Fuck a Facebook
Its your boy BigEddieEd back with another update. First off, fuck you update thirsty niggas - we ain’t on a motherfucking schedule so stop acting like you owed some niggarishness everytime a month go by. I’m like, if you gonna post comments and pretend you my nigga Bokeem Woodbine, the least you could do is drop a mouse on some of these motherfucking ads.
But on some real get money shit, your boy been hearing from mad niggas that ain’t trying to hide they anger about updates being off schedule. Some of these motherfuckers try taking the shit into they own hands too. They saying some shit about how niggas getting lazy on this bitch and how they gonna buy a nigga out. You heard that shit right, my faithful niggas. A gaggle of motherfuckers been at me trying to buy this motherfucking site.
The latest nigga approached holding a check for half a Mazda Miata. After I told that nigga to kick rocks, I’m like - nigga do you realize facebook gonna get 50 Billion dollars when its a wrap? That bullshit gonna get that one Jewish nigga CAKED and he only about one motherfucking demographic: ain’t having shit to do white motherfuckers. Ain’t no niggas REALLY using facebook. You get the occaisional curious nigga, poking his motherfucking head around looking for white bitches on that site because it show everybody real name, even though nigga filled in his motherfucking first and last name as YourBoy Tyrell.
White corporate niggas don’t know shit about money though, for real. Forget the fact that this Facebook nigga stay wearin burlap and try to focus on how white people ready to drop the national debt on some motherfucking website they kids been using. How the fuck you gone stand up and tell motherfuckers with a straight face that facebook got a demographic worth 50 Million? You corporate-hood-rich white motherfuckers. And white people try to say niggas is stupid with they money because they heard bout one lunatic ass nigga that got a diamond encrusted toilet. What I’m saying, white motherfuckers, is that facebook is the Professional Hockey of the motherfucking internet - worthless ass product for a even more worthless and pasteyface ass demographic. You faggot ass shell necklace wearing bitches can keep that bullshit.
Is that what you gangstas do now? Just sit around the table playing cards?
B.E.E you one of da realist niggas there is. It’s hard to believe niggas was offerin some cash for this place…I don’t mean that shit in a bad way, I just figured this site was offensive enough for the common folk to just want to stay away, and most investors just ignore it and some shit.
It just goes to show ya’ll that niggas up in here be doin it right. Still B.E.E I think you the bigger man for turnin that shit down, and it goes to show you what you got up in here.
Now, The Caucasian, niggas always been playin cards and shootin dice. It’s a back alley past time my pasty friend.
Hey I just realized some shit about that picture with the niggas playin cards. Why the fuck them niggas sittin in a white man’s house?? What self respekin nigga gonna have a painting of some bread, fruits, and wine bottle???
sounds like a nigga jealous cause ha aint gettin his cheddar, you could be makin stacks too if you just quit bein lazy
Damn, I’m glad you’re back, BigEddieEd! I’ll have to click on a lot of ads to make up for the half a Mazda Miata you passed up.
You know that the fucker who offered all that money for your site would have held onto it for a year and sold it for a whole Mazda Miata.
Aaron is right. That painting doesn’t look right. Also, where’s cash? Where’s the booze? Where’s the ashtray? Even white boys have booze and cash and smokes at a poker game.
Okay, I’ll start clicking on ads now.
Hey Aaron, it’s cool…they just broke into the white man’s house while he was at work, that’s all.
stoogepie:
I ain’t never been away, nahsane? Its like white people see some inactive niggaweb site and they acting like your man BigEddieEd been out robbing 7-11 even though they got the sticker on the door warning niggas about how they only got $30 dollars at all times. First off, I seen that one nigga pay with a $50 for 2 slim jims and I ain’t seen no armored truck roll up to collect twenty, so yals is bullshitting for real.
Any goddamn way, I’m back, so one on that, niggas.
Hey Yourboy, I ain’t jealous for shit. I ain’t want no whitified picture up in my shit. Now I ain’t really hatin on the house, just the picture really. I understand there some suberb and downtown niggas who made they paper and got they asses somethin the white man have. After all, if a nigga can get out the ghetto, then good on that nigga.
Still, that mutha fuckin painting…I hate shit like that. Who the fuck wants a painting of some mutha fuckin bread and fruit??
Anyway as for bein lazy, go look at the last big article and read up on my comment about workin on computer networks for the US military. That’s how lazy my mutha fuckin lazy ass really is nahImsayin??
The Caucasian funny though sayin them niggas broke into the whiteman’s house while he was away at work. Shit, if we go on that level of thought. Might as well say all 4 of them niggas is fuckin his wife while he at work.
God damn right fuck a Facebook. Fuck all that stupid shit. Social networking sites inevitably affect a group attitude that makes my fuckin hands curl into fists reflexively.
Matty Boy, this ain’t the first time shit’s been talked about Facebook or Myspace. Real down to earth people know that if someone usin one of those services for they personal life like as if it’s all they got, then there is something wrong.
I myself ain’t got a problem with those services when someone is usin it to kinda get a musical project or something like that going. Still, if someone on there crying about they life and shit all damn day long, or tryin to hook up with people with it, then it stupid.
Wassup niggas.
Just right when I was about to post the pseudo articles ‘n some shit, this nigga Ed comes through with the raw.
Much respect.
-John Dane
Well there young man! I have seen more success on white and Asian blogging websites when I update often. If it is revenue you seek via your banner ads then statistically you should follow the trend to bring traffic. You need clicks? Update nigga!
I love you though.
Come on man.
These guys arent lazy they just got their hands on GTA 4. Hell Im surprised they got time for this update. Thanks Big Eddie Ed you made my morning!
So if you sold this site would it be changed to AfricanAmericanknow just to get more sponsor and be more main stream?
Peace
Yo good shit my nigga! I pretty much feel how you feel bout this facebook bullshit BUT I can’t hate on it to tuff cuz if it wasn’t for Facebook an Myspace I prolly wouldnt get the opportunity to Jack Rabbit some of these stunts I catch In places I’ve never been. That shit also gets me connected wit mad muhfuckas I can fuck wit overseas an across the country. but then, I do music…but then there is the herb muhfuckas on there too…….. Nigga Know International.
That is the genius of whoever the fuck owns Facebook. He is about to get $50 million for something that most of us think is worthless. That is a hustler if I ever heard of one. Don’t hate just because Facebook is worth $50 mil, and this twice a year updated website is worth 50 value menu double cheeseburgers.
Come on slow nigga, off top that facebook nigga gettin his. Nobody claims he isn’t. Value can be measured in many ways so don’t confuse hate with understanding cuz krill sells too.
That’s the point
Hallah
Talent don’t translate to money, my niggas.
Look at Soulja Boy.
-John Dane
In other words, some niggas we think is genius’ is really just lucky as fuck.
-John Dane
You mean that smurf ass white nigga bill gates?? He lucky he even got involved at all when he did.
Now from what I’ve heard he just tells people they are idiots all the time, like as if he is some shit. I would love to see that faggot ass little white dude walk around where I be workin. Where one day some nigga got a broken bat that he sharpened the end up to stab someone, where niggas be walkin up to cars and just start shootin the shit out of other niggas, or where niggas be crossin the street flippin they nunchuks around. I kid you not, today some nigga crossed right in front of the car I was drivin flippin his nunchuks…
Anyway I agree. There are niggas we think genius but they is just lucky. There ain’t no lie. Even though one last thing on Bill Gates, I do have to admit that nigga learned fast, cuz after he got lucky he kept the shit up.
Aaron
John Dane,
You on to something with that comment about luck and success versus genius and success. Statisticians call it Survivorship Bias. If you want to read some good analysis of this check out “The Black Swan” by my man Nicolas Nassim Taleb. That book turned some shit upside down for me and it was entertaining too. Parts of it are really heavy on statistical theorems but he breaks it down pretty good.
or where niggas be crossin the street flippin they nunchuks around. I kid you not, today some nigga crossed right in front of the car I was drivin flippin his nunchuks…
……
LO to the mothafuckin’ L
You made my day, bruv.
TJreal, I’m definitely gonna have to check out “The Black Swan”. Thanks for the recommendation, dawg.
-John Dane
To all you white motherfuckers that was complaining that this site been dead because you aint getting ya daily minstrel show cravings, suck our motherfucking dicks!!!
Why do you hate shell necklaces so much? Seems to be a recurring theme on this site.
I’m glad to be of some service Dane, and right now I’m about to head out to work for another possibility of some nigga flippin nis nunchuks around while he crossin the damn street…
Nigga u best believe I gots the biggest penis in the west, u can’t mess with da best or u have da meanis penis on ur head when i make ur face red slappin my penis on ur head yeah, fool, 5000g, motherfuckn right yo nigga plz
To all you white motherfuckers that was complaining that this site been dead because you aint getting ya daily minstrel show cravings, suck our motherfucking dicks!!!
My nigga.
-John Dane
To the Average Whitegirl
It ain’t the shell necklace, it’s the symbolism behind the shell necklace, as in what type of person wears it.
John Dane,
Its a good thing niggaknow got me my minstrel cravin, I was about to jump into blackface and do it myself.
-me
Actually big guy that was TLRNY who said that. Dane just quoted it to show his appreciation for what was said.
Ahh yes,
Hence the Italics.
AHHHH!! it feels good to be back you smurf ass niggas, how is everyone doing? im feeling the new updates, my niggas you have to check out this website called www.postsecrets.com where niggas post mad secrets online and shit, it is bugged out
Cool it Crew
Cool it Niggas
-Joe G
Ha Ha Generic White Fucker -
Yeah we should get our own minstrel act going so we’ll be ready for the next dry spell here at the Nigga Know Revue.
Facebook is not the business. Logs everything. If a bitch wanna stalk you its wraptastic str8 up.
- The Yay Area keeeps it oh so saucy.
Caucasian,
I agree, maybe a satirical blog.
Wiggaknow.com?
Half a price of a Mazda Miata? So are you saying someone offered you $10,000 for the niggaknow.com domain???
That picture looks like something out of a porn movie. 4 black men playing cards… they hear a knock on the door and it’s the sluty blond neighbor with her friend. Let the gang bang begin.
Dotsson are you joking?? There ain’t gonna be no blonde neighbor with a friend. The blonde bitch gonna be in the house with them serving beer and not wearing a damn thing except for some high heels. That’s hot it would be.
Hey Nigga Know - I got a jones for some fresh minstrel entertainment. WTF?
This website is dead. They don’t post anymore.
this site used to make me laugh…now I bring it up for the three seconds it takes for me to realize its just another day with nothing new to add. At least you should drop some Obama shit or something….what the fuck.
Maybe the writers for this site all got arrested in a horrible gay prostitution ring?
Naw, they got abducted by transsexual rapist in Thailand.
None of the above. Word got out on the street that they are all actually WHITE GUYS.
Wrong again. A new KFC opened down the street. Nigga gots to get his chicken on, have some patience.
yall niggz need to post some new shit. this shit stale, BEEITCH.
you niggaz is mad stupid
why yall niggaz don’t post my shit? fuck yall.
NIGGA POST MY SHIT
WHY YALL NIGGAZ DONT POST MY SHIT. LET A NIGGA SPEAK.
The real reason there have been no posts here:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820850