We got you niggas waiting on this shit, but we got shit to do so fall the fuck back.  I mean, DAMN!

Its your boy BigEddieEd back with another update. First off, fuck you update thirsty niggas - we ain’t on a motherfucking schedule so stop acting like you owed some niggarishness everytime a month go by. I’m like, if you gonna post comments and pretend you my nigga Bokeem Woodbine, the least you could do is drop a mouse on some of these motherfucking ads.

But on some real get money shit, your boy been hearing from mad niggas that ain’t trying to hide they anger about updates being off schedule. Some of these motherfuckers try taking the shit into they own hands too. They saying some shit about how niggas getting lazy on this bitch and how they gonna buy a nigga out. You heard that shit right, my faithful niggas. A gaggle of motherfuckers been at me trying to buy this motherfucking site.

The latest nigga approached holding a check for half a Mazda Miata. After I told that nigga to kick rocks, I’m like - nigga do you realize facebook gonna get 50 Billion dollars when its a wrap? That bullshit gonna get that one Jewish nigga CAKED and he only about one motherfucking demographic: ain’t having shit to do white motherfuckers. Ain’t no niggas REALLY using facebook. You get the occaisional curious nigga, poking his motherfucking head around looking for white bitches on that site because it show everybody real name, even though nigga filled in his motherfucking first and last name as YourBoy Tyrell.

How the fuck you gonna tell me white people know shit about money when this nigga wearing burlap?

White corporate niggas don’t know shit about money though, for real. Forget the fact that this Facebook nigga stay wearin burlap and try to focus on how white people ready to drop the national debt on some motherfucking website they kids been using. How the fuck you gone stand up and tell motherfuckers with a straight face that facebook got a demographic worth 50 Million? You corporate-hood-rich white motherfuckers. And white people try to say niggas is stupid with they money because they heard bout one lunatic ass nigga that got a diamond encrusted toilet. What I’m saying, white motherfuckers, is that facebook is the Professional Hockey of the motherfucking internet - worthless ass product for a even more worthless and pasteyface ass demographic. You faggot ass shell necklace wearing bitches can keep that bullshit.

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