Comments on: Email While You Roll

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:43:00 +0000

my nigga i just hopped up on this website after jaying shots on some motherfucking koreans under the west side highway and my nigga i never laughed this hard since i seen this mexican trip on his flip flops when he got up on the 7 train and cracked his head on the opposite doors, nah mean. i laughing even motherfucking harder cuz i got no motherfucking idea what the fuck you talking about. why you got to set the bar mad high, mayn? okay my nigga imma read this shit one more time. be easy

p.s. if you got that much email you needs to get the fuck off them illegitimate porno sites nah mean. stick to them big names like blacks on blondes, spring thomas, and them crazy eses up on bangbus

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:21:00 +0000

Big EE: God damn motherfucking right. Some “cool ass” white motherfucker come at me with that “love you nigga” shit, I’m gonna buss that ass. Naaa mean? My purrnts and grandpurrnts didn’t go through that fucking shit so I can fucking let that shit slide.

Hey, if that harsh, let it be motherfucking harsh.

Word

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:46:00 +0000

If a motherfucker don’t know what he can say to a nigga, that bitch ain’t got business speakin to a nigga. What dumbass thinks it’s okay to blurt that shit anyway?

I spell it out for you dumbass motherfuckers on this website. Ifn’ someone ain’t called you a nigga in serious then you ain’t got no right to say it out loud.

I’m close with this whiteboy, he pretty fuckin cool far as white suburban motherfuckers go, but I ain’t never gonna give him d’honor o callin him a nigga. You can see it on his blue-eyed fuckin face he just can’t wait for the day he gets his ghettopass but that day ain’t commin til the tuesday after those fuckers at Brookstone quit starin at my ass fo buyin headphones.

Shoulda heard this anglo-bitch gloat about it when some nigga called him ‘little brotha’ like that’s anywhere close to the same damn thing.

Oh yeah, this article was about some email shit wasn’t it? Ah well.

By: The Assimilated Negro

The Assimilated Negro — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:02:00 +0000

Yo son. We need more breezie updates. Too many ni**as up in here, no shorties. Two of the three comments on here are talking about snowflakes, so why y’all even frontin’ and forcing this “technical” stuff. Bring on the breezies. Maybe get Cara to start the Breezie Of the Week club or something. Something. But I def. don’t wanna see pics of Richard Simmons and the Sprint guy naked without his trench-coat.

word.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:02:00 +0000

TAN:

i feel you on that, but you gotta understand how frustrating them white motherfuckers could be when they think they got some shit to say but throw down 14 pages of nothing. That naked ass country motherfucker ALMOST illustrates that pain.

By: Sann

Sann — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:30:00 +0000

Dear Mr. NKT…I am just an ol’ skool Moms tryin’ to keep up with my 14 year old daughter’s technology life and what not. I read a lot of tech blogs but I will stop by here from time to time just to “keep it real” as the kids say. No doubt, some of the slang here will trip me up so every once in awhile can you translate a word or two for a Mama?

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:05:00 +0000

I agree.. whats makes technology better? titties, my nigga, titties. but fuck a white bitch, get some dominicans bitches up on this shit

By: H8TORADE

H8TORADE — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:21:00 +0000

we need more kobe tai up in this bitch!

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:31:00 +0000

TLRNY:

that’s the great debate - dominican or white. What is the true breezie of choice? Who really know tho.. as long as the bitch aint a yapping ass sleepyhead its all good to me.

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:34:00 +0000

sann:

no doubt.. i throw down the translations from time to time but its like sometime i just want to speak direct to my people nah mean?

h8torade:

motherfucker yeah.. we gotta pop that niggaknowkobetai section.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:39:00 +0000

imma put up a pic, pg rated, of kobe tai on my next post for popular demand

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:44:00 +0000

TLRNY:

yeah my dude.. they fine like a motherfucker but even tho i’ll hit a asian bitch.. once that complaining shit happens its all over for that bitch.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:13:00 +0000

yo i need to get at this flick: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413037/

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:17:00 +0000

you think cinemanow gonna carry them porno dvds?? those niggas were so impressed with our last update that they decided to sponsor the motherfucking site!

while you here, holla at those niggas on the featured site section and get a 7 day free trial on them downloadable dvds.

By: Ayman

Ayman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:35:00 +0000

Where's those fine ass big booty women at? Word!

Holla!

CWTR™

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:32:00 +0000

Kobe motherfucking Tai

Any little Asian bitch weigh 98 pounds service three big-ass nigga dicks at one motherfucking time … That a talented little breezy right there. She don’t hardly squeak or nothing when the brothers got it going on.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:37:00 +0000

Asian breezies and Jamaican breezies. That’s where it ends and that’s where it stays in my motherfuckin book.

By: Dotsson

Dotsson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:46:00 +0000

To all the guys at Nigga Know Technology:

I'm a blogger currenty living all the way on the other side of the world in Saudi Arabia.

A friend of mine recommended your site and I'm so fucking addicted.

Plain and Simple: You guys are a fucking hoot to read!!! You guys make technology FUN! Seriously speaking, you guys are the Dave Chappelles of the internet, man.

If Apple ever wants to compete properly with Microsoft, they should get you guys to re-write their manuals and their sales would sky rocket.

Oh, I do have one complaint though. Since there are 5 contributors to this site, you guys need to UPDATE MORE OFTEN!!! Yallah!!! (get going in Arabic)

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:14:00 +0000

dotsson:

yo shouts to my niggas in saudi arabia.. i saw them blip on the radar on the niggaknow mastercomputer. Yal saudi niggas been supporting this shit on the motherfucking real.

yeah we got 5 contributors, but some of the motherfuckers don't do none of that motherfucking writing. That nigga DJNewStyle do the artwork and the T-SHIRTS, and Marv1 do promotions/PR and occaisionally does a update.

we trying to do like 3-4 updates a week but for serious, give a nigga a break.

By: redsled

redsled — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:21:00 +0000

What self-respecting white cracker KKK lovin’ MO-FO wants to be called nigger anyway? Believe me you can have the term and keep it!
That makes as much sense as me calling some brother (not named Colin Powell or Tiger Woods) “whitebread” or “honkey”

Please….

By: Woozie

Woozie — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:30:00 +0000

Oh nigga please, take that country bumpkin bullshit with you and yo’ KKK buddies, shine that shit up real nice, and stick it straight up your candy asses, before I have to get some angry gangsta niggas up in here to fuck some shit up!

By: redsled

redsled — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:34:00 +0000

Woozie — you know I’m right on that…. why would a Skoal dippin country boy want to be called “nigga?”

Why would a nappy-headed porch monkey want to be called “cracker?”

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:34:00 +0000

redsled: Do they have a name for what’s wrong with you? No nigga is going to put up with being called a “nigger.” Put the “r” on the end of it mean a right cross is about to bust your skull.

We been being nice cuz we know you retarded an all, but cracker please.

my fuse has done burnt the fuck down.

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:36:00 +0000

Ain’t quite the same redsled. Whitebread just wanna be considered onna’ level with the niggas. He think if we be talkin ta him the same as we talkin to our own, then he in the motherfuckin club. He okay in my book but ain’t nuthin he can do to earn the title.

Some people just wanna be treated same as everyone else. They worry otherwise people see’em as inferior or some shit. Ain’t sayin I agree, but people’s people. Can’t help what people think.

By: redsled

redsled — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:40:00 +0000

I hear you tallest blue: in the end you are who you are and you better come to terms with it. The problem is with all those pretend wannabees who don’t know shit from shinola looking to other people for approval.

Kobe Tai is hot

By: Tallest Blue

Tallest Blue — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:42:00 +0000

Oh an he aint’ no Skoal-dippin redneck eitha. He just some suburban kid dat grew up in a white town all his life so he don’t know the first thing ’bout bein a racist. Ain’t never been given no reason to. Most niggas he seen been on TV or livin in white neighborhoods.

By: redsled

redsled — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:42:00 +0000

Gadfly: the problem is called moonshine and glue sniffing

By: Big Eddie Ed

Big Eddie Ed — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:43:00 +0000

KOBE TAI… the motherfucking racial uniting sleepyhead breezie supreme!

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:49:00 +0000

eyo about the need to be posting more: i was gonna throw one up yesterday but i didnt want to steal my nigga ed thunder nah mean. imma devote more time to this game as soon as i master how to put up them pics. tell then, get at ya boy, get at this site, and keep ya eyes peeled for some new fire

ps i think when this shit blow up we should make kobe tai one of the sites mascots nah mean maybe shell holla at niggaknow

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:01:00 +0000

Maybe she’ll agree to be like the Official Breezy of NKT?

I don’t know if I’d ask the bitch about the “sleepyhead” part. Not at firse. Let her get to know a nigga, naaa mean?

By: Woozie

Woozie — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:20:00 +0000

If she keeps it real with the realest of the real, she already knows about that sleepyhead shit.

By: TR

TR — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:19:00 +0000

I need a translator!

By: pete5770

pete5770 — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:40:00 +0000

Just wanted you to know that I think your site is real neat. I’m
writting to find out how I can meet
a real “nigga”. I would really like to become a “gangsta” and
possibly even a “nigga” even though I’m white.
Thanx,

pete5770

By: True Redneck

True Redneck — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:35:00 +0000

where’s the bucket of chicken at here homeboys?

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:46:00 +0000

Redneck: It’s in yo sister’s ass. After we fucked it, there was room, so we left it for you.

By: redsled

redsled — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 15:03:00 +0000

Pete: thanks for your comment. While there are some uniquely universal things ( Kobe motherfucking Tai ) that bring the races together, basically your desire to be a “homey” or “nigga” is not realistic. As we have discussed previously there are certain levels of inherent differences that provide to wide a chasm to cross.

Your desire to go down to the corner in Newark and drink Boone’s Farm out of a paperbag while shooting dice and chasing non-black women is as realistic as me taking a big buck with a three-foot tall afro to the next Klan rally.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 15:12:00 +0000

what the FUCK is wrong with you

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:24:00 +0000

Just because YOU couldn’t be friends with black guys, doesn’t mean all white people share your pathology.

Normal people don’t think of their true friends as being this label or that label. So it doesn’t make a fuck what label anybody wants to use.

By: Ayman

Ayman — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:32:00 +0000

Oh Snap!

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:31:00 +0000

Oh shit no son! My Slovakian nigga is a white motherfuclker, although he kows some shit, but always gets mad pissed at a nigga when I call his monkey ass a negro, that fuckin hater can’t take the heat!

By: redsled

redsled — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:40:00 +0000

Gadfly: if — “Normal people don’t think of their true friends as being this label or that label. So it doesn’t make a fuck what label anybody wants to use” — then why use nigga at all?

Woozie: I am of German descent — Slovakia is a completely different and inferior nation

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:57:00 +0000

Yeah well Slovakia is pretty motherfuckin inferior. NYC could take over that shit in a week or less!

By: redsled

redsled — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:06:00 +0000

Yeah I think you both use the same power supplier — Suckass Power and light

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:22:00 +0000

Bring that shit up with TLRNY, I’, keepin it real just outside of DC.

By: redsled

redsled — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:34:00 +0000

DC be sweet — More welfare motherfuckers there than anywhere and they all wear suits and spend their time on Capital Hill and go by the name congressman

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:40:00 +0000

What difference does it make? Black friends and coworkers have called me “nigga” before. I thought it was great that they felt I was cool enough to do that with.

I would never call them that — not because it would bother a friend, but because it might bother people with them, be they white, black or etc.

By: The Last Real New Yorker

The Last Real New Yorker — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:41:00 +0000

while you motherfuckers arguing im tryna get this new update hopping but these images is fucked up…

By: True Redneck

True Redneck — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 21:11:00 +0000

i have a big one in my pants

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 21:48:00 +0000

That’s nice, Mr. White Motherfucker.

By: Gadfly

Gadfly — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:21:00 +0000

Yeah, but it’s in the back, you nasty-ass bitch.

By: Woozie

Woozie — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 22:22:00 +0000

Mmmmm…brownies.

By: yofmatt

yofmatt — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:23:00 +0000

Ooogie Boogie NAGGAR!

By: Angsuman

Angsuman — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:26:00 +0000

Let’s discuss AIDS.