XPC-100 NIGGA!! Smallform computer grip, nigga!Eyo so I get back from vacation and I hops up on this site and what does a nigga spy: some shit about that anorexic snow white creepy prowling motherfucker John Mark Karr that make that faggot down syndrome Carmello-twin looking R. Kelly and that starving Jewish nigga Woody Allen look like they balling way over the statutory age limit and lapping at ya grandmamas ass because John Mark Karr fucks them babies, yunderstand what I’m saying. But for real homie that ain’t technology, even though that shit hilarious because that pasty nigga couldn’t look more like he hit them 2 year olds even if he had that shit tatted on his forehead so I just had to get up on this shit and bring yall up to speed on some real technology, nahm sayin. I mean John Mark Karr don’t got much to do with technology unless you consider how much that nigga look like this other nigga.

John Mark Karr is the T-1000!!

So what the Last Real New Yorker do, he gets at you with them reviews of them real products, yundastand - and today Im all about this XPC X100 by Shuttle, whoever the fuck they is. Now this ain’t no regular fucking PC - what hot about this grip is that it small, nah mean. Now if you’se a nigga and not a coffee house Negro, you can appreciate a small personal computer, nah mean, because you would never be caught on ya block with a laptop, andcoffee house niggas got to go. more to the point you sure caint afford no laptop nigga if you working at McDonalds when eryone knows they run at about two thousand bills. Apparently this shit can fit in a motherfucking cereal box - so you can either drop the $700-$1000 of your rent paper on this piece, conceal that shit in a Footlocker box and tell ya mens you copped them white on whites so they dont think you that type of nigga who reads and shit, and you can get at them kobe tai pics with ease, or, if you truly gully you can easily slip this shit in ya hoodie and be out of CompUSA or them Arab run tourist shops in Times Square that deal them miniature glass World Trade Centers and $4,000 digital cameras to stupid guilty white motherfuckers from Kansas, yuhderstand what Im saying. Plus it look like a game console so you can tell ya boys it a black Xbox 360 or whatever, nigga.

Why a nigga gotta get at them small form computers like the XPC-100

Now I know what you gone axe- you like, how can a computer that like 2 inches thick be powerful enough to even power up that Firefox so you can stream them high def photos of Ms. Tai pussy inna ya brain. So for you niggas that care to know, here the stats: there two models, a $700 grip and one for $1000. The $1000 one got a 250-gigabyte hard drive, a 4-in-1 memory card reader, whatever the motherfuck that is, “a ATI Radeon X1400 graphics processor and 7.1 channel surround-sound audio outputs.” Don’t know what that shit about, so ask ya local Asian, but I bet you can hold a billion of them stolen mp3s and you can blare that Kelly Clarkson all day, you faggot.

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