Cars, Trains, Planes, and Bikes.. FUCK a SEGWAY
Segway only wants white people to buy they products. Thats real. Check out these suspect ass images straight from the official segway site. Note that I added my own commentary on the motherfuckers:
That’s why a black man has to stick to the classical transportations: cars, trains, planes, and motherfucking bikes. FUCK A SEGWAY.
Besides, segways is for the motherfuckin five-oh any damn how. They market that shit for the government and the police. Notice again my fine-ass comments:
But if the segways is supposed to be for white folk, why they trying to run up on these, selling “pimp my segway” accessories? It came to my attention that they was selling SPINNERS for these faggot nerd bikes.
Now that nobody buyin these faggot scooters they trying to twist a niggas arm into gettin these things by adding spinners! You know a nigga can’t resist the ability to put spinners on anything, but I be DAMNED if any self respecting black mans is ever gonna be seen on the great white nerd chariots. Take your ass to bed white people. FUCK A SEGWAY.
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You are one sorry man. You are the reason that there is still racisim in this country…I am a black woman and I see how people react, but people like you are just fueling the flames, trying to keep getting as much as you can because of the color of your skin. Google probably didn’t hire you because you can’t write proper english, and you’re full of hate. We have fought for years to get as far as we have, and have years to go, more because of people like you. YES, SOME people are racist towards us. But you seem to be one hundred times more racist than any white person I have ever encountered. Grow up, get a job, and perhaps take a English class or two. You disgust me.
Best.Blog.Ever.
fo sho homie!
jazzmina:
you need to get your ass off that podium. Nobody give a shit what a bitch think any damn way.
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It is that policeman’s god-damned right to get his sandwich on. Quit hatin.
damn the man jazzmina!
I just linked you up on my page Big Eddie Ed….
don’t h8!
donth8.blogspot.com
I find it sad thatsuch creativity and skill is waisted on foolish rasism…
Jazzmina, Turbo, you niggas are hating. If this were a swamp, you two would be alli-haters. Too lazy to climb up on your soap box, so you took the elev-hater, downign that cold glass of hater-ade on the way up.
Alright, I got nothing, this blog’s hilarious though, get a sense of humor.
Like anyone would buy a segway anyway… so what difference does it make?
You betta reco’nize!
To Jazzmina (assuming that is truly how you spell it), here is a recap of what you typed, with the components in bold that were captured by Microsoft Word Spelling and Grammar check. Perhaps the English class should be for two? Case closed.
P.S. If you make it to the end of this post and still need assistance, come back and read this section again: racism, not racisim; English, not english; an English class, not a English class.
I would give you partial credit for the “write proper english” quote, since by itself it would be debatable. However, the remaining errors are not as easily overlooked for someone attempting to critique another’s use of the English language.
Someone with an English degree is more than welcome to pick my post apart, as I am merely a public high school and community college graduate.
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You are one sorry man. You are the reason that there is still racisim in this country…I am a black woman and I see how people react, but people like you are just fueling the flames, trying to keep getting as much as you can because of the color of your skin. Google probably didn’t hire you because you can’t write proper english, and you’re full of hate. We have fought for years to get as far as we have, and have years to go, more because of people like you. YES, SOME people are racist towards us. But you seem to be one hundred times more racist than any white person I have ever encountered. Grow up, get a job, and perhaps take a English class or two. You disgust me.
Hate to put you on Front Street, but Segways aren’t for white people, they’re for nerds. And don’t even act like there’s no nerds in the hood.
norrin rad:
motherfucker, you missed the point. of course they for nerds. segway is the one showin you that they for white people. they only have a nigga on the lookout next to one of the motherfuckers. white people are offroading and having fucking picnics. please note that this shit is just my interpretation of the motherfucking website. don’t get it twisted. one.
This is fuckin’ great. I love it. And he’s not racist, jazzmina. You communist.
segway’s suck!
I’d roll one of those mufucka’s!
And you all wonder why people still do not get along? It’s shit like this man. I deal with black people every-day, and it isn’t so bad. It’s a shame people like you want to keep the fire burning. You finally get it off your front lawn, but shit like this will only bring it back. Nice to know there is an advocate for everyting the world has to offer.
Quit hatin’ on my Segway. Time to hop on my nerd chariot, sittin’ on them 8″s , and get my slang on.
Shit was hilarious, that bitch is just hatin’.
I hope that fat ass cop (aka Jo Rolla) falls his round ass of that segway and chokes on his jelly fucking donut! Help a white boy out, why do you say “take yo ass to bed.” Dont get me wrong, it hilarious. And if you dont mind, I’m gonna say it to my boss tomorrow. When he’s yelling at me for sucking at my job, Im gonna be all like, “Take yo fat ass ta bed, mutha fucka!”
Segways are for half the motherfucking nerds who can’t walk straight they are for crippled ass white niggas
damn man u need to be a stand up comedy guy that shits funny
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