Comments on: CinemaNow’s Download-To-Burn DVDs

By: luv2fuck

luv2fuck — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:49:00 +0000

HEY FUCKERS …. HOW CUM THAT WHITE BREEZY SHIT (BELOW) MYSPACE account IS MARKED PRIVATE?? If I cant see her fuckin shit, den why da fuck should I fuckin donate?

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:46:00 +0000

luv, this is the wrong place to comment on that shit. Pop this down under the white breezy post. You scrolled down, just to come back up here?

I’m down with this direct-to-burn DVD shit ‘cept for one thing. I got my man down at Blockbuster who gets free rentals. I wanna watch somethin I can just call him up and be like “Dins, you seen Blockparty yet? Well you seein it tonight!”

I’ll have ta check this out though, cuz fo sho I can make my own DVD covers. This computer does more than play World of fuckin Warcraft and it’s a lot cheaper than that reflective-hologram-package shit they make you go through to make up for a movie that ain’t worth a damn anyhow.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:13:00 +0000

luv:

because of stalking ass niggas like your damn self. if you so motherfucking charitable, add the bitch as a friend. 1-

By: H8TORADE

H8TORADE — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 13:09:00 +0000

you gotta cop that Netflix rental plus DVD Shrink….only way to go my nigga.

ya feel me?

By: Design_This

Design_This — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 13:54:00 +0000

i’m all over the download-to-burn dvds… but i have to agree with blue on this one. its much better to sign up for the unlimited rentals at blockbuster and copy their shit like i’m fucking xerox. and before you go getting all high and mighty about my white brothers steve martin & clooney… white people didn’t forget about how ice cube sold the fuck out in anaconda 1 and 2. barbershop and friday were some funny shit… but nothing makes for the shit we witnessed on the amazon.

Luv:
If you gotta ask why she dropped that shit on private… you are exactly the type of motherfucker she is trying to avoid. quit stalking the white breezies on myspace before the guy from dateline comes for an interview.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 13:59:00 +0000

You know that nigga George Clooney tried to take credit for the motherfucking civil rights movement? That smug motherfucker.

By: Lord Omar

Lord Omar — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:06:00 +0000

And didn’t Ice Cube recently take the motherfucking family on some sort of RV adventure? Shit.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:15:00 +0000

That was that white motherfucker Robin Williams. Ice Cube did that bad movie with the Lincoln and the spinnas and the kids that deserved an ass whuppin more than Nazi Germany, knaamean?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:31:00 +0000

ey man this beat this shit out copping them fake DVDs off them mexican niggas on the F train nah mean and sure as motherfucking sunday beat the hell out them yellow eyed caribbean niggas that tryna sell them bootleg movado watches.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:41:00 +0000

Oh. my. God. George Bush is speaking at an NAACP convention on CNN right now.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:49:00 +0000

eyo i done tried to watch that george clooney syriana bullshit. that shit was like straight calculus to a nigga. them U2 bono-looking treehugging faggot motherfuckers trying so hard to make a movie about how fucked up the oil game is that they produced a movie more complex than that Traffic flick that came out a while back, nah mean. you ever seen that shit? i says to my nigga, eyo this movie about drugs lets get at this shit: we rent that shit and 25 minutes later we so confused we smoking and watching the simpsons. i just wanna see some goddamn titties and some goddamn violence, you dig

By: Design_This

Design_This — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:09:00 +0000

ice cube did recently take the kids on a little trip… it was in an suv though. “are we there yet?”
i don’t expect anyone to remember that pointless shit. all these motherfuckers selling out and making kid friendly family movies. you know what, fuck that. i am with tlrny. drugs+ titties+ violence = block buster flick. i thought you guys were like fucking geniuses or something… you can’t understand syriana? its all about supply and demand. the arabs have all the supply… so they can demand whatefer the fuck they want. then since the US has a big demand, and they hate being anyone’s bitch… they supply the region with plenty of violence. sure those hollywood niggas are dealing with a relevant point, but i’d much rather watch them rob some more rich people in oceans 47 or whatever number they are on now.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:22:00 +0000

design_this:

my nigga, we understand shit that we want to understand but we get taken right out the motherfucking film the minute we see that thirdrate nigga that ruined the batman franchise.

he could be talking bout hominy grits and butter and i wouldnt be able to follow that shit because the nigga got a pet pig, and every bitch in the world wanna smash that nigga.. but he don't cop none of that pussy.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:27:00 +0000

Weezie: I’m sure the NAACP folks are rivetted to everything that comes out of Dumya’s mouth.

I’ve met the nigga personal. He ain’t the brightest spinner at the tire store.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:34:00 +0000

how come design_this talk like he Hell Rell, he like taylor hicks on 106 and park on freestyle friday (they still got that?)

By: Design_This

Design_This — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:36:00 +0000

i’m just throwing in plenty of - motherfuckers, shits, and bitches - so i don’t lose you niggas in the process. besides i am a corn-fed wonderbread midwesterner, and i’m not trying to hide that shit. don’t hate me because i’m only 2/3 of the way through my ebonics tutorial. and what is this 106th & park that you speak of?

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:48:00 +0000

Always gotta be a white motherfucker up in here trying to be cool like the rest of us niggas. Sad, really.

Although the “ebonics lesson” remark was fucking hilarious.

By: Design_This

Design_This — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:29:00 +0000

don’t be pissed because i pulled an ‘8 mile’ on you, and stole all of your material to make fun of me for before you got the chance. surely you can come up with something besides the fact that i am white…

By: Ayman

Ayman — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:59:00 +0000

Off Da Hook!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:25:00 +0000

surely you can come up with something besides the fact that i am white…

I got it–you’re white! Shit, you already got that…

By: UppityCracker

UppityCracker — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:26:00 +0000

Only thing I remember that was on 106 & Park was a weed spot. Motherfucker had some fat ass dimes up there. This was back in the 90’s though.

By: its me

its me — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:27:00 +0000

you guys are the shit. its been a long time since i read anything that made me laugh this hard.

By: Design_This

Design_This — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:48:00 +0000

yeah that must have been back in the 90s. nobody buys dimes anymore. it is nice to have plenty of acreage out here in indiana though. my crops are doing nicely this year, and i will be saving all that money that would have gone to the rastafarians at my local bodega.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:50:00 +0000

its me:

well if you loving this shit then theres some shit you could do to help support a nigga:

1. tell all your motherfucking friends
2. holla the fuck back on the regular
3. cop that merchandise
4. visit them sponsors.

one!

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:51:00 +0000

its me:

Nice to see a sweet young breezy like yourself up in here.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:50:00 +0000

eyo this merchandise tough - although them baseball tees is questionable - since i dont know how big the latino audience is up on this game, nah mean, but my nigga eddie ed dont play - that nigga got them 3XXXL nigga!!!, dont know if they gonna be like them *tall* ass shirts i used to cop in the mexican hood (5 for $20 and i aint gonna tell you where so we dont get taylor hicks looking curious white motherfuckers going there to make that shit “up and coming”)

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:00:00 +0000

itsme:

its all funny till you fall asleep on the L train and wake up in the hood, then you be cursing that motherfucking subway technology

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:32:00 +0000

We all love dat fine, sexy technology ova here but ain’t nobody glad to have it when you got your ‘big screen on yo head’ watchin them straight rips of ‘Don’t be a Menace’ offa CinemaNow and you forget to get off at yo damn station! You best be packin some less-tech-savy hardware if you gonna keep that shit in your posession and outta tha local pawn shop. Dig?
Gotta keep reins on your love, no matter what it is, otherwise ya loose it. Be it some fine, tight lily-white freaktoy you got on the side or 2 grand in electroics you be totin back from Circut fuckin City.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:48:00 +0000

I don’t mind a little extra sumpemsumpem when I get my freak on. But I don’t know about throwing reins and shit on the bitch. knaaamean?

Now, smacking that phat ass when you all up in that taint … I’m all over that. Uh huh

By: luv2fuck

luv2fuck — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:58:00 +0000

HEY FUCKERS …. HOW CUM THAT WHITE BREEZY SHIT (BELOW) MYSPACE account IS MARKED PRIVATE?? If I cant see her fuckin shit, den why da fuck should I fuckin donate?

WHY DA FUCK SHOULD I FUCKIN DONATE ‘BLINDLY’ TO SUMTTIN ???
MAYBE IT’S JUS SOME FAT NIGGA…PULLIN IN DA COCK SHIT MONEY….

By: Woozie

Woozie — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 23:37:00 +0000

Yo, “luv2fuck”, keep that MySpace breezie shit on the motherfuckin MySpace breezie post nigga!

By: Lord Omar

Lord Omar — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 00:07:00 +0000

Motherfucker had some fat ass dimes up there. This was back in the 90’s though.

When I first started puffing you could get a motherfucking ounce bag of Mexican for $25. Big old buds cover the palm of your motherfucking hand for a buck. Paraquat changed all that. Almost overnight of the word getting out that you motherfucking Americans were spraying the Mexican fields with poison, that shit turned into Columbian and they motherfucking price doubled. Same dope, different name. Now, old Omar should note that you could still get an ounce bag for $65 bills, but that was mad huge cheddar in 1978!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 00:17:00 +0000

Ay man, we got some motherfuckin weeds growin in our backyard that look like fuckin weed! I ain’t tryin to smoke that shit, though. Too young for a nigga to get fucked up, Im’a get fucked up on my 18th birthday at a titty bar watchin a donkey show in Mejico!

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 16:08:00 +0000

I remember the days of the paraquat scare. Every time we hit on some harsh weed that burned like a motherfucker, we’d warn the one we hand the joint off to, saying “paraquat.”

Thanks for the nostalgic flashback there, Omar.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:14:00 +0000

So many high niggas. The Devil (Ronald Reagan) would be disappointed.

By: broom nuts

broom nuts — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:30:00 +0000

Niggas make me ’shamed ta call myself a nigga. Nigga Know Technology? Yeah, Nigga Know Technology like he know where he work boots at. Y’all muthafuckas is too b’dazzled ‘n’ shit to see dat all dis technology amounts to is anutha’ way fo’ dem pastie-faced white muthafuckas to honkify da black race. Radio, TV, space heaters, ‘lectric thermometers, lunar excursion modules, and now dese muthafuckin’ download-to-burn DVDs!!! Is all ’bout honkification, niggas!

Yeah, nigga can burn Pootie Tang from da comfort a dey own 8′x8′ studio apartment. Good fo’ dem. But what ’bout dem po’ ass niggas on da street wif dey bootlegs? Dem niggas sittin’ out dere 24/7/365 wif gramama’s favit quilt and a handful of choice-ass titles–dey gots two nigga bums singin’ da blooz and hittin’ skins to dey left, and five mothafuckin’ thousand pounds of garbage from Kung-Pow takeout das been sittin’ out fo’ a week to dey right, and dey ain’t makin’ a dime. Why? Cuz y’all honkified, gentrified ex-niggas be at home downloadin’ yo shit. Meantime, grammama home shiverin’ her muthafuckin’ titties off. Shit. Nigga try to make an honest livin’ ‘n’ you turn into da muthafuckin’ Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man on dey ass.

Y’all should be ’shamed.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:34:00 +0000

Getting high and hating Ronald Reagan’s guts. Throw in some girls with poofy hair and outfits with goofy-ass shoulder pads … It would be my 80s experience all over again.

“This bitch ain’t got no AIDS. I ain’t wearing a motherfucking condom.”

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:47:00 +0000

eyo broom nuts you think you funny, but nigga nobody gone read ya shit if you keep writing them essays for comments, you dig

By: broom nuts

broom nuts — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:56:00 +0000

TLRNY, man, if you can’t deal wif sumfin’ bein’ black and long, you truly is a honkified nigga. Shit.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:00:00 +0000

broom nuts:

nigga you all whited up like when they threw that nigga danny cooksey on diff’rent stroke because gary coleman got them kidney disorders.

By: broom nuts

broom nuts — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:17:00 +0000

Nigga, I gave up on that nephritis-havin’ muthafucka when he off and left Dudley to get co’n-ho’ed by dat Mr. Carlson nigga in da bike shop. Shit broke ma’ heart.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:26:00 +0000

“co’n-ho’ed” ?

Nigga, you hairlipped?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:27:00 +0000

eyo for real, who made this photo: http://404.realmud.com/DJNewStyle/images/NKT_PROMO.PNG

i dont mean to get on any nigga dick, but i think a nigga with a blue yankee fitted, that shit at a lean, a tall white tee, and them AF1s should be the site mascot, nah mean

By: broom nuts

broom nuts — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:31:00 +0000

Wood eye? ‘S called economy of words. Word? ‘Sides, my palate my bi’nis, nigga.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:01:00 +0000

TLRNY:

thats my nigga djnewstyle that threw that shit down. he drew up them nigga t-shirts and did the layout on this motherfucker.. he aint totally niggified yet as you could hear from that bullshit ass podcast he got that marv1 goes on.

By: Ayman

Ayman — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:42:00 +0000

Oh Snap!!!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:46:00 +0000

Anybody else used to get fucking pissed at them commercials for Rice KKKrispies with that “Snap, Crackle, Pop!’ white bullshit? I know I did.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 15:31:00 +0000

I don’t think nobody here been ‘honkified’. That’s some ignorant-ass shit if you don’t think we’s all real-ass niggas. What’s doin what the cracka-ass motherfucks want more? Gettin high-tech and modern and shit or buying bootlegs offa some crackhead motherfucker in an alley?

You sound like you tryin to set the movement back ‘broom nuts’. Soon you’ll be havin us beatin on drums n shit instead of turntables at da club!

I think broom is an infiltrata!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 18:11:00 +0000

Hey, props to the niggas in charge of NKT. The URL www.niggaknow.com is, according to that Google PageRank shit, just as important as www.naacp.com!

Take THAT you hatin’ motherfuckers down at Wikipedia!

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 00:14:00 +0000

That ‘cuz NKT the realest niggas, bringing the real.

By: Solomon

Solomon — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 16:48:00 +0000

Black folk gotta get the fuck over who played motherfucking Batman. That fucking nigga did shit for black folk. Least the motherfucking Green Hornet was into motherfucking affirmative action when choosing his sidekicks, nah mean?

By: Ayman

Ayman — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:33:00 +0000

I’m on a mufuckin paper chase!

Holla!

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:20:00 +0000

ey man how come this nigga not getting this many comments up on my shit… imma have to firethis shit up nah mean bring some heat

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:46:00 +0000

yo yo.. cinemanow so impressed by this shit that they decided to sponsor the motherfucking site!

holla at those niggas on the featured site section and get a 7 day free trial on them downloadable dvds.