Change the Color, Cure the Germ
Technology dropped by Big Eddie Ed on October 31st, 2006.
Now that they tryna cure that AIDS with some bitch-made ass red nanos, here’s a special motherfucking iPod you ain’t never gone see:
If you cop that imaginary non-existant shit-brown iPod nono, we gone donate $10 dollars to find a motherfucking cure for mud butt.
They’re using Chinese kids to make shit to help African kids. Bono’s not thinking about the whole problem. That dumbass.
I want some of that munny to buy me some Terrible Fish !!!!111!!oneoneone!!
I had me the mud butt once. I ain’t fittin to go to Juarez no mo.
Dirty ass. It is a plague for some……
How do you get a nigger to take a bath?
-Throw fried chicken in the tub
Why don\’t sharks eat niggers?
-They think it\’s whale shit
What\’s the difference between snow tires and niggers?
-Snow tires don\’t sing when you put chains on them
Why don\’t niggers take aspirin?
-They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
-A coon-dominium
What do you call a nigger on a bike?
-\”Nigger, come back here with my bike!\”
What\’s the difference between niggers and a bag of shit?
-The bag
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
-Nigger
A male and female nigger are in a car, who is driving?
-The cop
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
-He doesn\’t know he\’s black
What do sperm and niggers have in common?
-Only one in a million works
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
-To get out the taste of nigger
What\’s the difference between niggers and pit bulls?
-It\’s still legal to own pit bulls
What should you do if you run over a nigger?
-Get out and get your hubcap back
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
-Pour more gas on him
What do you call a nigger in a suit?
-The accused
How do niggers get out of paying bus fares?
-They stab each other and ride in ambulances
Why don\’t niggers have bank accounts?
-They can\’t spray paint their names on the checks
What\’s tattooed on the inside of every nigger\’s lips?
-Inflate to 45 PSI
How do you kill a nigger?
-Throw a quarter in the middle of the road
What does a nigger call first grade?
-The worst four years of his life
How long does a nigger stay in school?
-Until they run out of drugs
Why did Jesse Jackson lose the support of niggers?
-He said he would create more jobs if elected
Did you hear about the hard working nigger?
-Neither did I
Why do niggers cry around women?
-Pepper spray
What do you call five niggers in a garage?
-Old farm equipment
What do you call a nigger at Yale?
-Janitor
Why did the nigger cross the road?
-The warden told him to pick up the garbage over there too
Why do niggers have large dicks?
-Peter got confused when God told him to make sure they were hung well.
Why do white people shop at nigger yard sales?
-To get back their stuff
Why don\’t niggers work?
-Child support is an automatic deduction
Why do niggers shoot each other?
-They know there are only so many white people to pay for welfare
Why did so many niggers convert to Christianity?
-There\’s whole day where you aren\’t allowed to work
How many TV channels does a nigger get?
-However many his neighbor does
Why does a nigger always have outdated shit?
-Cause after he\’s done stealing it, white people go buy the latest model
Why doesn\’t Santa exist?
-A nigger shot him for his boots
What\’s the difference between a nigger and a bad cup of coffee?
-You can add milk to the coffee to make it not taste like shit
Why are nigger bitches always in porn?
-It\’s the only way someone will fuck them.
What\’s the real reason niggers weren\’t allowed to go in public pools?
-There wasn\’t enough chlorine to get the smell out of the water
How do you tell a dumb nigger from a smart one?
-That\’s a good joke
How do niggers name their kids?
-They watch ESPN
Why don\’t farmers use niggers as fertilizer?
-The plants would be too lazy to grow
Four white guys are in a line-up, who\’s the criminal?
-The nigger with a gun robbing them
Why will there never be a black president?
-Prisoners aren\’t allowed to vote
Why do niggers wear metal cross around their neck?
-So people will know they were a nigger after they’re burned alive
Why didn\’t Hitler burn niggers?
-You ever smell burning shit?
How do we know Jesus wasn\’t black?
-He didn\’t turn water into Colt 45
Why don\’t niggers get West Nile?
-Only flies land on shit
Why do niggers wear so many rings on their fingers?
-So their knuckles won\’t get scratched when they walk
Why do niggers smoke so much?
-Cause the flames are dying out
Why do niggers go to church?
-They saw the burning crosses on their front yards and took a hint
Why are there no Jewish niggers?
-Fried chicken isn\’t kosher
Why do niggers have so many cousins?
-Cause there\’s so many Uncle Toms
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
-Both make niggers run fast
What\’s a nigger’s favorite Christmas gift?
-Parole
Why are niggers black?
-God failed at burning the evidence
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A Merry Christmas
HAHA, FUCK YOU NIGGERS!
The person above me put alot of effort into making me think hes a dumbass.