Former Google Niggas Make They Own Site
What is really good niggas? Its your boy Big Eddie Ed back with another one, asking you to pretend you bitch made enough to work at Google. Pretend, niggas. Imagine youse a bitch and you got shit twisted up to the point where you think every motherfucking idea worth dropping a guap on. Well, that’s what these motherfuckers did. They had they lucrative ass job at Google, bounced, and set out on they own business - a search engine of their own.
Normally I’d be down with niggas who ain’t down with google, but honestly, these niggas is stupid.
First of all, what the fuck kind of sleepyheaded ass tongue does a nigga need to even pronounce this bullshit ass site? They say its supposed to be pronounced COOL, but its spelled CUIL. Now, I am a motherfucking expert as this shit and let me tell you something right the fuck from jump: Motherfuckers know how the fuck to spell GOOGLE. Nobody gonna tell a nigga to search they Kobe Tai sideways GOTCH pictures on COOL for obvious reasons: Niggas gonna go to the wrong site and they ain’t never going back.
Also, if you gonna make a motherfucking search joint, let a nigga find some shit they looking for:
You niggas straight up left a company that got the number one motherfucking search engine, stock options for weeks, sleepyhead massage bitches, and places that they will just let you sleep at DURING THE WORK DAY? Nigga, GOOGLE got rooms with motherfucking beds that employees just walk the fuck into and put they motherfucking head down. They getting motherfucking STACKS to sleep and dream up new motherfucking shit, and CUIL think they gonna run them out of business?
I mean, its one motherfucking thing if you work at a Pet Smart and you think you can sell some motherfucking kibble better than they other motherfuckers on the block, but Google been staying on the 1 and 2 for a minute. I’m on this faggot ass CUIL for 35 seconds and I ain’t found one motherfucking thing. Nigga, before you roll up against Google in the search game you GOT to get a nigga some motherfucking results.
So for now, fuck a CUIL, roll with Google - but only to search that sleepyhead as gotch imagery. Fuck a Google on all other fronts.
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Sounds like a buncha hater ass haters tryin to come up with some oddball word cause they think they can stack money like Google. Fuck atta here. Mad props tho, you got this story out before DailyTech.
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Two posts this quarter? What have you done with the real Big Ed?
This is the new white bullshit. Naming shit shit that don’t exist. The fcuk is a Wii, nigga? Show me Zune in an english dictionary. Pasty ass Harvard going niggas couldn’t come up with something more catchy?
Yeah someone told me about this bitch ass search engine. The only defense for it I can say is that if you searchin for shit these niggas ain’t gonna give the government any information on that shit…or so these white devils say.
Still this search engine too new there ain’t shit on it yet…and to be honest I don’t think this shit gonna work out in the end. It’s going to fall into obscurity and all who is gonna use it is conspiracy theorists and niggas with some serious paranoia.
BEE thanks for gettin on this shit so fast. You been missed my nigga, you been missed.
Aaron
This white faggot ass nigga gonna go right back to google in like two months after he realize aint nobody gonna use some shit that tries to fix shit that aint fucking broken, and then he gonna get rejected from google and gonna become a motherfucking tech dude in some suburban office park who gets paid to look at pictures of naked indian bitches and pretend he is actually helping some fat fucking retarded ass white motherfuckers who can’t figure out how to save a file on MS Word.
OMG LOL!!!! I JUST LIKE TOTALLY CUILED MYSELF LOOL
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The fcuk outta here!
It’s like somebody’s fuckin parents, saying “Oh, we are COOL, you know! COOL!”
Yeah, are they ever? No.
Kobe Tai sideways GOTCH??? Whah?? Can somebody please assist?
Banks let me learn you on some shit right here. Kobe Tai is a porn actress…she ain’t really my type..I feel her face is kinda ugly…but none the less that sleepyheaded (sleepyhead = asian person) bitch has been mentioned on this site on a few occasions.
Now Gotch mean pussy. It’s that simple, and if you didn’t know there is some bullshit old saying that sleepyheaded women have sideways pussies instead of what we all used to seeing and shit. Of course thanks to the internet a lot of niggas who aint ever gonna be able to put it in an sleepyheaded bitch can now find out how they pussies look like.
So with all that, that is how you get Kobe Tai sideways Gotch.
CUIL? What the fuck?
Sad thing is they probably didnt come up with the name themselves. Probably paid some media consultant bastards a few grand to come up with the name for them.
Search engines like this usually fail cos of the stupid name not to mention cant find shit on them.
what are you fuckers scared of, your mommas maybe, wgats all this dumb white shit this, dumb white shit that, grow up, graduate get a job, if you can, I’ll give you a job in my motel washing pots and pans you corn eating chimpanzees
As a german have understood that google gives personal information or something like that.
It was funny reading ur blog.
keep up your good work
I will be regular reader of ur blog
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. This shit is top notch man. I almost snarfed my fucking coffee. As Ali G would say, big upps. I am an instant fan.