Vietnam War
i got that info from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Orange
I got my info from:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com
/index.php/Agent_Orange
ED (not that ED) is much more reliable than Wikipedia, I’m SURE of that shit!
that shit dont even look real, it looks like a copy of Wikipedia
and it only has 3,000 articles? that bullshit
It’s just one of those Wikipedia spoofs, the info’s only purpose is as a joke. They also have a strange infatuation with goatse.
i figured that much, but the goatse thing, i didnt know and didnt need to know.
All I wonder about Goatse is who took that damn picture.
Hell gggggggggyeeeaahh I’m running the special. Nigga gots them bombs , guns, RPG’s, TNT, and 4 slighty used 1981 Toyota pick-ups.
Get’em while they are hot son!
Holla.