Driving While Using Your Jack Is Safe
I been reading alot of shit lately, and I came across this one motherfucker that was trying to be like “banning them jacks while driving gonna make the road safer”. Now, yal need to know that I am in total disagreement with this nigga and its for two reasons.
First off, who the fuck gonna tell this nigga to turn off my jack when I’m driving? I got important shit to deal with and I ain’t gonna be doing shit else but pushing this motherfucking whip for the next hour and a half. If i’m on the line with one my mens and we doing the great debate about which white tennis breezie we’d rather hit - you know that I’m likely to beat a nigga ass if he even think about interrupting me when I’m arguing about how Kournikova is a nasty ass bitch and that Sharipova got ass for days. I mean, I could throw on my nigga bluetooth, but for serious - sometimes these conversations come up quick like a motherfucker and I just want to pick up the jack, yell at a bitch, and be done with it.
Secondly, the roads aint unsafe because of them jacks. The only reason the roads could be rougher than the darkest depths of Clinny Hill is because of selfish entitled ass white motherfuckers. Any time a white motherfucker gets behind a wheel you got a 65% probability that someone gonna lose a limb. You see them all angry in the driver seat clutchin they grips and yelling at a Sunday driving nigga like they the hot shit with the doors locked tight and the windows rolled up. They got the pedal to the floor one second then they immediately push the brake through the motherfucking floorboards and yell because they got to get they snot nose soon to be an entitled ass white motherfucker son, Blake, to his motherfucking soccer game and they already 5 minutes late. Like that shit matters to anyone else.
These white people will risk any motherfuckers life out on the road to get to they jobs quicker. What the fuck else does a white motherfucker need with 43 extra seconds any damn how? I guess they all in a rush because they need extra time to peep them Seventh Heaven reruns and cop them scones at dunkin donuts… and if one of them motherfuckers gets in an accident with a cell phone, then they the first motherfuckers to say that no one should be allowed to ring a jack and push a whip at the same time - even though not one of my motherfucking people ever got in no accident while using no jack. If distracting a frantic ass self-important white motherfucker means laws gotta be made, lets illegalize soccer, starbucks, cosmetics, and what ever the fuck else these white people be putting on they face or down they throats while driving.
This whole proposal is ridiculous any damn way. Because a few motherfuckers can’t do something, then nobody can do it. When it comes right the fuck down to it, driving while talking on a jack is motherfucking simple. It’s like dancing, playing basketball, or jumping high, or playing the blues… white motherfuckers can’t do it well, and when they try - they fuck it all up for the rest of all you niggas.
Allow me to sum all this shit up with one of them graph shits that I throw at you from time to time:
Know that this shit represents the opinion of just one tech savvy ass nigga and you need to think for your damn self. Keep it light and real and holla back on the regular. one yourselves.
illegalize soccer? get tha fuck outta here with that. get the sleepyheads and old people off the road and everyone will be tight
I love you.
Ain’t NOTHIN dangerous like a white breezy talkin shit in traffic in her 4-ton SUV — wonderin what the fuck “Craig” meant when he said “I’ll fucking call you sometime.”
They aught’a outlaw them bitches openin they mouth unless they got a dope ass nigga dick in it.
word.
eyo lemme get atcha with something. if you read what i threw up on my website, (which imma update soon, promise) the one motherfucking thing that white bitches love more than the ebony dick and Sex and the City is to 1) talk on they phones to they girls and be getting all dramatic cuz they best friend Britney got smashed by two niggas in her NYU dorm instead of her man Chad, 2) and go tanning nigga, nah mean. White bitches cant stay off they phones for more than 5 minutes cuz they need to feel like someone gives a fuck about they existence, you dig, and not in the ‘ah shit i cant walk no more cuz Tyrone and Jamaal gave a fuck about my existence seven times last night’ kind of way, nah mean. you aint never seen no white, latin, or black nigga talking on the phone to they niggas for no three hours at a time, because thats some straight clowning homo shit. and if they talking to they bitch for three hours, that nigga is one of them sensitive freckled niggas, meaning he probably still in the closet. Also middle aged sleepyhead bitches are the culprit too. they either on they phone telling they kids to study for the SAT, you dig, or they so concerned about keeping they 20,000 dollar whip spotless that they couldnt give a fuck about nobody else on the road as long as they dont got to pay no mexicans to get rid of a two millimeter dent on they bumper that nobody cant even see without no microscope, nigga. the answer: no fucking bitches riding no fucking moving vehicles. unless they black. or latin. havent had no problem with thems. yet. 1.
the last real new yorker:
its like a motherfucking disease wit these bitches.. but you know who the fuck they talkin to for them 3 hours my nigga.. they callin they boyfriends or husbands or fathers and they be spendin that time trying to convince a suspicious white motherfucker (that got good reasons for that suspiciousness) that they aint sucking that black dick and burnin them rocks.
also theres a reason i didn’t mention no motherfucking sleepyheaded bitches in this shit and that because even a retarded kid with like 5 inches between his eyes and a set of them slimy lips and hands know that sleepyheads is just straight up trouble. that’s motherfucking common knowledge. not so many people know how problematic them white people are on the highways.
remember this my niggas.. the roads is 99% black any damn way. that extra 1% is a stripey ass white line that don’t do nothing but segregate all yal road faring ass niggas.
one on that motherfucking note.
Damn biatches need to be off da road!
Ya Heard Me?
Fucking right about those SUVs. I guess they figure that when they wreck, at least 5 other people are going with them.
I’ll tell you something else make them white motherfuckers a hazard on they motherfucking Interstates: “Blue” motherfucking headlights. I don’t know many motherfucking times we’d be attempting to navigate those motherfucking Twist-o-Rama’s through they swanky Litchfield Hills of motherfucking Connecticut only to have wave after motherfucking wave of Beamers and Benzes barring down on us with these motherfucking High Intensity Discharge lamps that are a refined version of the bright white outdoor lamps often used at sports stadiums and motherfucking used-car lots! Sometimes with they motherfucking high-beams on!! What the fuck?? One night I gots so motherfucking enraged, I pulled the ‘88 Mazda over and took a nice long piss on Dennis Leary’s motherfucking front gate. Take that you Benz driving, headlight blinding motherfucker.
omar:
my nigga.. the blue lights was originated by the brothers but played out by them sleepyheads with they motherfucking whips that got a RTYPE sticker on it even though the shits a late model dodge stratus with motherfucking body rot like it been in a swamp. they straight love the blue headlights my nigga.
its these motherfucking white boy wiggas in the suburbs of conneticutt that be riding in they gay ass pink low riders with spinning rims talking all gangsta but they dont drive up to no New Haven cuz they scared of getting they shit jacked. motherfuck wiggas. wiggaz.com
They should shoot the dumb ass who created this website, and also bring back slavery yeah
you never see a nigga on the phone for an hour or more cause the shit is always cut off
Ever wonder why there is still discrimination in the world today? It is because of ignorant people like yourself. You want equal rights in the job market and equal rights in general and then write shit like this? HAHA get real. Go ahead and call me a white boy and go ahead and pull every racial slur out of your ass and say it to me. But at the end of the day you are still black and I am still white…I win.
tom:
how the fuck you gonna try to roll that shit on a nigga when you got a shell necklace on. motherfucker, you need to leave the abercombie store when they close they motherfucking security gates.. you can’t live there forever like its your moms house.
also, you gotta stop wearing them sandals and eating and drinking all your meals out of them motherfucking solo cups and plates nigga. you trying to talk world social issues and shit but you cant even cop them white bitches without trying to steal john mayers appearance.
nigga take your ass back to bed.
one.
I agree with with the other writer…first of all no niggers have a phone for that long because once they get the phone its only on for a few months until they get shut off for not paying the bill…its called nigger rich…now must of the white people are able to keep jobs and keep paying their bills…I have had sex with a black chick and I will stick with white…at least white girls keep their shit clean…niggers are nasty…the only girl who gets with a nigger are the ones the white guys dont want anymore…niggers are dumb…all niggers must hang…look at the jail systems…mostly all niggers because niggers are dumb crooks…as a matter of fact…I cant think of anything a nigger can do better than me…guess what niggers, I have a sweet car, house, friends, family, and girl…you are just ass out because you are just a dumb nigger…I love kicking this shit out of dumb niggers like you…you have to talk that shit on a website because if you did it in public you wouldn’t be posting again because you would be hanging from a tree…just like your ancestors hahahahaha…
cisco88:
“the only girl who gets with a nigger are the ones the white guys dont want anymore…”
Yeah, you right. White guys definitely don’t wanna fuck any of these bitches:
>> Heidi Klum
>> Teagan Presley
>> Hillary Scott
>> Nicole Kidman
>> Elvis’s skank ass daughter
>> Carmen Electra
>> Alaura Eden
>> Jamie Pressley
>> ANY BITCH FROM AUSTRALIA
>> Spring Thomas
>> Gwen Summers
>> Courtney Cox
>> All 30,000 bitches that fucked Wilt Chamberlain
>> Sinbad’s Girlfriend
>> Jennifer Anniston
>> Jenna Jameson
>> ANY BITCH FROM ENGLAND
>> Nikki Tyler
>> Madonna
…actually, I’m gonna give you that last one… aint nobody been wanting to fuck madonna since like 1986.
Obviously, you just been discredited by a tech-savvy ass nigga, so I got some free time to go to BLACKS ON BLONDES and BLACKS ON ASIANS to go peep all them niggasmashed bitches you white motherfuckers don’t wanna hit.
one.
man motherfuck Tom. we speak better english than that motherfucker. he needs to stop typing with one hand and lay the fuck off the period key. he probably jerking off to spring thomas and dont got enough mobility in his other hand from spending all that goddamn time posting on Abercrombies message board looking for that hot new look so he cant reach any other keys. p.s. check out my site i got a new update up on that shit
you’re da man Tom, well said well said
So I guess the Kernel of Truth Theory is correct. Way to go homeskillet, you just proved there’s fact based in stereotypes. And I’m not talking about “white bitches”. Go get yourself an edjumication.
This whole site is off-track:
There is only one difference between white people and black people (I am white)
All of these are the same
stupid people
ignorant people
pretenders
really fu$ked up people
thieves
beggars
fags/lezzies
people thinkin they it but aren’t
The only difference is the level/type of bullshit white people feel comfortable living in versus the level of bullshit/crap black people can tolerate.
Whitey: trailer parks, serial killers, racial intolerance, religious intolerance, pretend spirituality, suburban living, giving a shit
My negroes: never having a dad; going to jail, waiting for the welfare check, everyone’s at fault but me; counting on your homies; never giving a shit and thinking I owe you anything.
Wow - you blackies need to really think about what it is you are saying. I see just as many black bitches yellin into their cellys as I do the white’ies. Worse off - the brothas are always too woried about their lean and whether or not their bass is loud enough for the normal family in the mini van next to them to hear and be intimidated. The bottom line is blackies will always be scared of us white’ies. Blackies are always trying to make themselves look white by buying nice cars and straitening their jerry curls. Bottom line though is that a black man in a nice car looks like a car thief or a pimp. No two ways about it. And, when they put all those lights and rims on the thing, it looks like they are brining out the Christmas tree a little too early for the holidays. So blackies, try sitting up straight, staying out of jail, and brush your teeth every once in a while so I don’t have to smell your gutter mouth. And, stop getting tattoos too cause the bottom line is we can’t see the fuckers on your dark skin. Maybe if you focused on bettering yourself with an education and saving your money rather than running out and getting the new Burberry comb holder, you might improve your situation. Otherwise keep making up new words that entertain our white youth and keep convincing yourself that it means you have made headway in the world. The bottom line is you all still talk jive and your hair will never grow straight. You will always think you are “the pimp” when you drive around in your soon to be repossessed Escalade. Good luck - just remember the worst thing you can call a black person that begins with “N” – NEIGHBOR!!! Peace out homies!!
I’m gonna buck on a few of you white motherfuckers right here. Don’t think for a motherfucking second i’m gonna delete your peckerwood ass comments you bitch made crackers.
whirecracker:
you cant even spell your own bitch ass blogger name right. one that.
tyler:
man, your motherfucking name is TYLER. i didn’t know they had a laptop with a air-card in your mothers chocked full of soccerballs hoopty ass minivan. I mean, with a name like TYLER, shouldn’t you be doing some wholesome ass white boy shit like bobbing for apples or reading some motherfucking fan fiction? TYLER? Nigga come off that shit. one that nigga too.
jslappy:
“Good luck - just remember the worst thing you can call a black person that begins with “N” – NEIGHBOR!!!”
That shit is cornier than my toilet bowl on black friday. one yourselves. out for now bitches.
redsled: what you said made no motherfucking sense.
and for all yall other motherfuckers, keep hating. big eddy ed done more productive shit in his life on this fucking planet than you ever will. shouldnt you be skateboarding?
I was here earlier and didn’t know what to motherfucking say. Still don’t, other than to say, “don’t delete them motherfucking comments”. Which like, you already said, so my comment pretty much motherfucking redundant. I like to come here for a little inappropriate, politically incorrect ping-pong. Ya know, bang the little ball around, win a few points, loose a few. But it is motherfucking sobering to realize pieces of hating shit still roam they motherfucking planet. Leave their motherfucking garbage for all to see. When white folk here at home motherfucking say to me that racism don’t exist no more, I’ll send them the fuck here for a knock upside the head.
Hey Omar - if you reread above you will see that the racism door swings both ways. Next time a black guy comes over and tells me that black people are not racist against white people - I will go ahead and forward him this link.
Two.
my fellow crackers, stop embarrasing me. this shit is rediculusly funny so lighten up. be a liiiiiiittle more racist why dont ya, ignorant red neck fucks. btw my asian friend got hit…. by an asian. sleepyheads be huntin for each other
Big Eddie Ed, all you can do is make fun of my appearence. Stealing John Mayer’s appearance. HAHAHAAH nigger please. And whose appearence might you be stealing? Jay-Z, Tupac, Nelly, or whoever the fuck you jungle bunnies listen to these days. “Can’t live in Abercrombie cuz they close the gates.” HAHAHAHA nigger if you could only afford the clothing there. AND they close the gates to prevent sticky fingered filthy animals like you from stealing from them. Let me write down whats up nigger.
White people used to be black. Yes i will admit that at one point in time my ancestors were once wrong. Thus, this makes US WHITE PEOPlE more evolved then you are. So in a sense, you are still an animal so fuck off. This blog is pointless. Speak english and not african or whatever shit is flowing out of your mouth. I have never been racist but there is a difference between a black person and a nigger. I am friends with many upstanding black people, but you sir are a nigger. Rosa Parks is dead now and Martin Luther has been dead for a long time…you have no right to revolt and no right to even respond to me like that. Make some shit up about my shell necklace and my abercrombie style. But you have to buy your clothing 2 sizes bigger so you can grow into them, you live in packs with all your relatives because you feel the need to reproduce at age 15, and the national average among black people for IQ is borderline retarded (look up the stats if you know how to read). Now maybe if you wrote something worth reading I could give you a good compliment.
OO and Bid eddie. I am told by people on this board that you “have done more in your life then we can ever do.” But yet it says in your profile that you are UNEMPLOYED….another stat to add to the national average of black people. OO and your intrests are construction…..headed in an amazing direction there. Try college? I hear they give out financial aid to black people because the government feels bad for them. Intrests in technology? HAHAHA bitch please you couldnt program shit or make shit work. Try school, try getting a job, and maybe try writing english and maybe a good post. Seriously, write something we can enjoy or something worth while and I will be satisfied and comment positively…..get a job you nigger.
Big eddie ed/ dirty Tom,
please dont listen to that racist jackass hot carl lovin Tom. Ignorant fucks like him keep racism alive. Individualism is what makes this country great. Tom dont feel your better than anyone else just cause you got into college on a football scholarship, your apparently not very bright. i bet you cant wait till football season to start so you can get rammed in the showers before gamtime. woof woof motherfucker
tom:
nigga i’m certified in that fortan and cobol code.. the only reason i got a designer for this motherfucking site is because i got more shit to do that push that pen in that pirated ass copy of photoshop.
motherfucker, you are seriously a stupid white motherfucker… for serious kid. rethink your shit. holla.
cobol is obsolete now. any idiot can read and code cobol. Im certified in C++, Java, SQL, and pearl. Try learning a language that you will need. OO and i dont play football douche bag.
It’s incredible that after 200 years of freedom, most black people still haven’t taken advantage of their freedom to be educated. During slavery days, SOME of your ancestors were beaten or even killed if they were found to be able to read. Still, many recognized that education would help raise their disenfranchised race to the level of whites’ in our American society, so they risked their own safety by stealing, hiding, and secretly reading from books smuggled out of the plantation master’s library. And they did it for you. And how do you repay their courage, consideration, and fortitude?
By posting this shlock on the internet and using sentences such as “dey dont know how dey be drivin an shit cuz dey cant see cuz some dope dick ass nigga done just skeeted on they shit!”
Be progressive. You obviously started a website to voice your opinion with the hopes that it would make a change. Make the change progressive and stop tolerating this sort of dialogue, which could just as easily pass for the script to a new-aged minstrel show.
What the fuck is it with this uppity rich white motherfucker Tom. Do us all a favor motherfucker–go back to wherever the fuck you came from and shut the fuck up, your shit is not appreciated around here fool.
Tom…..
Run while you can son. This looks awful for you!
Holla At Ya Boy!
And how does it look bad for me? I have brought up many valid points that have been answered only by “nigga please” or “dems be foolz” or some other uneducated ebonics sentence. You make fun of me because I am rich? Maybe it is because I work….wellfare can’t pay for everything. Keep attacking me because you have nothing on me.
Rich?
Son if you were rich I don’t think you would sport a picture with that busted ass grill and a 5 dollar shirt my nigga.
Plus wouldn’t you want to go to a major university instead of the community college of Pennsylvania?
CWTR™
hahahah Ayman…try reading some you stupid nigger. it says UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH. I don’t know what you call a major university, but by business world standings the University of Pittsburgh is a prestigeous university douche bag. And busted grill? sorry i dont have gold teeth or purchase some “grillz.” Also, my teeth don’t contain gaps or have pieces of fried chicken stuck in it. HAHAHA five dollar shirt? I like how you niggers get off talking about money. YOU WEAR FUBU!!! END OF STORY!! Like you make fun of my clothing?!? As I said all you wear is clothing 4 sizes to big so you can grow into it and dont have to buy so often, and you wear fubu….like thats the end of that argument. Oo and I’m white, so no matter what argument you have against me I know that I am white. I get better jobs then you, people don’t think I will rob or rape them, and I can be trusted. End of story…I win.
Keep attacking me because you have nothing on me.
Oh and you have stuff on us? Since you are allegedly “more evolved” than black people, you should probably be able to realize that people here only choose to use ebonics because they think it’s funny or interesting to read; I have very little doubt in my mind that everyone that frequents Nigga Know Technology can speak regular English.
And can I ask why you’re so bluntly racist and why you have a fixation on stereotyping people you don’t even know?
Ok well maybe I said some things overly racist in reaction to this post. I stooped to the level of this post and by that I mean being racist. THIS IS A RACIST POST!!! Yes, black people can be racist also….incase you haven’t noticed. But, every single one of you here fit into that stereotypical view of black people. You want equal rights yet you write shit like this? You want equality yet you are racist? You don’t want the stereotypes yet you fit right into them.
AND can I ask why you cleared the comments from people telling you you were punked here?
We’re joking damnit! I figured you’d be able to realize this by now!
Ok let me just state that I fully agree with Tom on his views. First of all when one is unable to understand your people’s ebonic jungle tribe speak that you use in lieu of english its pretty fair to say you lack the intelligence of even a cockroach. You go around bitching and moaning about how white people oppress you and the reason people hate you is because they are racist. I guess thats just a convenient excuse because you dont want to take responsibility for they way you people behave. You claim its discrimination when you dont get a job over a white person, but since when is it discrimination to give the job to the more qualified individual with an IQ higher than that of drugged monkey. Speaking of IQ, studies show that the average IQ score of whites is 100 if not higher. The average IQ of blacks is 85; just so you know 75 is clinically retarded. You people are the rats in the corn of America and you breed faster than rabbits on viagra, so dont tell us you have an unfair advantage when your laziness and stupidity is costing billions of tax-payer dollars to keep you on welfare and provide scholarships for you to attend some votech school when you know full well you’re future careers are going to involve collecting welfare, selling crack and appearing on Jerry Springer. And then your women make their living trying to pop out ten kids with ten different fathers so they can get a free HUD house. Seriously if you people dont have the intelligence to tell crack from Ajax dont tell us you are being discriminated against. You’re just plain fucking stupid and American wasnt built upon handouts it was built upon rewarding ambition and talent, neither of which you have. If you dont like the fact that your welfare check isnt large enough to support your crack habit and buy enough malt liquor, fried chicken, and water melon then go back to africa and see how you like it there.
There is no hope for America. Period.
His holiness:
Do you have any idea how horribly racist that sounded? Yes it’s true that the averahe white person’s IQ is higher than the average black person’s IQ, but that’s no excuse to blast the entire race for the actions of a select few idiots.
75 is clinically retarded
70 is clinically retarted.
…appearing on Jerry Springer
It’s usually white trailer trash that’s on Jerry Sringer.
Seriously if you people dont have the intelligence to tell crack from Ajax
Crack is a rock, Ajax is a powder.
ebonic jungle tribe speak that you use in lieu of english its pretty fair to say you lack the intelligence of even a cockroach.
I wasn’t aware that cockroaches could speak English.
Ok i see that maybe you might have written this as a joke….i will stretch my mind that far. But, if i wrote something as a joke even close to this implying black people….wouldnt you be offended…very similar to my racist remarks earlier? Exactly.
Dialogue. Dialogue is good.
Woozie:
I think we are running into a matter of semantics here; perhaps thats all you have to fall back on. If you want to haggle of a few intelligence points be my guest. Yes you are correct that 70 is the legal definition of retarded, however anything between 70-85 is borderline retarded and in my mind as in most people’s, thats retarded any way you slice it. Jerry Springer? Ok Ricki Lake if you prefer. Crack and Ajax: you expertise in the matter seems to prove my point, however its a stretch to think you could tell a rock from a powder in any case. And the cockroach reference: thats what we call a simile in the english speaking world.
HH,
In all seriousness, you don’t believe this motherfucking crap you are spewing do you? I mean, you must be just as full of shit as this website is. At least I would I would hope you are. You do understand the concept of satire, do you not? The content of this site is hard edged, politically incorrect and certainly rude, but comedy none the less. Perhaps the agenda behind this blog is to draw out the pure haters in America. If indeed that is the point of this site, it seems to be paying of in spades. (Pun intended).
Expertise? All one has to do is Google “crack” and you get a bunch of white smokable rocks. I would hardly call that an expertise.
And what you said was not a simile. A simile is a comparison of two things using the words “like” or “as.”
Woozie: Try thinking outside the box, a simile may be a comparison using “like” or “as” according to what they taught you in grade school but there are many words that can be used to grammatically and directly compare two objects. These are also known as similes.
I was taught by my white English teacher that those were metaphors…
A simile is a direct and explicit comparison whereas a metaphor is more subtle; in fact most experienced professors will tell you that there is really very little difference between a metaphor and a simile; they just break it down into “like” and “as” as introducing the concept to inexperienced writers and readers. However, regardless of the difference between a simile and a metaphor I feel I feel I must reiterate that you seem to be focusing on semantics rather than the substance of my arguments.
Ok,ok, enough of the motherfucking English 101 here, answer my question HH. Do you believe the racist shite you were hollering about earlier or are you attempting to be funny?
tom be a stupid motherfucker
Tom,
Shut the fuck up. None of your comments have to do with driving. That’s what the post was about. Stop hurrying to prove your ignorance. You are probably missing an important summer sale at A&F anyhow.
That nigga Tom shops at A&F but not for the clothes, but because he likes them bags that got the softcore gay porno on them with all them nude white niggas that look like matt damon.
I like how that nigga also says he gonna get better jobs - yet he be posting racist shit on the internet with his real name and picture. Nigga, how motherfucking stupid is you? Interviewing motherfuckers now a goddamn days is a gaurantee that they gonna look for your blogger, myspace, etc.
In fact, I may just blow your ass up on a non-deletable update on this fly ass tech site.
holla back. -1-
I suppose its chalked up to the male ego…this blind hatred of people you don’t even know. Get over yourselves.
I am an intelligent white woman. I for one would never disrespect anyone in that way. i judge people solely on their own stupidity. None of you have valid arguments you just sling insults at each other, and demographics. As far as anyone is concerned (black or white) your all idiots.
This is why we go to war and kill other people, because we refuse to understand each others differences. I mean we are starting multiple wars right now with countries across the globe, Iraq, Afganistan, soon Korea. Sadly we can’t even be civil to each other.
This country is going to shit. Now you all know why.
deedee13:
“This is why we go to war and kill other people, because we refuse to understand each others differences.”
bitch, we go to war for a good motherfucking reason. its bitches like you who bed down with any shaggy ass nigga that looks like jesus that is the motherfucking problem. you hippie niggas think the world gonna be a-o-motherfucking-k if we all just realize that we all just people in the end. well, you dumb ass bitch, yal never take into account that while we are all people, WE ALL WANT THIS SHIT FOR OUR DAMN SELF.
Just like you want motherfuckers to know you smart, instead of letting that come through in your writing, you gotta let a niggaknow outright.
war happens because some other motherfuckers try to touch our motherfucking shit. theres always gonna be wars.. just like they always gonna be dirty hippie bitches.
“DeeDee”: Look at how this nigger talks to you; calls you bitch even when you try to defend his crack addicted ass. Dont let some childish naivete make you think these jungle rats are like stray puppies and you can change them. They’re wild animals, I mean after all you cant adopt a racoon and turn it into a house pet. Its the same way with these people. And “Big Eddie” where do you and your kind get off saying shit to Tom when he makes a valid point; you niggers are fucking racist towards whites. You try and say this post was about driving but it was about you being racist towards causians which is kinda like an ape thinking its superior to human beings. He’s right, whatever way you wanna look at it, we are white and you are not and in the end thats all that matters because you are just unemployed fried chicken gobbling, crack smoking, dumb as niggers who get distracted by anything shiny that passes your way, a.k.a your “bling bling” so get the fuck over it we are white and you arent why dont you realize you fucking proper place.
Big Eddie Ed all i have to say is wow you hired somebody to edit this site for you, ur another useless piece if shit that can’t do shit. just like you said you were going to remove me from this site haha well i’m still here… let me guess in real life you do fuck all cuz your ancestors work in slavery so to justify you do fuck all in life haha you’re joke
I mean after all you cant adopt a racoon and turn it into a house pet
Well, that pretty much answers my question on the motherfucking Pope.
Big Eddie, if I ever find out you motherfucking white, I will hunt you down motherfucker.
Big eddie, we went over this before. You wear FUBU….thus making it impossible for you to make fun of me about clothing. OO and see I have 3 more years before I even think about getting a job. I am more certified in more computer languages then you will ever be and I am going to be a sophomore in college. And the sad thing is you have the balls to call this blog some “fly ass tech shit.” I guess I am not seeing in ayway how your blog is some fly ass tech shit. If you are so proud of this website why don’t you update the site yourself and not hire somebody? I thought you were so smart with computers.
HH (or “Heil Hitler” if you will…)
Why do you think all black people are addicted to crack?
Big Eddie Ed all i have to say is wow you hired somebody to edit this site for you, ur another useless piece if shit that can’t do shit. just like you said you were going to remove me from this site haha well i’m still here… let me guess in real life you do fuck all cuz your ancestors work in slavery so to justify you do fuck all in life haha you’re joke
What? That made absolutely no sense. I think you were trying to say he was a useless piece of shit for not editing the site himself. Well then, by your logic, a vast majority of the human population of the planet would be useless pieces of shit, since many people don’t edit a website on a daily basis. Of course, you must have massive balls to throw that shit at him, considering you don’t even have a blog, much less a website.
tom:
i hired a motherfucker to do the layout on this shit and i take care of the rest. chill with that fubu shit nigga, that’s played far out any damn how. as far as your computer skills go, you don’t know a goddamn thing about this technology shit because you be on here talking all that KKK bullshit on a bunch of tech savvy ass niggas.
to all my niggas, we don’t wanna roll on this white motherfucker yet. we gone hold off on that shit. let a nigga live let a nigga die, bygones nigga. one.
Bygones be bygones? Fucking great. Turn the motherfucking other cheek. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “It’s motherfucking difficult, if not downright impossible, to ever establish they motherfucking revolution when all they black motherfucking revolutionaries either well over 60 or dead”.
Nigger
Cracker-asswhite devil honky
omar:
my nigga, that white motherfucker gonna get his but it aint gonna be from this nigga.. I GOT WARRANTS. I can’t make them threats and I aint about to get hemmed up for some A&F nigga that be thinking about beer pong and some of that frat date rape on the daily.
Any of yal niggas read that motherfucker’s blog yet? That’s some bullshit nancy boy bitch punk shit there.. everything described as “sweet” or “not sweet” like he the nigga stiffler from dude where my car at or whatever the fuck.
And the sad thing is you have the balls to call this blog some “fly ass tech shit.”
The site seemed to have caught your attention, eh?
Before people like you popped in here it was just humurous discussion on technology. Sure you could claim some perspectives were racist, but I dont see it that way. I see it as poking fun at all cultures without the burden of trying to be all PC about everything.
If you are a truly intelligent and enlightened being you come to the understanding that all racist sentiments are laughable, considering we are all capable of the same things. It’s more about the individual.
And as an individual, tom, I am just glad I am not you.
i hope all of you are in volved in a horrific car crash, where only you die
Involved is one word…
volved in a horrific car crash
Is that whats it called when the motherfucking vehicle you be driving be be one of they motherfucking Swedish rides?
Tom,
Pittsburg sucks anyways. Yet another word of advice if I may,
It’s not the 1960’s anymore. Blacks and Whites co-exsist and guess what….. they even use the same shitters now!
KKK must be hiring huh? Not the way to go about getting a few pledges….
Fucking Idiot!
Aight yall can bitch all damn day back an forth with nigga this and whitey that but I do got a problem wit yo message. Whiteys can’t dance or dunk true but theys been some white boys can play tha blues, few an far between maybe but I say Eric Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughan at least can hang, and Dr. John too ‘though maybe he don’t count ‘cuz he’s creole…
Whatever you believe creates your reality
Attitude is the magic word
Together Everyone Achieves More
Enthusiasm is the wellspring of life
Respect yourself, as well as others
Make commitments, not excuses
Every day can be a fun day
Love is the answer
One day at a time
Never give up or become a victim
-Wally Amos
you all are a bunch of fuckin cracked out coloreds on this website!! you think white people cant drive fuckin nigs should have never been allowed to drive cars evers!! the reasons white people are talkin on the phone is because unlike you savages they all have jobs and responsibiities!! And the only white girls you all ever fuck are the dirty redhead syphillis/ Aids carrying trailer park trash bitches who like monkeys!! and you dumb fuck Big Eddie Ed…..you are gonna list fuckin porn stars as your reference for nigs that fuck whites!! godddd you are a fuckin dumbbb fuckin bitch
http://www.niggermania.com/about.shtml
Jesus, maybe if you black muthafuckas took a little time out of your all-important phone calls and had a little consideration knowing you’re NOT the only motherfucker driving any where at any time, you’d realize that white people yell at you because you all drive fucking slow as hell and think that just because you’re black, YOU are entitled to the right of way. Fuck you slow ass bitches. The reason people get into accidents is because they have to swerve around your “sunday drivin” ass in the left lane of the freeway while you’re having a pointless conversation with you’re black friend about what a living room is called or some stupid shit like that. “Is it a livin room? Naw, nigga, it’s a great room. Naw nigga, it’s a family room” WHO FUCKING CARES! Oh and now that i’m on the topic of slow black people, why the FUCK can’t you walk faster when you’re crossing the street? No, you just keep walking like you’re the only mother fucker in the world and people should have to wait cause your great grandpa picked the cotton for my great grandpa’s shirt. Fuck you. Speed the fuck up and stay out of my life. And yeah, i’ve got to get to my job 43 seconds earlier in order to cover the extra money the government takes out of my paycheck to give to your pregnant sister who’s on welfare. Nigga know technology? Well, now nigga know shut the fuck up and speed the fuck up. Monkey see, monkey do.
Something tells me all these white motherfuckers are from CollegeHumor.
Quick history lesson:
United States — founded by WHITE people as the FIRST sovereign nation in this hemisphere. Still doing pretty well…
Haiti — founded by BLACK people as the SECOND sovereign nation in this hemisphere. Pretty big fucked up mess…
You really think the U.S. is still doing pretty well. We are on the brink of Bankruptcy. Have you noted the $9 trillion debt recently?
And who’s to say Haiti being fucked up has anything to do with Black people? By your logic, since North Korea’s fucked up, all Koreans are underdeveloped neanderthals. Great fucking logic you got there, Hitler.
Oh yeah — I guess you’re right. Black-run nations do very well ( when they are not busy dealing with drought, famine, coups, mass genocide )
I forgot what sterling examples of statesmanship and economic fortitude are being set by all of the spear-chucking African nations. The only well-run nation on that continent is South Africa And we all know why — White people started it. I guess even porch-monkeys can do a decent job caretaking an already established presence. But give you people one to start from the ground-up and you don’t do so well, do you?
Something for both “sides” of this debate-gone-south (no pun intended) to think about:
What separates humans from apes, since so many of you ignorami have tried to establish the apes-blacks comparison, is our ability to speak. We have a very complex system of language with a lexicon of over 65,000 words to employ during conversation. Apes rely on grunts and howls to express their emotions. They are incapable of having thoughtful, well-reasoned debates: a characteristic which has allowed humans to flourish and expand from small tribes to large nations.
All that being said, I’ve noticed that, during the course of this heated thread, most posts seem to be comprised of 95% swearing and 5% typos. While I am not so presumptuous to think that my two cents are even worth that much, I do think that both cursing and misspelled words speak volumes about you as a person. They show that you are emotionally out of control, undereducated, and not far removed from the jungle yourself, regardless of your race, color, or creed. The ape comparison works both ways. Apes are (typically) incapable of interacting with other ape groups due mainly to their inability to communicate, manifested in their territorality. If we’ve truly evolved past the level of apes, then we should be intelligent enough to use our language to resolve our differences and live in peace with one another.
(I’ll say in advance that I’m no hippie, but I would prefer that title than to be thought of as an irrational, unstable, violent, loud-mouthed bigot anyday.)
Well scoobs, if cursing is a sign of stupidity then the entire planet is severely screwed.
And Redsled-don’t be pinning Africa on me. i got Native American and Jamaican in me-my people got killed by your people before we even got a chance to get our shit together. By the way, it’s also interesting to note that thew ‘great’ nation of South Africa is the center of the AIDS epidemic. There is no place on Earth where you will find more people with AIDS than in South Africa.
Woozie — you sound like a nice guy. I am sure if we were neighbors we could be hashing this out over a Corona or five. But as you alluded earlier, South Africa is the AIDS center of the universe right now and it is because it is rampantly tearing through the uneducated BLACK population. And about my people killing your people… my people voluntarily got on a boat to come to this country while understandably yours did not. But my people did not put you on your boat — your fellow Africans did. Most slaves as you might know where sold into their bondage by either their fellow tribesman or by warring tribes. The fact is however that black people were fucking up other black people hundreds of years ago — a tradition still proudly carried on this day and age!
What the fuck is going on up in here?
I go off for a long weekend and then there’s a bunch of cracker-ass bitches and wannabe-fly muthafuckers up in here.
They wishing they was dope ass niggas like us.
Uno.
Haiti — founded by BLACK people as the SECOND sovereign nation in this hemisphere. Pretty big fucked up mess…
Hey Redfred, Haiti wasn’t founded by black people anymore than motherfucking Great Britain was. The Spanish first stumbled across it, literally, and preceded to wipe out the islands indigenous inhabitants. The French then got involved bringing African slaves to the new found colony to work sugar. This is a very motherfucking abbreviated history of they motherfucking history of Haiti, but you get my motherfucking point, don’t Redfred?. If you gonna shoot your motherfucking hole off, at least visit motherfucking Wikipedia as to not make you look so motherfucking stoopid. You a motherfucking disgrace to my already disgraceful motherfucking race.
redsled:
how the fuck you gonna come to the hottest tech news joint on the web and talk motherfucking slavery?
if you want that shit go to that nigga thomas jeffersons blog.
one!
What happened to Tom?
Did everyone scare him away? I see he got rid of his cooments section on his blog….
Indeed, I will talk slavery all they live long day!
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o-o-o-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Strumming on the old banjo.
ayman:
that nigga got scared quick. don’t worry tho! I saved all his motherfucking comments on this blog as well as his blogger profile - so i’mma come out with my blog guns blazing for that nigga with a new update soon.
yal niggas hear marv1 on that radio show he did?
Redsled, how many times I gotta tell you–I ain’t got any African in me! Tom has more African in him than I do. My people were simply killed by all your people with your damned diseases and shootings and manifest destiny and more of that bullshit. We weren’t slaves, we were just exterminated in the name of the LORD. And don’t be givin me any Coronas, I’m 15.
woozie,
You still not playing the “I got no African blood coursing through my veins” angle are you? If you black anywhere in this damn world, somewhere down the line your peoples came from the Continent of Africa. Except them Australian Aborigine motherfuckers. Hell knows where they come from.
Oh really? Well, what made you master of the history of the nigga?
woozie:
feel this shit right here that my cousin ramadan j williams told me:
adam was black. eve was white.
from day motherfucking 1 black men been copping them white bitches. they kids came out mixed, but that nigga ABEL was darker and we all know what the fuck happen there.. that nigga Kane did him dirty and left his ass cold.
That’s how far this shit go back. Its not about jamaicans nigga.. this shit is deep.
The fuck is wrong with folks? The blog NAME say “Technology”
If people wanna talk about slavery and Haiti and Africa and shit, aim that shit toward technology.
Muthafucking Portugese would of had a hell of a time rounding up slaves if them Africans had them some Bluetoof.
you fucks make white people look bad
Ya but Gadfly, the blog also say “Nigga Know”, and it would seem by they motherfucking comments flowing from this one motherfucking post, crackers be thinking nigga know nuthin.
NiggaKnow nuthin about knowin nuthin! Therefore, NiggaKnow!
im 3min from Clinny Hill, to all the white people talkin shit… come to Clinny Hill and say that hahahaha…would be interesting to see
btw:
im white, my girl black, our baby mixed
Big Eddie,
You seem to be taking your motherfucking time with that new post. I am damn close to finishing the internets.
Where the fuck is Clinny Hill? How the fuck we gonna get there if you all secretive about where the fuck it is?
It’s somewhere in Jersey
Who gives a shit!
Oi Fey, I seem to have driven into the wrong neighbourhood.
What is it about bluetooth technology that is the rave with everyone?
don’t you know — the site is nigga know…
Bluetooth is attractive to niggas just like gold tooth.
they likes it up in they grilz.
And to Big Eddie Ed the reason I brought up all the “slavery” related info is just like with slavery technology is brought to you by white people.
When have you seen bluetooth in grills? And isn’t most tech shit invented by the sleepyheads in Japan nowadays?
Only three types: White and Black and who the fuck cares: You’re either one or the other.
White and subcategories:
whites, orientals, latinos and unfortunately Jews
Black and subcategories
blacks, sand niggas, aboringal
who the fuck cares/can tell the difference anyway:
Native Indians, eskimoes, all those little Pacific Island fucks; Indi/Paki/Towel Head/Dot Head
Are you, by any chance, a member of the Ku Klux Klan or some other white supremacist/neo-Nazi group?
He would be, but they kicked his ass for being a fag.
That’s entierly possible. I heard he loves the cock.
Word Up!
Wow, I been gone for two days and I’m seeing this shit. Big Eddie Ed, fuck these whitebread suburban bred American Eagle wearing motherfuckers: I bet Tom’s one of them white boys whos identity is pretty much based off of black culture, nah mean, he’s probably one of those big fucking red sox fans with a red fucking face, a popped collar, and a backwards baseball cap, who says shit like “son” and “whats good, son” when he gets in a fight with some other white boy. He’s from Pittsburg, I bet he thinks hes real tough. Say the word nigga imma get thirty niggas from Jamaica and thirty Italians from northeast queens to take the motherfucking trip to that gay little city and end this motherfucker.
I did not get accepted to KKK — I couldn’t quite bring myself to hate everyone so I failed the test. I only hate dumb/stupid people and blacks — particularly Haitians
Besides they won’t admit minorities — I am a WASP.
Redsled, you a Wasp. I think the biggest problem with white people is that they got no identity. They all look alike, they all dress the same, they got the same views, and when they try to come off as being unique they just look motherfucking stupid. Minorities got soul, something white people don’t know nothing about. You mad just because you a white boy in just another chain of white people in another white little city in the middle of white america and all you got to entertain yourself is thinking about your future working at Walmart. In New York minorities is motherfucking celebrities. You can go into Manhattan and sleep with a motherfucking ivy league educated white bitch because she feels guilty about being white and she wants to experience the “plight” of the long suffering black man. you mad because you can’t find no bitch that weighs under 215 pounds and isn’t pregnant with her brother’s baby.
clinny hill, aka: newark, nj.
White muthafuckers suck.