CES: Pocket PC’s Is Hot Shit?
We got the first post of the oh-Seven dedicated to a popular motherfucking theme at that CES shit I blew off so I could throw gwap at them bitch-made losing ass Giants: The Pocket PC. These shits is computers that motherfuckers keeping next to they keys that grimey niggas don’t even need when they decide your whip got parts for dollars. Oh yeah and before I continue, tip a little out for that eloquent nigga Tiki Barber and the career he used to have. Hope you happy doing that white man soft shoe shit on them McDonald’s commercials with your motherfucking Cosby ass smiling face.
Any damn way, Pocket PCs about to flood the market for real, but the shit I seen looking mad gay. They got this shit called the SX-GEN that supposed to be this bangin ass computer you could holla at them myspace breezies with, but the motherfucker look like a garage door opener and when you finally unfold this gigantic ass shit you need like 2 desks to even tell a nigga that you got to call him back because your brand new faggot ass Pocket PC is too big to unfold on the train.
Oh yeah, and this shit ain’t cheap neither. You gonna be laying out like $1,400 for this shit - and it ain’t even gonna replace that bitch-made jack you bought last year - it ain’t a jack, it ain’t pretty, and the shit ain’t slick neither. You see that screen? How the fuck you gonna have a 3 foot long keyboard and a screen smaller than that bitch made Zune?
This shit look like it was a motherfucking science project. I mean, look at the shit - ain’t nothing slick about it. There’s all these jagged ass screws, all the hinges look like they used to be on a motherfucking pet cage, and the fold out keyboard so thin that the sleepyheads that be buyin the motherfucker could use the shit as a motherfucking ninja star and lacerate niggas for weeks. That’s irresponsible technology my niggas. I mean, you got to anticipate sleepyhead aggression even though they always got the same uninterested bored ass expression on they faces - looking like they listening to weather forecasts on they brightly colored mp3 grips.
So before you niggas go off on that Pocket PC bandwagon, realize that the hype is driven by the white motherfuckers. White motherfuckers always think they got they hands on the next big thing - yet they still ain’t invented some shit to prevent they evil white ways. All they do is try to push some bulky ass shit that nobody give a fuck about so they stocks earn more nigga dollars.
Fuck a Pocket PC right now. You know I’m holdin out hope some sleepyheaded corporation like Samsung gonna roll out a jack that electrocute a white motherfucker whenever he decide to pop his collar and shout some Chappelle or Borat lines at a Applebees. I mean, a nigga can dream. Say word.
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Ed:
My fault, I messed up while posting your update. Won’t happen again.
I hope to god I don’t run into any fools with a pocket pc.
It will be hard not to kick their mutherfuckin’ ass, cause that shit is gay as hell.
Tiki Barber is a punk bitch…
yeah why have a mu’fuccin PC in yo pcoket when you can have a bigger shit aat home to play games and download more porn.
On the issue of the mu’fuca
TIKKI BARBER
I remember waking up one morning and seeing that nigga on ‘Fox and Friends’ on Fox News Channel and I was like oh shit! this dude done lost his mind. He was grinning the entire time just to look non-threatening and the white chick was lovin that ‘ish—that nigga was even smiling when he read some shit about a car chase and then he got all somber up when he saw that the shit was really a car chase.
I mean I understand niggas gotta get money and what nots but dang go on CNN or sum’in.
Fuckin’ pocket PCs look gay as shit. You know any motherfucker that has a Bluetooth’s lookin’ to swipe a pocket PC too. It’s like there’s some faggot contest for ‘which shit will make me look gayer on the bus ride to work?’.
Best post in a while.
And yeah if you think you need one of these you need to slow down and get a hooker or two.
Ed–
what the fuck you worried about what a white dude says at a goddamn applebee’s? That’s like me complaining about some urban slang shit at a harlem barbershop–you walk into a hornet’s nest, and you gonna hear some damn buzzin.
Ed go check out the new Apple iPhone. It is being launched in June.
Big Ed: I dropped the NKT a little love over at my place.
that shit is mad motherfucking gay no clowning HOMO. it like it aint 2007 it the 1980s when computers weighed 300 pounds and crack was first hitting and fucking up them sleepyheads artistic sense. eyo eddie ed i thought that picture with all them asians was real at first
I don’t even have a laptop yet. I’m not seein how my huge-ass hands are going to be able to hit those tiny keys either.
This Star-Trek shit ain’t for me. I don’t even know who it’s supposed to be for. Who needs this?
I laughed so hard at this one.
I can’t wait to read your review on the iPhone or whatever the hell they’re calling it.
It’s Jedi Princess…I’m too lazy to log in since blogspot went blog beta…but that’s hilarious. I told my boss to keep that damned blackberry after a week. They were expecting reports on demand with that tiny ass keyboard, wasn’t happening. This looks like its right on par…Back to Gears of War now, see you after the next few showdowns.
Funny shit.
To think my friends thought I was being overly racist when I told them about “sleepyhead” aggression. Sadly, the kids at VA tech didn’t see the signs…Maybe now people will be on the lookout for crazy fuckers and knockout some molars. If I see some crazy kid talkin about an imaginary girlfriend, and playin paparazzi takin pictures of my ass when im not lookin…that camera’s gonna make some dentist very rich.